Astrogoblin posts
How we fixed the Fantastic 4 poster - AD FREE
In a later story, Grimm celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since it has been 13 years, the age a Jewish boy celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since he began his "second life" as the Thing. To celebrate the ceremony, he organizes a poker tournament and invites every available superhero.
Comment ‘Shop 57
In a photoshop video, assumptions kill. Give us prompts!
Dune Awakening Part 2 - Patreon Gameplays
The slow hotdog penetrates the mouth hole.
Dune Awakening Part 1 - Patreon Gameplays
Bless the Patrick and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His antibiotics cleanse His anus. May He keep the world for his goblins.(Become a Patron to watch part 2)
Prophets of the Dark Side - Dramatic Reading
IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE
It’s time for a hard reset - AD FREE
Let us know what you think this video is about in the comments.
Patrick's Photoshop - UNCUT
This is the video equivalent of getting lost in a shopping mall.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 56
This is our first video as a Reacher channel.
Astropodlin 53: Catholic Skill Tree
The Pat man is back and he's "pissing" out his "ass"
Comment ‘Shop 56 Delay
The Comment ‘Shop will go up on Thursday afternoon this week, as Patrick is still recovering from the Rakghoul Plague. Thanks for your patience in these ill times!
Episode 6 Dramatic Reading Delay
Dark greetings!Due to scheduling issues, the dramatic reading of "Prophets of the Dark Side" will be a day or two late. Not ideal, we know but we wanted to do it right for y'all rather than rush to make something not as good.So hold on for just a little longer and you will be rewarded with film-accurate imp...
GBC 106: Prophets of the Dark Side (Video)
This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book six of the Jedi Prince novels. It wouldn't be Star Wars without a ham-fisted genealogical reveal!
GBC 106: Prophets of the Dark Side
For video versions and more, go to https://www.patreon.com/AstrogoblinThis week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book six of the Jedi Prince novels.It wouldn't be Star Wars without a ham-fisted genealogical reveal!
Comment ‘Shop 56 Prompt
Patrick’s back and demands prompts.
We killed another celebrity - AD FREE
"Silkie chicken in a broth. A black-boned bird prized in China for its medicinal values since the 7th century. Wolfberries, ginseng, ginger, red dates and star anise." "You made me chicken soup." "Yes". "Thank you, coach Dobias."
Hitman: Le Chiffre - UNCUT
Ortolans are back, baby.
We install the cutest malware - Ad Free
"The greatest challenge of them all is to not tab away from Chip's Challenge" Patrick 4:20
Chip's Challenge - UNCUT
Titling this as a Chip's Challenge video feels... inaccurate
Best of Astrogoblin Year One
Oh dang, this channel's still going?? (Thanks to the Patrons for submitting so many nasty clips)
No podcast this week! (Something else instead)
Dark Greetings, gobblers. Patrick’s on island time this week, so no podcast. HOWEVER, you will be getting a compilation of all the lovely clips you submitted from the last year of videos. That’ll be up later today, and the podcast will return next week!
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 55
When daddy's away, the back-alley raccoons will play.
Queen of the Empire - Dramatic Reading
Lactils will destroy your planet, yes. But have you ever tried their milk? I'd say it's worth it
GBC 105: Queen of the Empire
For video versions and more, go to https://www.patreon.com/AstrogoblinThis week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book five of the Jedi Prince novels.Somehow Baji returned.
GBC 105: Queen of the Empire (Video)
This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book three of the Jedi Prince novels. Somehow Baji returned.
Comment ‘Shop 55 Prompt
Oh baby I’d love a nice stinky prompt right about now
Hideous Retailer Pride Collections
Jurassic World: Rebirth features the first gay dinosaur.
Exotic Animals - UNCUT
We're one step closer to having an office lemur.
This might be illegal - AD FREE
We attempt to hire an editing ape.
Can a grown woman learn how to type? - AD FREE
the hardest we've ever shilled
Boltgun Typing - UNCUT
the hardest we've ever shilled

























