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The Comment ‘Shop 74 Prompt
Photoshop is oiled up and ready to slide noisily across the floor.
We found Patrick's secret group chat
It seems... the Apes have Escaped. We don't know yet how wide reaching this is, but it could mean all Apes. Everywhere. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin
We found Patrick's secret group chat - Ad Free
It seems... the Apes have Escaped. We don't know yet how wide reaching this is, but it could mean all Apes. Everywhere.
FREE Deleted Scenes - Metal Gear Ape Escape
Come get your scraps, piggies!
Metal Gear Ape Escape - UNCUT
It seems... the Apes have Escaped. We don't know yet how wide reaching this is, but it could mean all Apes. Everywhere.
Astropodlin 68: Accidental Q&A Episode
SOMEONE accidentally opened up the questions post to every one of y'all.Enjoy it while it lasts... and to our $25 members, we still love you.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 73
Patrick is off the leash.
Comment ‘Shop 73 Prompt
Cold comments with warm prompts.(This episode will go up later this afternoon)
Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force - UNCUT
this video is not indicative of the rest of our oeuvre
we learned how to make out - AD FREE
this video is not indicative of the rest of our oeuvre
Trailer Roundup - October 2025
why go to the movies when you can watch the trailer for the director of the fault in our stars new movie at home on your couch surrounded by loved ones eating your favorite meal one last time
Your coworkers will love this game - AD FREE
Post your coworker shows in the comments or the Yōtei Six will get you.
Ghost of Yōtei - UNCUT
There's even less Ghost of Yōtei in the Uncut!
Astropodlin 67: Battle Royale, The Legacy Murders
Battle Royale for Patrick and Jacob! Good Boy for Jacob and Charlotte! NOTHING for Patrick and Charlotte
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 72
Featuring the return of SWordle
Comment ‘Shop 72 Prompt
That’s prompts better not be too scary.
FREE Deleted Scenes - Hitman (Bruce Lee)
We had a bunch of semi-edited stuff still on the timeline so we figured we'd put it out! Think of it as a love letter to the fans, just like "I, Frankenstein"Patrons can watch the rest of this uncut along with unedited versions of ALL our videos. Just $5 a month!
We can't stop killing celebrities. - Ad Free
We beat the system and still lost.
Hitman Bruce Lee - UNCUT
We beat the system and still lost.
We can't stop killing celebrities.
We beat the system and still lost.
James Willems crashes and burns - AD FREE
Listen to Answer for It! https://www.youtube.com/@UCFwDXZKuuHrLrVyqdnI_pPA
Shrek Song Found! - BONUS VIDEO
Listen to Answer for It!https://www.youtube.com/@UCFwDXZKuuHrLrVyqdnI_pPA
Astropodlin 66: O Raccoon Tree
Chuck Shumer's flop house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODejBuFlY20
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 71
This is an off-rail episode.
Show Us Your Dads!
We peruse some of our Discord's finest daddies.
Why is he so good at this? - AD FREE
Check out Answer for It! https://www.youtube.com/@answerforItOur first meetup will be at the Knott's Berry Farm hanging.
Baby Steps - UNCUT
Wait, we're trying to play a video game?
Comment ‘Shop 71 Prompt
Patrick’s turning 26 today so make sure those prompt’s are premium.
JUMP SPACE Stream at 4pm
We're grasping at our namesake and collecting trash in space.(Bonus stream after for First Contact Patreon members)
