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Donny's Workout
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/ZufYS)A short story about the rewards of determination.
Update: August
This month's big post: Fleshing Out, wherein a dude borrows his roomie's sex toy (with results that may surprise even some of you).Next up: Too Many Notes, a short tale of music's profound effect on the fragile walls of reality.Also: the continuing saga (panels 7-10) of Subject 37, sponsored by a gracious t...
Fleshing Out
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/DaYzg)Billy thinks his roomie is out of town for a while and goes poking around in things he shouldn't......
Too Many Notes
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/KTBXE)Danny finds some old sheet music.Story by kurokuku.
News You Can Use (Maybe?)
Short version: I'm setting up a gumroad (https://gumroad.com/infinitelyimprobable) to move some old posts there. It seems prudent to find some alternatives to Patreon since it is teetering toward tumblrism; there's a new Spidey post; $5 tier can now enjoy Flexx.More words:What does this mean?Right now, nothing....
Spider-Man vs The Sinister Dicks
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/WrVMB)Everyone's favorite friendly neighborhood superhero, a city besieged by perverted criminals, and lo...
The Hunt for Hyperia
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/nilrA)A hunky archaeologist chases a controversial hypothesis around the globe... What he discovers may aston...
Perfect Configuration
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/yXCRx)Too... many... pictures... arm hurts..."A guy, desperate to catch up to his weightlifting buds, fin...
50 patrons?!?!?
I would never have guessed there were even that many people on Earth into this kind of stuff, so I am honestly kind of stunned. I'm going to try to put together a special something in the next day or two to mark the occasion...Meanwhile: I am up to my nips in this month's big post and with luck I hope to have t...
Hyper-Space
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/kHPYH)A couple of guys exploring a gigantic space vessel find themselves somewhere they shouldn't be.Stuf...
Pump It Up
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/vSBAW)Having heard some encouraging (if wildly suspicious) success stories, Martin decides to try out pumping...
Adjusted For Inflation (Part 2)
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/oQOaU)A request from a top-tier patron to continue this story. It sprawled into a few extra pictures, as thin...
Discord
I have linked the tiers to some Discord roles. Some of the stuff is still being tweaked a bit on the server, so please bear with me.This should help stay in touch in the event of a Patreon disruption but I don't plan to spam anyone with bloop-bloop-bloop.Thanks, everyone!
Resuming Abnormal Operations
I'm trying to finish a short series for the end of the month. This will conclude free-stuff April (though I may continue scattering freebies around as usual). Next month will have another big post and n+1 smaller posts to fuel your masturbatory urges.Thanks to everyone who decided to stick around, also to those who...
Adjusted For Inflation
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/oQOaU)A result of a request (well, two; sorry about that) from a $20 patron. It's hard to make just one p...
Auditions, Part 1: Lex
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/utqQt)A regular beefy dude submits an audition video for an upcoming series...I think he'll do just fine.
Zak Saturday: A Case of the Mondays
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/CxCGC)One of my collaborators, 10tacles, supplied the writing for this one. And the concept. And editing. I d...
Flexx
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/flexx)Presenting Flexx, wherein four hot guys discover an unusual game with some very unexpected, reality-war...
Miscellaneous News
The big-new-series post for March is nearly complete and should be posted within the next few days. I'm going to try to get another remaster out the door as well. I'll be pausing payments for April so nobody will be charged for that month. Anyone who is currently a patron on April 1 should continue to have acc...
White Rabbit (Part 2)
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/hKrhUWr)The continuing adventures of Enzo, the twink-turned-muscle-god. He runs into some friends from the ba...
ValenTroy's Day
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/zmlycc)A bromantic spa getaway!With thanks to Ziel for letting us borrow his delightful boys and my collabora...
Spider-Man vs The Penetrating Doctor Cocktopus
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/vAJuQ)Presenting one of my more outlandish adventures (and the most technically challenging!) from the perver...
Tales of Priapopolis, Volume 2: Gino's New Best Friend
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/fSjgE)Remixed, remastered, and ribbed for your pleasure!
Tales of Priapopolis, Volume 1: The Wrong Dylan
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/agRbH)Presenting a post recovered from the archives of an imploding website, remastered for the fast-paced ne...
Magic Time: Deuces Wild
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/mbKKi)The long-awaited return of Jeff!
...Now with tiers
I really appreciate the patrons who have signed up so far, especially since they could see most of the stuff without paying anything for it. On the other hand, I've started to feel that it's a bit unfair to them to let so much stuff go out in public. I know I had originally planned it to just be a donation sort...
White Rabbit
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/fZlHv)"One pill makes you larger..."So a few dozen should do something really interesting!
WTF are you people into?
I do all sorts of themes in my "art" so I'm curious which of those is more prevalent among the kinks of my audience.There are no wrong answers, and this won't necessarily influence what gets posted.But it might.Either way, the next series is in progress. Look for the first post in the next few days...
Quiddick
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/PmlLr)Presenting a collaboration with Kurokuku and 10tacles: The Weasley twins introduce their friends (and a...
Product Review: Magic Time Lube
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/WXaVD)I finally found the button to add multiple images and upload them the right way. Sigh...If people want ...
