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Impudica the Hothouse Flower 16
STRIFE!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/51615007FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/52672263
Various shenanigans
Cassandra is a cheating ho, what else is new?Here's a pinup of an iron maiden that unfolds into an Old Testament cherub with a sexy female body made of ectoplasm(?) and bones. And an owl, because why not?
"Sounds like we've got another guest coming,"
I chuckled nonchalantly since the trees hadn't alerted me to any danger from whatever it was. "I guess I should extend some old fashioned elvish hospitality and offer them some stew."I projected my thoughts to the Royal Pantry to apport another bowl.Instead I produced one of an extremely tacky set of cheap ...
Rina lays down the law
I guess their day wandering around the Con must have gone really well.
BLA!
No, he's not really a vampire. He's the host of "Dungeon of Dread," the late-night movie show on your local TV station.
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 15
Shocking behavior!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/50479706FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/51822866
Zandar's Saga 591
Sorry this was late. I can't promise that it will never happen again, but I'll try my best.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/51151548FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/51993423
Vulpine 1
Zandar's Saga is not ready tonight. There has been WAY too much crap going on, an unacceptable amount of crap and an insufficient amount of sleep. I hope to have page 591 ready tomorrow. Meanwhile please enjoy this old comic strip I drew for VCU's campus newspaper, The Commonwealth Times, back in the misty Long...
"MOSS?"
Lysander spluttered as soon as he stopped coughing. "You didn't tell me there was MOSS in this!""You didn't ask," I pointed out. "You only mentioned lizards, and there are no lizards in the stew. Elves don't lie.""I'm unclean!" he wailed. "Moss is forbidden! I will ha...
Dr. Clobberstein
Sorry about that Mad Melodica thing last night. Here's an audio skit based on a dumb idea from the graphics room at the TV station where I worked in 2002.All voices are me. I also played the organ in the background.
Mad Melodica
You've endured a lot of hard-to-listen-to synthesizer experiments lately, so let me pull something out of the archives; something played on an acoustic instrument that's nice and coherent, conventional, traditional ...ohI am terribly sorry.This little tape experiment was recorded in 2001.
Fixing a broken arm
Bormac demonstrates just how easy self-maintenance can be after a salvage-crew mishap.Fixing a broken heart though ... that's much harder.You will need an oscilloscope.Doodle requests are closed for May. June will be here before I know it.
This can't be Burnside
Steviebear Maxwell proposed that the Dauphine of Daffodils must have a raccoon lady-in-waiting who possesses perfect manners and curtseys at every opportunity.What should be this bizarre creature's name?Absolute last chance to request a Doodle tonight.
She's not the Wolf Queen
Not anymore.Major Matt Mason wanted to see her in her new outfit from three sides, so here you go.Tomorrow is the deadline to get your requests in. Steviebear and Bormac are in the queue. If you're not either of them and you haven't had your Doodle this month, now's the time to speak up.
Rick's gift of gab
According to Rick2tails, after they ran into each other at NerdCon, he offered to carry Rina's con swag & purchases in return for the honor of accompanying her. And you smooth devil, it looks like she's actually starting to have a good time!
"Yes, the stew is almost ready,"
I replied. "But what's that to you? Surely you don't think you'll be getting any.""Ol' Ash'll convert you to the Unseelie way," Burnside chuckled. "He's a bona-fide expert. You thought you were gainin' the upper hand didn't you? Thought you were finally gettin' in...
Zandar's Saga 590
Well, this is interesting. Unless it isn't.We're coming up on page 600 pretty soon, and I never thought it would go on this long.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/50741278FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/51576757
This must be Cadwallader
Or "Cad" to his chums.Hendak requested the cervine Warrior Princess being hit on by a lad and responding in good old West Saxon. First commenter with an accurate translation wins a cigar!
Mama Thermopoulos, this is your day
I should say "this WAS your day," since it's almost over now.Requested by CTN.
Breakfast in Bed
Serge Skunk told an adorable tale of how Gabriel pampers his sweetie.
While walking through the park one day
In the merry month of MayI saw a lovely botI told her she was hotAnd she said "My thermostat indicates I am running at optimal temperature."Requested by Simone Spinozzi. I had to do a bit of rescheduling for Mother's Day but fret not, Hendak, your Doodle is coming next week.
Assistant Professor Jane Goodbody
Giving her infamous introductory lecture on Mephitism, as remembered by Eric Costello.
"What happened to my hairdresser cult?"
I asked Lysander angrily. "I thought you had supplied them with weapons for self-defense.""Ah, well, yes, about that," Lysander waffled, suddenly getting itchy and fidgety. "You see, because of my known association with Ash Marten, who was not in good favor with the O'Daisies firm at the time I ...
When a body meets a body roamin' through the con..
Runei Stillwater starts off this little mini-epic that is obviously going to end in debauchery. I mean, look who's involved.
That's what sisters do, I guess
Walter Reimer told us how Dani's sexy date with Jane the egregious ewe went, and now here she is in Cassandra's kitchen where the siblings are commiserating in what I presume is a sisterly manner.
Here is Katyusha
I'm told, much to my relief, that the cat is NOT the pilot but is merely an organic component which the intelligent computer uses in its calculations.The world's canned tuna supply is safe ... for now.
Zandar's Saga 589
Wadi, calm down.Also, Kelly is trying to do a Sports Insinuated Swimsuit pose ... I haven't been keeping you posted on the ways this robot has disrupted our happy home.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/50327188FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/51151548
April showers bring May Doodles
It's wet enough in The Swamp to grow Doodles by the dozens!1. Requests must be in the comments of the most recent Doodle post (currently this one, but as new posts are added they get pushed down and after a few days I am less likely to see comments added to older posts.)2. Request deadline is the 15th day of the mo...
Bormac in the Wreck 9
Who's opening & closing all these doors?
Katyusha
In TOON this character is what you'd call a "Real Weirdie."A high-tech torso with polygon-rendered energy limbs, piloted by an intelligent cat in a MoCap suit. How do they think up these things?
