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I don't think you're supposed to let her in.
Hendak wanted to see me draw an anthro version of the Mari Lwyd, so here she is, ensconced in your favorite chair, drinking wassail and babbling in Cymric.
Fish for sale
Another chapter in the Decadent Arsenic ferret saga.How far off do you reckon Aelfig'll wander?
Dancing Stumpkin
RooCat_UK reminded me of these beings from a lamentably neglected forum adventure. Seems like she would be easy to track.
Funhouse Follies
Steviebear Maxwell wanted to see the folf twins imitating the Thermopoulos twins on the other side of a pane of glass.
"I'm not ready!"
I wailed. My heart was still beating rapidly from the terror of the dream I just had, and I started to hyperventilate. "I can't put a whole show together in less than an hour! It has to be amazing! It has to be flawless! These are a bunch of moody, insolent, young social outcasts! AND they're lowfolk! If I ...
Beware the Wiles
St_Veronika swears this happened at a Very Chic Party.I didn't see how tall Veronika was supposed to be, but Thompson is VERY tall.Tonight is the deadline for Doodle requests. I have ones coming for Steviebear, RooCat, Decadent Arsenic, and Hendak. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle yet, spe...
Is it Pumpkin or Sweet Potato?
Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial Who Knows No Fear) asked for Liz being lewd again. How many different ways are there? With luck, we'll get to find out.
The Kangy Antagonists Society
If you haven't been keeping up with Kangy lore, Typeandkey's request will strike you like a Six Chix strip: Quaintly surreal with an inscrutable punchline that makes no sense.However, it holds laughs galore if you recall the running gag of holiday-related inanimate objects mysteriously gaining sentience in orde...
Rustlin' up some grub
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see the Duchess wading in the swamp and gigging for slugs. A noble sport for the Antglade gentry!
Zandar's Saga 643
A rescue has been effectively effected! The question is, will these two be affected by any adverse effects?PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/74105971FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/74956461
Unexpected expenditure
Runei Stillwater presents this as companion piece to last month's Doodle, in which we saw that Yuri was literally left holding the bag. What a relief to know that Rina paid the bill. She's rich, you know.(Yes, hello Patreon Trust & Safety officer. Sorry to waste your time yet again, but Yuri is a legit Japanese...
For some reason
I was standing in the scrying tower, with my bow in my hand. What was I doing here? I had to get outside and rally my troops! I dashed out the door and saw the vial of Plague of Battles spinning like a top, teetering on the edge of the balcony railing. I lunged desperately to catch it, but it tumbled over. Looking down...
Konichi-wa, baby
Rick2tails, ever on the prowl, has set his sights on Yuri Setsuko ... and she seems to be receptive!?!?!(The fact that I think this is what "flirting" looks like may explain why I am single.)(Also interesting: The name "Yuri" sets off the Patreon possible-AUP-violation alarm every time.)
Elfhamian Poetry Slam
Walter Reimer has these two femmes declaiming in a heavy rain while standing atop loosely piled heaps of stones. Why? I assume we'll find out eventually.
How many lumps?
Eric Costello proposed the situation. Anastasia is baffled by the reaction, but remember, Tessie used to work in a FAFI mess hall.
Bedside manner
Serge Skunk told us about an "adult video" in which Ashley plays the role of Horny Nurse #2. I don't know who plays the role of Chad Dongsworth, the Suspiciously Vigorous Patient.
The high dive
Major Matt Mason wanted to see Princess Persephone of Faerie diving naked off of part of an anime battleship.Gawain's expression is a mirror of my own.
The sensuous Pith Dance
CTN dreamed up this exotic scenario.Those fennecs may be small, but they are legal adults.
"All right,"
I continued after a moment's silence. "Time for you to go home.""Oh Bunny, oh Bunny!" Rebecca giggled excitedly. "I can hardly wait to start learning real magic, without even having to sacrifice animals or sell my soul! Being Seelie is the greatest!""Sir, before I leave," Vernier mur...
"I cannot work like this."
Lana, excuse me, I mean Ms. Lynne is letting her power go to her head. This isn't going to turn out well.You don't tell Kelly how to pose! YOU DON'T DO THAT.And that is why there wasn't a Kelly pinup last night.Don't tell the boss-lady I posted this.
Zandar's Saga 642
The fennecs know how to reset the trap, apparently.Also, here's your monthly Lana pinup.Don't say anything. Just act normal.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/73616836FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/74544608
Why not call it "Yesvember?"
It's a lot more positive that way!Here are the Doodle rules again, as we prepare for another month of cartoon mayhem.1. R rater or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party chara...
Head of marketing
Lana, er sorry, I mean Ms. Lynne keeps pointing out that in the past few weeks since she took over management of operations here, productivity has increased - but more importantly, the income meter has shot up dramatically. For the past few days it has literally said $666, which feels like the wages of sin...
Vulpine 58
"Hibbs" was the building that the school cafeteria was in. If you lived in the campus dorms (which I did for all 4 years) you were also subscribed to the meal plan which provided breakfast, lunch, and dinner Monday through Saturday. On Sunday they only served lunch and dinner. The food wasn't bad, but it wa...
Vulpine 57
I trust you've remembered that Mel collects unpleasant experiences.
She's pushing it
Talk about executive overreach!I really don't like the condescending way she said "art."
How is this possible?
Miss Thompson is a graduate of the Adler Young School of Acting.
"Ooh, me!"
Burnside exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "Me me me! I gotta thought an' a concern!""Does it involve disembowelment and/or skinning alive?" I asked."Welllll..." Burnside stalled thoughtfully. "Best case scenario, I reckon it would.""Can I just say no, and leave it at that?&...
Remember this?
Boss-lady Lana says I should continue this story.Here's a recap because it's been so dang long you have probably forgotten: Thompson was called away to deal with a Kringle sympathizer elsewhere, after failing to seduce the man of the house (who happens to be Kelly O'Dor's boyfriend). Adler sent a Robota...
Vulpine 56
Victor made some poor choices.
