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Deciding the Fate of Nations

As requested by typeandkey - Richard M. Nixon arm-wrestling Zandar Skonk. Why? I can't tell you, for reasons of national security.Those few remaining members who haven't put in your requests, now's the time. Keep them R-rated or tamer, and place them in the comments below.

Jenny Fur V1 P4

REALISTIC BACKGROUNDS!!!I don't know if I can say I've come a "long way" since those days, but I am pretty sure my drawing is better now than it was then.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216263FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216039NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216386

Oscillotronic Rays

This is a pre-modular experiment I recorded 7 or 8 months ago but had not exported until now, so that means technically it's NEW since nobody but me has ever heard it.What you're listening to is a Korg Monotribe multitracked over itself in several iterations. Each layer of drums is playing an identical loop at ...

Let's work on your putts

Rick2Tails wanted to see Clyde and Springfield on a dorky mini-golf date. So here they are! Isn't it just the cutest thing you ever saw?A few club members remain who have not asked for anything yet. There's still time, but: Sooner said, sooner done!

Pole Dancing Spider

As requested by Simone Spinozzi, behold Serica Textor twirling on a pole.There's still one or two of you who could still make a request this month. Do it now. You won't regret it!

Jenny Fur V1 P3

CONVINCING DIALOGUE!!The suspense continues to build! I'm on the edge of my seat to discover why in the nine Netherhells I scanned this in grayscale and saved in jpeg format. These files were on my current desktop hard drive, and I definitely knew better by the time I got this computer. They must be older - but the...

Jenny Fur V1 P2

INTENSE STORYTELLING!Beatrice Kanga ended up being more of a "keeper" character than Jenny. Also of note is how inking with a Rapidograph really accentuated my unsteady hand.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216176FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216039NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216263

Jenny Fur V1 P1

Our story begins!Look at those panel layouts! Those wobbly character designs! I had no idea what I was doing.FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216039NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15216219

Keep the Fly-Spray Ready

I just swatted down a fake $10 patron who pledged right after I posted a Doodle. My thank-you email came back "Undeliverable" due to the address not actually existing - which you'd think would have tipped off Patreon that this bot wasn't on the level when it tried to sign up .. but heck, I guess they do...

Jenny Fur V1 Cover

I looked at my hard drive and Captain Arleen isn't on it. I'll check my backups later because I know I scanned those stories. If I find them then I guess I'll slap 'em up here. If I have to re-scan, well, I'm less enthusiastic about doing that .. but the siren song of MONEY pulls me ever onward into...

Cod Liver Oil

This here's an old relic recording of an even older "humorous" folk song. Lyrics and melody are presumably in the public domain.

Clearly Impossible

As requested by Runei Stillwater, Zandar in the guise of an imaginary beast called "sexy nerd gamer chick."I have requests logged from Simone Spinozzi and Rick2Tails. There are a few more of you who could still ask for one. Feel free to do so in the comments below.

Tales of Springfield 97

This was another thing we didn't know much about back in '07 but now of course we are aware that those alien pixy orbs are full of magical power.AND THAT'S IT! This is the end of the Springfield Tales. I went immediately into Zandar's Saga, in which I tried to justify the sinister skunk's actions an...

This is just a bummer

In case you looked at the posted earnings on the front page and wondered why my $300 celebration wasn't happening - it's because I won't be getting $300. It's .. well I can't look at the figure right now while I'm typing, but it's in the $265 range, which is good. It's not $300, but it i...

Tales of Springfield 96

I guess even this guy deserves some sort of wrap-up.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15113812FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/13512977NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15113880

November Has Struck

It's a new month, and that means it's time to start thinking about Doodles again! The sooner you put in your request, the sooner I can draw it.Remember it has to fall within an R rating. Nudity and suggestiveness are allowable but it can't be total porn. Let's keep it (somewhat) clean!Submit your reques...

Zandar's Saga 482

IT'S HESTER!! What in the world is she doing here in Egypt??PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/14870531FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15398294

Tales of Springfield 95

Looks like things are working out well for everybody.Everybody except Zandar, that is.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070231FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/13512977NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15113845

Tales of Springfield 94

Not sure how I feel about this development.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070203FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/13512977NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15113812

Tales of Springfield 93

What movie is Springfield complaining about now??PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070160FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/13512977NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070231

Money Time Again

Tomorrow is billing day, so I thought I'd take a look at the ugly financial backside... Pay no attention to the number on my front page; it is a fine example of Patreon Bistromathics and bears little relation to the actual money I get. I looked at my patrons list and did my own calculations, and here are the result...

What's Your Favorite Food?

This is it: The second Philo Squoil recording, the interview that launched a legend.If I had come out with this in 2006 instead of 1996 it would have gone viral and become an internet meme for sure, and I'd have a sponsorship from Little Debbie snack cakes and be driving around in a Scion XB with Swiss Cake Roll gr...

Philo in his element

Official art from the front cover of the first tape I thought I could sell: 1996's highly coveted Loud Toons album "BORED MOVEMENTS"Scanned and colored exclusively for Patreon, what an amazing benefit of your patronage! Wow!!

Tales of Springfield 92

When this first came out, we didn't know anything about that bottle .. but now, of course, we know exactly what it is. But what's this baloney about a vow and cosmic balance?Also, never mind that huge "THE END." There are still a few loose threads to tie up with this story.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/p...

Tales of Springfield 91

Ow. Harsh.Poor Zandar.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15019106FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/13512977NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070160

We Funk It Up

Philo raps! Check it out, yo!! Those rhymes are phat and dope and completely jiggy with it, etc.Been a LONG time since I recorded this.. I think the bass is real, but the rest is all synthesizer. Stealthy 1990s synthesizer, really good at pretending to be something else.

Meet Philo

Way back in the 1990s I got a Fostex 4-track cassette deck with a variable speed control, and I used it to record this little dialogue snippet between myself and a cartoon squirrel whom I named Philo "Action J" Squoil. If you listen closely you can hear the tape motor switching on and off, and my stepmom choppi...