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Ad Free PSS 786: Gilbert (& Dara) Gottfried (part 1)
Penn asks Gilbert about sports; Gilbert asks Penn about drugs. Only Dara has any answers at all, & nobody knows icing.
Ad Free PSS 785: Legitimate Political Discourse While Ice Fishing
Banned commercials, working with deadmau5, & Penn may be throwing in the towel on American politics.
Ad Free PSS 784: Theater Of The Mind
Octopus children, getting punched by Lou Reed, & the most dedicated Olympic boycott.
Ad Free PSS 783: More Like a Hive of Bees Than a Snow Leopard.
Eating dragonfly cameras, a deeper look at our libertarianism, & Goudeau's firecracker wings.
Ad Free PSS 782: Joe, Neil, & Joni.
Rotating theaters, the answer to bad speech continues to be more speech, & a very delicate larynx.
Quick Check In with Matt.
Hello congregation members,1) Thank you all for your support of our patreon.2) It's been a while since I've reminded everyone that if you have any issues with you patreon membership, please email me directly at matt@heyscoops.com. That is the fastest option to get anything resolved. You can also directly messag...
Ad Free PSS 781: The Discovery Of Giza.
Penn's latest constrained poetry efforts, airplane kimchee, & pikers' views on Meatloaf.
Ad Free PSS 780: "Jowly" Is The Word You're Looking For.
Louie Anderson, meth hounds, & a late night shopping encounter.
Ad Free PSS 779: D-Gate! Clap, Clap; D-Gate! Clap, Clap.
A new business model for restauranteering, clowning back-up plans, & we make up stuff about Randy Newman, David Lee Roth, & ZZ Top.
Ad Free PSS 778: Bob Saget
Thoughts on the passing of an Aristocrat, & how a New York Times Op Ed is made.
4 Book Reports from Penn: Stephen King, Steven Pinker, Steven Fry, Carl Dennis.
Heroes: Mortals and Monsters, Quests and Adventures – Stephen Fry – Audio book read by Stephen Fry – 211025 – Oh my goodness. I don’t like these kinds of stories at all. I don’t even like when Shakespeare does the prophesies and witches shit. It’s just fantasy and means nothing to me. But Stephen gives it...
Penn's 2021 media list!
Here you go, as promised from Penn: His end of the year media wrap up list2021 Penn – 220101 – Here’s my year-end for 2021.I keep a record of all the art I take in and I wrap it up at the end of the year. It’s another year of the pandemic, so it’s not worth doing, but my habits go deep, so . . .+++++++++I saw...
Ad Free PSS 777: Nagasockittome
How to barbecue your own head, a lament for Vegas lounges, & Goudeau attempts to defend social credit scores.
Ad Free PSS 776: Three Sick Cats
Our return to shelter-in-place protocols as everyone except Reddi is sick. A relaxed, mellow bass solo, feet for hands, & the best week of Murray Sawchuck's life.
Ad Free PSS 775: The 2021 Year In Review
Old rules for listing occupations in song lyrics, current rules for Penn & Penny Lane's reading lists, & new rules for sleeping with Penn.
Ad Free PSS 774: Codeine Drops
Why Neil Young hates LSD, when movie popcorn feels dirty, & Penn is forced to simulate his pre-show tradition.
Ad Free PSS 773: Good With The Gooey.
Strange gloves, stranger socks, & nepotism are all successful strategies.
Ad Free PSS 772: The Twenty Minute Episode (Let's Keep It That Way.)
How to properly read Penn's work, the two types of acting, & royalty-free cops.
Ad Free PSS 771: You Can't Put Penn Jillette In A Pocket.
Post-Omicron road gigs. Being on stage is the opposite of what most people think. After careful consideration, there's nothing funny to be said about bus seating.
Ad Free PSS 770: The Dog Vomit Comedy Club
Penn & Piff the Magic Dragon worry about being on time, unscheduled bodily functions on stage, & an angry cat.
Ad Free PSS 769: I Will Say With A Great Deal Of Shame That I Couldn't Hear It.
John "Handsome Jack" Lovick - the world's preeminent collector of Asparagus Valley Cultural Society memorabilia - interviews the world's foremost authority on the Asparagus Valley Cultural Society about the Asparagus Valley Cultural Society.
Ad Free PSS 768: I Remember Lobsters Coming Up & Touching My Butt.
Penn, Goudeau, & Handsome Jack (John Lovick) bond over all things flying, from jet lagged souls to Ambien, hot air balloons, & skydiving Air Traffic Control.
Ad Free PSS 767: Lawrence Krauss - The Physics of Climate Change (part 2)
The Physics of Star Trek author Lawrence Krauss explains black holes, dark matter, neutrinos, & the James Webb Space Telescope.
Ad Free PSS 766: Lawrence Krauss - The Physics of Climate Change (part 1)
Former Arizona State University Origins Project director Lawrence Krauss explains the problem of global climate change. Former paid Shrek impersonator Matt Donnelly solves it.
Ad Free PSS 765: Sitting On That Float; Might As Well Do Something.
Bob Dylan vs show tunes, Matt's first hoverer, & driving the magic bus.
Ad Free PSS 764: Goudeau Is A Terrible Caboose
Peter Jackson's Get Back, cunga lines, & bribing fire marshals.
Ad Free PSS 763: Jandro Solo (part 2)
Jandro takes control of the show & teaches how to murder at your gala.Correction: Yes, we know not all Pacific islands are Samoan islands.
Ad Free PSS 762: Jandro Solo (part 1)
Grenades, guns, & secret police, as Jandro returns to review his time with Penn & Teller.
Ad Free PSS 761: Jandro & Mac King (part 2)
Three podcasters reveal which two magicians & one talk show host share an affinity for freezing for entertainment.
Ad Free PSS 760: Jandro & Mac King (part 1)
Jandro is in town to help Penn & Teller with their show. Goudeau & Matt are not in town to help Penn with the podcast. Mac is here to split the difference.Jandro made fun of Penn during the ad read. I believe I edited all callbacks to that, but I may have missed one.
