thehardtimes posts
Fanboys: Rap Rock Renaissance
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys debate live albums, rediscover rap rock, and get back to their roots: unlistenable garbage. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include th...
Fanboys: The Ol’ One-Hand Slam Dance
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys practice some aggressive, sweaty self-love and OD on too much punk. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase:...
Fanboys: Tambourine Masterclass
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Diego and Edgar tour the west coast and offer insights on the finer points of tambourine virtuosity. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include th...
Fanboys - Stare Into the Fanvoid
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys drink deeply of the font of madness and also play baseball? Idk it’s a weird one. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this weekâ...
Fanboys: The Way-Too-Long Episode
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys track down Tom Delonge and reminisce on the salad days of nu metal. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase:...
Fanboys: Fancy a Cuppa Steel Reserve, Love?
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Ty and Edgar are inundated with submissions from across the pond. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music tohardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “SIMON C...
Fanboys: Premature Soloing is Totally Normal
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys try their best to speak well of the dead, solo all over themselves, and welcome an old friend. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to includ...
Fanboys: Ambient Anarchy
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys detonate their genitals, plan an ambient uprising, and taste the blood. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code ph...
Fanboys: The Kiss
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys attempt to discuss music while navigating some thick, sweaty romantic tension. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s ...
Fanboys - Non-Traditional Sex Practices
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys discuss that nasty nasty and discover the dark history of Sheriff Woody. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code p...
Fanboys: The Late Late Late Show
On this week’s episode of Fanboys,Edgar and Ty blow Diego’s greatest secret and successfully (?) apply lit theory to cloud rap. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this we...
Fanboys - Diego’s Secret Family
On this week’s episode of Fanboys,Edgar and Ty blow Diego’s greatest secret and successfully (?) apply lit theory to cloud rap. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this we...
While My Keytar Gently SKREEEEEEE
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys discuss nerds making love (again) and how to multitask surfing and rocking. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s cod...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Chris Shiflett (Foo Fighters)
On an all new Hard times Podcast, Matt and Bill sit down with Foo Fighters and Me First and The Gimme Gimme guitarist Chris Shiflett! They talk pro boxers eating habits, backing tracks and Hulk Hogan’s Metallica audition. Available wherever you get your podcasts!
Fanboys: Happy Birthday Dogface
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys celebrate Diego’s birthday and remind you all that misogyny is not a genre. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s c...
Audio-Only Music Videos
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys talk low-budget videos and splatter jazz, whatever that is. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “LES...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Lauren Lavin and Karter Mycroft (Fluppies)
On the Hard Times Podcast, we have our first virtual band, Lauren Lavin and Karter Mycroft from Fluppies! They chat with Matt and Bill about World War 2, fisheries and Fluppies’ multimedia project, The Los Suelos Project, releasing February 15th
Fanboys - This Used to Be a Punk Show
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys are back in the same studio and use that opportunity to talk about Mark McGrath. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Jesse Michaels (Operation Ivy)
Start 2022 off strong with an all new Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill sit down with special guest Operation Ivy frontman Jesse Michaels to talk hipster history, grandma’s bowl candy and hardcore girl gangs.
Fanboys - Social Distortiancing
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys talk punk finance. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “I BOUGHT HER FAIR AND SQUARE”.Finally, be ...
Merry Fistmas
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys reunite to help you NuvaRing in the new year. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “TAPA DECKIN’ TR...
Fanboys: The Industrial Episode
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Ty and Edgar talk goth symphonies and industrial orgies. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “CHRISTOPHER LEE...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Malachi Greene (Scowl)
On an all new Hard Times Podcast, Scowl guitarist Malachi Greene hangs out with Matt and Bill to talk beating up nazis, chasing out chesters and Scowls new album “How Flowers Grow” out now.
Fanboys: XXF@NB0I$XX
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Ty and Diego ponder Scottish goths and San Francisco bromfs. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “THERE IS SO...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ James Pligge (Harms Way)
On an all new Hard Times Podcast, Harms Way frontman James Pligge chats with Matt and Bill about the perils of keeping up with fashion, the purpose of keeping edge and teaching kids when you look like the front man of a hardcore band. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
Fanboys: Old Punks and Oyster Butts
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Edgar and Diego celebrate the holidays and commit ageism. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “CAPTAIN CRUNCH...
Fanboys: Punk Rock Posterior Hygiene
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys subject themselves to loud noises and instruct you on bathroom cleanup procedures. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this weekâ...
Fanboys: Baby-Eatin’ Hardcore
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, Ty and Edgar finally get to listen to metal. And since you’re a patron, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “WE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HA...
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Bitch
On an all new Hard Times Podcast, musician and performance artist Bitch stops by to talk catching covid, violin power bruises and her new album Bitchcraft, out February 4th on Kill Rockstars.
Fanboys: Noise and the Dental Sciences
On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the boys flash their gnarly whites and party it up at Myrtle Beach, you get… more! Lucky you!As always, if you want to guarantee a spot on the show, send some music to hardtimesfanboys@gmail.com and be sure to include this week’s code phrase: “I ALREADY DON’T LIKE THIS, BUT ...




