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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 03
CLASSIFIED 03: BODYCAM(GCN music)VICKI VALE: This is a GCN Special Report. I’m Vicki Vale.JACK RYDER: And I’m Jack Ryder. Two explosions rocked Gotham City’s East Side last night, as the Monarch Card Factory and the ACE Chemicals Plant were attacked by an as-of-yet unknown assailant. Details are sketchy at the mo...
GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 02
CLASSIFIED 02: INTERVIEWGORDON: Alright Harvey. Let’s start with why you’re here.HARVEY: It ain’t as safe as it used to be. (coin flip)GORDON: And whose fault is that?HARVEY: If I knew, I wouldn’t be here.GORDON: Do you know about the murders?HARVEY: Heard about ‘em. Clock King. Bookworm. Cavalier.GORDON: Ahh...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 015
CRANE: ENTRY 015CRANE: Disconcerting. It would seem that I have been beaten to the punch. Police are unconscious. Alive, but out. Dammit. Who would want to get the drop on – oof!CRANE and JOKER: How did you – I didn’t – where’s Edward/where’s Eddie? – what?CRANE: What are you doing here?JOKER: What are YO...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 014
CRANE: ENTRY 014CRANE: This isn’t fair. I don’t know why I was expecting it to be, but this isn’t fair. This riddle clearly has two answers. Ace Chemicals, or the Monarch Playing Card Factory. I – mm. I can’t choose one over the other. They both have compelling arguments. As much as I have been warned against...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0135a
TRS - Casefile #0135a (Salt)???: Mr. Nygma. You have very spirited friends.EDWARD: I can’t imagine who they get that from.???: Amusing, Mr. Nygma. But I wonder if they know that words can carry consequences. Perhaps they need to be reminded of this.EDWARD: Oh, I’m sure they’re aware.???: Now now, Mr. Nygma. We ne...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 013
CRANE: ENTRY 013(club noise)SALVATORE: So then I says, “if he’s so tough, why ain’t he got a head no more, huh?” (laughs)(female laughter)SALVATORE: Who’s this clown?CRANE: You got the wrong Rogue, round boy.SALVATORE: Ladies – give us the room, huh?CRANE: Evenin’ ladies.SALVATORE: You must be Jonathan Cr...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 012
CRANE: ENTRY 012CRANE: I found another recording behind Draper’s ‘The Lament for Icarus’.???: Do you think yourself a god, Dr. Crane? Do you not bleed? Edward does. Verbal scars can pierce the flesh, and then the salt will burn. Choose your words wisely, Crow. The next riddle will be yours at 12:01AM, on October ...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 011
CRANE: ENTRY 011CRANE: (wheezing) Well, this is – admittedly – not the way I wanted it to end. (coughing) (dinging noise) Worth a shot. One. Eight. Two. Zero. (rumbling of a door opening) Thank you – I think it’s time to get home. (coughing) Thank you. Everyone. Of all the nights to not bring my damn mask…
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 010
CRANE: ENTRY 010(creaking floorboards as he walks)CRANE: Anybody home? Hello? If you’re trying to intimidate me, you will have to try much, much harder than that. You there. No sudden movements, now. We need to have a few words. I think it’s time to shed a little light on our subject.(light clicks on)CRANE: Oh, no ...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 009
CRANE: ENTRY 009(beeping of a phone number being dialed; ringing; picks up)LIBRARIAN: Gotham City Public Library.CRANE: Well hello there. I was wondering if I could inquire as to the whereabouts of a few titles in your possession.LIBRARIAN: I’m sorry sir, but there was a fire here today and we’re about to close.CRA...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 008
ENTRY: CRANE 008 CRANE: I don’t know how much safer I feel in the light. But one must adhere to the posted hours of the Public Library. Now these books are all of a similar genre, so they should be in the Fiction section.JERVIS TETCH: I – I must make them go away. Away with the riddles, shoo! Shoo!CRANE: Jervis Tet...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 007
ENTRY: CRANE 007 CRANE: Well here we are. Cavalier Shipping Depot.STRANGER: Excuse me. Can I help you with somethin’?CRANE: Now I just have to get inside…STRANGER: Hey. Buddy. What are you doin’ here?CRANE: Good evening sir! Wonderful night, tonight… moon shining over the Basin.STRANGER: Yeah yeah, it’s fucki...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 006
ENTRY: CRANE 006CRANE: Above all else, I am no Riddler. I have often found riddles a waste of a sane man’s time. However, with no alternatives, I’m forced to wade through the mind of Edward Nygma and his insufferable games. Even though it appears that his hand is being forced by an as of yet unknown assailant. But ...
GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 001
CLASSIFIED 001: BODYCAM BULLOCK: Yo, Rieger. Bag this, get it outta here.GORDON: Ah, what a damn mess.BULLOCK: Runnin’ ballistics. Examiner’s “caught in traffic”.GORDON: I ordered the signal up.BULLOCK: Ah, speak of the devil.GORDON: Clock King. Four shots, all in the chest.BATMAN: Time of death?GORDON: We’re...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 005
ENTRY: CRANE 005CRANE: I have returned from the Monarch Theatre. This was waiting for me in the box office.???: Say it, Edward. Just like we rehearsed.EDWARD: (breathing heavily) Strike one…???: You’re going to have to try harder than that, Dr. Crane.CRANE: Suffice it to say, I am disheartened. But we can’t let t...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 004
ENTRY: CRANE 004A sincere thank you to those who alerted me as to the presence of the police outside my abode. I can only assume they’re waiting at my office at Arkham as well, and while the plan to expose Basil Karlo went off without a hitch, I am now left without a base of operations and must rely on mobile equipme...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 003
ENTRY: CRANE 003Something is wrong here. Very troubling. Has anyone noticed that Edward Nygma’s latest posts are a little… on the nose? The man has an acerbic personality at the best of times, but there is something amiss, namely in the matters of the gray.To be frank, if his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blo...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 002
ENTRY: CRANE 002There are several methods one could utilize when introducing a weaponized toxin to a human subject. Today we will disregard the use of solid forms as this method would not be effective in combat scenarios. Because toxin directly affects the brain, inhalation would be the most efficient way to utilize to...
Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 001
ENTRY: CRANE 001While often considered irrational, fear is a necessity in order to survive. However, to control fear, one must first understand fear. Webster’s Dictionary describes fear as ‘a distressing emotion aroused by impending danger, evil, pain, et cetera, whether the threat is real or imagined’. This is n...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0135
TRS - Casefile #0135EDWARD: So many more messages to come home to! Well – lucky, lucky me! Alright, my adoring fans. Let’s see what you have to say to the Riddler. Anonymous asks: Is Clayface as dunderheaded as he seems? Are his brains made of clay too? Anonymous… seen through your terrible acting, Basil… riddl...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0134
TRS - Casefile #0134EDWARD: No, I don’t know what it means. It’s just numbers. No, I don’t know how it got there. Oh shit, it’s… (clears throat) Good evening, one and all! It’s your good friend the Riddler here again, and contrary to what people have been saying, I am in fact me. I mean, honestly. You have ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0133
TRS - Casefile #0133EDWARD: So I just… and now it’s… it’s recording. Yes, yes, thank you, Echo. Query, Query – whichever. Hello there – adoring public! It’s your favourite Prince of Puzzles here once again, pandering to the masses for an as-of-yet unknown purpose. So let’s get started, yes? Vaping-memes...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0132
TRS - Casefile #0132EDWARD: Every once in a while, I take it upon myself to help the strugglers of the world muddle their way through some quote unquote difficult riddles. Consider this a public service. Im-a-nerd-fear-me said: dear Riddler, I have a riddle that I’ve been having some trouble with for some time I was ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0131
TRS - Casefile #0131EDWARD: Jordenmendes says: I need your opinion on this one. What’s a trait someone could have that could make them weak? Now don’t just say stupidity, ignorance, or something of that sort. Really think about it. What’s a trait that could only day become a weakness for someone?First off, thank ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0130
TRS - Casefile #0130EDWARD: Dear listeners, it is time for a small clearing house, I think. Occasionally, I receive several questions that touch upon similar themes. In the interests of efficiency, let’s expedite the process, shall we? Rather than have me lecture you, I shall endeavour to keep my answers to the point...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0129
TRS - Casefile #0129EDWARD: realityhelix asks: Salutations, Riddler! Since your choice of vocation tends to put you in danger of physical injury, have you ever set your mind towards the martial arts? They are often as much a mental as a physical discipline, and with your memory, you could probably learn several. Thank ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0128
TRS - Casefile #0128EDWARD: artists-asylum asked: What is it like to kill? Your fellow rogues seem to range from cold detachment to actively enjoying it. So how do you feel about it? Furthermore, if it won’t get you into trouble, who was your first?You catch me in a rare bout of good temper, artists-asylum; this seem...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0127
TRS - Casefile #0127EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What’s your take on mind control, hypnosis? Have you ever used it? What do you think of people who do use it, like Jervis Tetch, for example?Oh dear. There seems to be a theme afoot. Perhaps I have slipped down a rabbit hole into Wonderland. What comes next? Barbara Gordon ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0126
TRS - Casefile #0126EDWARD: Before I answer this question, I would very much like to apologise. Due to a clerical error, I have lost the username of the person who posed this question to me. However, I shall answer it to the best of my ability.Unknown asks: Glad to hear that confidence in your voice again, Edward; you ...
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0125
TRS - Casefile #0125EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Fuck, marry, kill: The Gotham City Sirens. Which one is which?andAnonymous asks: Kill, fuck, marry: The Gotham City Sirens?Oh, good grief. You do know that I recently died, correct? Wherefore then are you so interested in my bloody demise? Do I not even merit the grace with w...
