tiedyedicorn

It's an arched back watch me play with myself with a wet wipe on my pussy and ass SAINT PATRICK'S type of day! 🤪 I mean, if you're gonna peek at me wiping down the kitchen, least you can do is stay and watch me wipe down my other... 'appliances' down yonder. 😂 I've seemed to missed a spot....

Happy St. Padddyyyy'ssss day. Are ya feeling lucky today? I'm not 🙃 Do you say "St. Patty's Day" or "St. Paddy's Day"?

Can I be your pet bunny that DOMS you? Jkjk 🐰 felt like posting more bunny stufffff before April lmao Love you all for being here with me, truly 💙

❗️ VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT PLEASE READ ❗️: There's fake accounts of me out there (DON'T GET SCAMMED). I would never message anyone outside of here and my other paid site (2 links on the beacons page): https://beacons.ai/tiedyedicorn

Oops, my brain froze and I forgot to say, hours ago, I finished my home buyer's education class (all 7 lessons and quizzes)! Someone call me a good girl? 😋🫶

You spraying (can't use the other "shoo-" word lol) your fireworks where first?

Guess who just finished lesson 1 of 7 of her home buyer's education class and passed the 1st quiz with a 100%! This gal~ 🙋‍♀️🙆‍♀️ Now I have to appeal some false reports on yt and other places. Grrrr... social media be like 🙄 sometimes lol Is it day or night for you when this post was posted?

Well, well, well! Whatcha doing on the floor staring up at me?! Are you proud of me for wiping down the kitchen? I... i...I'm not using your c u m to do it, I promise! It's j-just regular cleaner! From the ✨️ store! ✨️

I used scissors, and ruined, my sweatpants whilst doing 'arts and crafts'! Featuring a peek and spread of my creamy pussy, followed by my mouth wide open, and crazy expressions on my face hahaha. Clearly was in a silly mood, but that's better than letting life zap away any fun 🎭

Who wants me to sit on theeeeem? 🍑⛓️ Edit: bought a wireless microphone thingymajig on Amazon yday so that's on it's way! Can't wait to have better audio (and hopefully, unlike my past mics, this one will actually do the job) 🤩 I'm also feeling a lot better now~ as far as mentally / emotiona...

Nightie nighties! 🌟 But first, I had an idea from a couple days ago, to where I wanna make a vid of me trimming up my forest down yonder (I want to like, keep a cute heart right above my pussy). Of course I'll need an actual trimmer thingy (which I don't have) for that and not just a shaving razor. I'm ...

Oh lookie, I've grown something down yonder 🎉(and it isn't just furs) I MEAN WHAT HAHA On a different note, do you know what the red envelope represents? 🧧

My red waterfall of doom has started earlier last night and I'm currently feeling like hecc 🥺 At least I got a lot done yday beforehand; got a lot of services called and set up for my house 🤩 And I'm, for once, not stressed, because I've got vids and pics for you (I made a lot for like, 4 days straigh...

I love how my ass looks, do you? 🍑🍀 Btw, do you, generally speaking, go for a chick with small or big assets? I'm assuming small, because I ain't necessarily thicc lmao

More Valentine's day fully nakies pics - spread legs like a damn praying mantis! I had a lotta cream I wanted to show off and then I almost did the splits on my flowers. My butthole sure looked appetizing and tight here! 💐

Reading makes me happpppppyyyyyy 📚 But also, kinda sleepy heheheh

Been since January since I've done a bath vid (or had a bath at all - only had time to do showers, and I don't really record showers since the doors get too foggy to see me... lol...). I was soooo tired during this and been having, uh, symptoms, of the inevitable future coming soon monthly womanhood 🙄 Enjoy,...

Is this a good view? You've distracted me from wiping down the kitchen! 🧽

Yes, I did a reading series vid in this onesie as well! Btw, one of these tiktok vids says I'm 44. You don't ACTUALLY believe it, right? 😝

Oh hey, a different angle and just made a very very very late set that was supposed to be made in January mwuahahaha! 🧧

I turned into a sad bunny when my egg that I was trying to hatch, cracked too early... 🥚 you cheered me up by offering me 1 of your huge balls! So then I go bouncey bounce and semi-humpity hump on it 🐇

Bunny go hop 🐇 How cute do I look?

early Saint Patrick's Day play time (holding phone close-up - angle 1)! Throbbed and subtly came (could you tell?) as I um, uh, er, yeah, my naughty areas... with a necklace 🍀

What's your fave pic outta these 4? 💛 Don't mind the slightly dirty mirror!

Hopefully this vid wasn't chopped n screwed up because my editor kinda maybe messed it up when i was trimming half a sec off...? I think it's fine lol. Also, I think I counted down 3, 2, 1, ZERO for the first time instead of just 3, 2, 1... whoopsie ~ Lose to me for good luck 🍀 Did I win?

Making some spicy vids and pics in this right this minute 😏🍀

Are you mostly always tired or no?

Got my future home appraised right today (something I was stressing about for forever) and everything seems to be now smooth sailing as far as that goes! Been super tired lately and ended up taking 2 or 3 naps today... 💤 feeling pretty energetic now and can't wait to smash out some content! ⭐️

I was very excited, creamy, and wet (slight rubbing since i couldn't help it)! Fully nakies except my white ankle socks and white hat with hearts on them. On the floor with the Valentine's day flowers hoisting my juicy parts up at the camera sorta like in a crap position, standing and bending over, then on all ...

Got your 👀s on me? Teehee! Also, got my main insta back after tons of appeals and fighting it! Also, been dealing with other stuff (mainly house stuff), but thank goodness I'm strong and never give up... I hope your day / night is going well! For me, it's midnight currently 💜 gonna get some shut eye her...