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🕑 Added 2025-08-23 18:44:55 +0000 UTCEP.26 Who Does It in a Place Like That?!
The prize money of 100 million won is now in my hands.
And my phone, which I had completely forgotten about during the exam.
Since it’s loaded with high-end eroge,
I turned it on with a happy heart, wondering if the heroines inside were doing well.
Then, immediately, a flood of notifications.
Missed calls.
-Mom-
[146 calls]
“What? Why... my mom...?”
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
146 missed calls.
All from my mother?
I’m 29 years old.
It’s been almost 10 years since I moved out and lived on my own.
So after all these years, there’s no way my mom would call me this much just because I was out of touch for a bit.
Especially since my mom is a tough woman from Gyeongsang-do.
Given her personality, she would never, ever call me like this.
So immediately, a powerful intuition hits my brain.
Shit.
Something’s definitely happened.
“What is this...? Did I do something wrong?”
Just as I was dreading another round of nagging at my age,
the phone started ringing.
Rrring- Rrring-♬
“Hello...? Mom?”
“Aigoo~~ Chihwan~~ Why haven’t you been answering your phone?!”
“Oh..! Sorry..! I was... taking a certification exam...!”
“What exam?! The house is in chaos right now!! Why aren’t you coming home?!”
“Chaos?! What chaos?! Did something happen?!”
“Chihwan, why did you borrow money?! Some gangsters came and trashed the house!!!”
“What?! They trashed the house? What are you talking about?”
“They said you borrowed money, and these huge gangsters came, smashed all the ceramics in the house, and made a scene!! You brat!!”
“Really?! Who did...”
“I don’t know!! But they said you gave them the address and showed all the documents! They said they’ll come back-what are we supposed to do?!”
What? What the hell?
My brain spun like crazy for a moment, then I finally remembered.
A few days ago... before I took the Molester Knight exam...
Back when I was a useless bum, lazing around playing eroge with a debt of 30 million won.
I remembered getting punched in the nose by the debt collectors,
and then lying that my parents’ house had money.
“Sigh... I’m sorry... Mom, but I can fix this! Don’t worry!”
“Aigoo~ How did it come to this!! How are you going to fix it!! They said it’s almost 50 million won now!!!”
“What?! 50 million?!”
“That’s right, you brat!!”
Fifty million?
I definitely borrowed 30 million-how did the interest balloon that much in just a few days?
These bastards are ruthless...
“Are you and Dad okay? You’re not hurt, right?”
“We’re okay~ But the house is all smashed up, what do we do!?”
“Don’t worry! I have money. I’ll fix the problem and repair the house!! Just hang up for a second!!”
“You have money?! Aigoo~”
My heart ached, but the first thing was to call the gangsters.
I quickly hung up, searched my texts for the debt collector’s number.
“This is it, right...? 010...”
I called right away, but they didn’t answer for a long time.
As the endless ringing made my balls shrivel,
suddenly, the call connected.
“Hello?!!”
“Hellooo~~♡”
?!?!!?
It wasn’t the thug’s voice.
It was definitely a woman’s voice.
It sounded like one of those nasal voices from camgirl BJs.
I wondered if I’d called the wrong number, but it was definitely the right one.
To confirm, I quickly asked.
“This!! Isn’t this the loan company’s number?”
“That’s right. Why?”
“?! It is?! Where’s the man?”
“Why should I tell you?”
...?
What the hell?
Is she messing with me?
Calm down... just calm down...
“I really need to talk to him...! Please.”
“He’s in Eonyang? Or somewhere? Said he had something to do.”
“Eonyang?!”
Eonyang. That’s where my family home is.
I can’t believe they actually went all the way there.
Thinking about the thug being at my family’s remote mountain valley house made me even more worried for my parents.
“Wait... so you know him?”
“Sort of... Oh~ are you paying back the money?”
“Uh?! Yes! That’s right!”
“Oppa, the money is actually Ruby’s, so pay me! Hehe!!!”
“What? What are you talking about? Don’t joke around!”
“I dunno~!! Anyway, are you paying or not?!”
“I’ll pay! I will! But I need to talk to him first!”
“Agh~ You broke bum, so noisy..! Just pay up.”
“What did you just say?”
“Don’t yell!!! Hmph, Ruby’s annoyed.”
“What are you trying to do?!”
“I’ll send you the address~ Bring the money here! In cash! Fifty million!! Then I’ll let you talk to him♡”
“No! It was originally thirty million! Why is it suddenly fifty?!”
“Dunno dunno~~♡”
Click-!
“Hello?! Hey!! You bitch!!”
She hung up on me, that crazy woman.
She clearly had some serious intelligence issues.
Damn it. I was going to settle things with the gangster,
but suddenly some cocky chick answered, babbled nonsense, and hung up.
Ding-!
Just then, a text arrived.
I checked the address...
It was in Seoul.
Seeing it was nearby, I immediately thought I had to grab the 007 case and go.
I wanted to throw the money in that girl’s face, and honestly, I wanted to spray my cum on her face to feel better.
Bitch. You’re dead today.
I instinctively grabbed the 007 case and rushed to leave,
when-
[Chihwan?! Why are you leaving so suddenly?!]
The milf grabbed my bag and looked at me with worried eyes.
I’d almost forgotten she was with me.
I needed to explain calmly.
“Ah..! Sorry..! I think some guys did something to my parents...!”
[What do you mean?]
The milf looked genuinely worried.
Feeling a bit embarrassed, I briefly explained my life story to her.
I also said that if I didn’t pay back the money right away, who knows what trouble might befall my parents, so I had to go immediately.
[That’s really happening? Chihwan... in that case, just...]
“Huh?”
[…Should I make them disappear without a trace?]
“Huh?!! No!! What do you mean, disappear!!!”
The milf’s gaze changed completely.
I knew she was an agent, but...
Seeing her so serious for the first time made my balls shrivel.
[Hmm... You’re about to sign a formal contract and start your mission, and I can’t allow pests to bother you, you know?]
“Huh?! No! This is just a matter of paying money..! And it’s my personal problem! Wouldn’t it be an abuse of authority if you got involved?!”
[You’re right... I got a bit emotional.]
“No! You’re so reliable it’s a turn-on..! Anyway... I really need to take care of this, can I go?”
[That’s totally fine...]
Just then, her eyes returned to normal and she pointed at the 007 case.
[But if you’re going to see some bad people, it might be dangerous to go alone. Especially carrying a bag like that, you’ll attract suspicion.]
“Ah..! You’re right... So what should I do?”
[…How about this? I’ll assign an agent to escort and protect you.]
“Huh? That’s a bit much, isn’t it? Everyone must be busy... for something like this...”
[Not at all..! But right now, all my agents are on missions...]
“Really? Haa... What should I do?”
[I’m sorry..! I wish I could go myself, but I can’t leave my post.]
“No need to apologize! It’s not your fault... Ugh, I’m going crazy too.”
[For now..! Since it’s urgent, I’ll give you my direct number. If you head out first, I’ll find an agent and send them right away. Until then, please be extra careful.]
She entered her number into my phone.
It was a format I’d never seen before, but for some reason it made me feel reassured.
“Thank you!! I’ll go quickly then!”
[Please be careful..!!]
Just as I grabbed the 007 case and reached for the doorknob-
Bang-!!!
The door burst open and slammed into my face.
Clutching my throbbing nose,
a woman screamed so loudly the office shook.
“KIM CHIHWAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
A woman desperately calling my name.
Startled, I looked to see who it was...
It was Sohee.
Her eyes were swollen from crying so much after what happened on stage,
and she screamed at me.
“Kim Chihwan!! I knew you’d be here!!!”
As she shouted, Sohee rushed at me like crazy,
threw me to the floor with a judo move, and started pounding my face.
Whap whap whap-!
“You bastard!! You said nothing happened!! You said nothing happened!!!!!!!!!”
“Ugh!! My darling! Why are you doing this! Stop!! Please!! I’m busy right now!!!”
“Busy?! Yeah!! You must be busy since you’re going to die today?!”
“Why are you suddenly like this?! I’m really busy!!”
“You think that matters now?! How could you... in front of everyone..! Ugh..! How could you do that to me?!”
I’d heated up her body under the podium,
and Sohee had lost her mind in a state of extreme pleasure.
I’d pounded her ass in front of the VIPs, showing everyone everything.
Could she have found out?
She’d lost her memory from passing out,
so I thought my excuses had worked, but somehow she’d learned the whole story.
Shit!
“Huaaaang..!! What do I do now!!! What do you think all the staff will say about me?! You pervert!!!”
Sohee straddled me, sobbing,
pounding my chest and pouring out her misery.
“No wonder..! Ugh..! My ass hurt so much..! You said nothing happened?! You said it was the best recommendation speech?! How dare you lie to me?!”
She clenched her fist, about to punch me in the face.
I quickly dodged, but that just made things worse.
It seemed like I was teasing her by dodging for my life.
“Dodging?! You bastard?!!”
“N-no!! My darling, you put it in yourself!! You might not remember..!!”
“What?! Like I’d do that!!”
“That’s because you were feeling so much you don’t remember...!”
“Are you crazy?!! There were so many people there... How could I feel anything in that situation!! Is that what you call an excuse?!!”
“It’s true!! You put it in yourself, and to snap you out of it, I had to go hard...!”
“Who the hell tries to snap someone out of it by putting it in there?!!”
“No!! I’m telling you, it wasn’t me!!”
“Shut up... and... that... that’s not a place for weird stuff like that...!!!”
“...Do you really think so?”
