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The Signal
🕑 Added 2022-10-24 00:56:32 +0000 UTCTheir phones pinged and reality rippled as all the gentlemen in the train car looked at their phone screens and became enraptured. Suddenly their wrinkles pulled away and their bodies swelled with muscle. The entire train had become filled with sexy and well dress young men, the intelligence rapidly draining from their eyes. Edmund Thistle was the only one who hadn't gotten the message. He was a curmudgeoned octogenarian, and so only carried an old fashioned flip phone in case of emergencies. He would've been safe from the himboifying beam if he hadn't glanced down at the phone the hunk next to him was holding. Finally the signal made it's way into his brain and began the transformation.
