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🕑 Added 2024-02-23 03:49:22 +0000 UTC

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Guston Zimasheen

I say "It Is what it is" a lot, for someone who has no idea what it is. jk

Mark Ultimatemusings

The painting was originally done around 1880 by Gabriel Cornelius Ritter Von Max. It’s called Saint Veronica’s Handkerchief. The print goes for anywhere between $40 to over $600 depending on size and framing. According to Church tradition, Veronica was moved with sympathy seeing Jesus carrying the cross to Calvary and gave him her veil so that he could wipe his forehead. Jesus accepted the offer, and when he returned the veil the image of his face was miraculously captured on it. The resulting relic became known as the Veil of Veronica. The 4 foot Bart Simpson doll was manufactured between 2000-2009. People on Ebay try to sell them for anywhere from $200 to $1,000 According to Simpson tradition Bart’s height is supposed to be 4 feet tall. Daniel’s fear of them both…….Priceless!

Guston Zimasheen

Carrie me home. I had a heart attack after that!!

Duncan

Knowing what I know now about Daniels fears ,if I were Sam ,I would wait till Daniel is at work one day ,then I would go and collect the picture and the bart from his parents house and take them home ,then I would wait for Daniel to go to sleep ,then hang up the picture on the wall opposite the bed and place bart in a chair next to Daniels side of the bed ,watching him. Then go back to sleep and wait for the almighty scream in the morning as Daniel wakes up the entire street.

Smooticus

You can tell i didn't have a very religious upbringing because when i first saw this post, I went "Holy shit! Wait...why do they have a creepy picture of Rasputin?"

Smooticus

I was just thinking that has a serious Conjuring 2 vibe

PIG

Lol!

Odd Thomas

Pretty sure one of The Conjuring movies is based on that painting

Edgar Gonzalez

oh, ok cool...this mess was freaky so i can't wait! lol

Michael Soukup

That doll is terrifying!

Florian Meier

I watched your Carrie Reaction yesterday ;) you're totally right ... this Picture is frightening :) and Bart Simpson can also be Chucky :)

Robert Boyd

I think everyone’s grandparents had this picture of Jesus at some point. The name of the painting should be Spooky Jesus on Canvas. Simply terrifying. FYI, that was actually Sissy Spacek’s hand popping out of the grave at the end, not a double, and they filmed Amy Irving walking backwards from the grave then played it in reverse to give her walking a more surreal look. There is a split second where you can see a car going in reverse if you look with a careful eye. Great reaction. You had me guffawing at the end.

James Miley

Didn’t know what to make of this at first. Then I read the comments and, as someone who’s seen Carrie already, it all makes sense. Getting ready to watch your reaction right now.

EdmanXERO

If you and Daniel ever start doing skits, make one about this and call it "Sammie". lmao

TBR Schmitt

LOL it’s Daniel story but it’s late! Just watch the last few minutes and go back and watch the rest later haha -Sam

Anthony Perez

Omg...it's 1053pm here...and I have an appointment with my therapist at noon. And NOW, I find out I have to stay up and watch Carrie if I want to be in with the "cool" Schmittheads? Fine...I'm fine. Your dang story better be funny...wait..is it the hubbies story? Ugh. Better not involve a conspiracy. Like friggin' milk drinking spiders. You know you can milk a spiders venom?

TBR Schmitt

😂😂😂

EdmanXERO

If you don't get this "Hill House" tomfoolery off my screen... XD

TBR Schmitt

IYDK go watch the last few minutes of the Carrie reaction 😂 -Sam

TBR Schmitt

This comment had me on a roller coaster but the showdown with Jesus in the shower made me spit out my water 😂 -Sam

TBR Schmitt

Carrie! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

Right?! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

HAHAHA

TBR Schmitt

It is a beautiful archway! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

😂

TBR Schmitt

Three Panel Daniel’s Nightmares

Duncan

You will have to watch the Carrie reaction for reference

mikethemotormouth

Oh that's Jesus! I thought it was Valak 😬

mikethemotormouth

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

Duncan

Burn it! 🔥 for the love of god , go and remove it from that house immediately and burn it.

James

Where is the video of this explanation?

Brian Anthony

Oh yeah..Bart should’ve been torched a looooong time ago and that is a morbid picture of Jesus lol

Jimmie V

I know you're afraid they're gonna come back and haunt you, but if you don't get rid of that painting, your baby is gonna grow up with the same fear. You have to break the cycle even if that means a showdown with Jesus in the shower. Be strong and godspeed!

Athos Count de la Fère

🤣😂🤣

Jeffrey Miller

Anyone who hasn't watched that reaction yet is going to think you two went insane.

Brad P

Bart is clearly just waiting for his moment to strike.

Paul Spacone

Beautiful print. 😊🙏✝️

Guston Zimasheen

But he made too many enemies... Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Shaun2342!

Hahhaahhaa

VivendoBem

Yikes!

Ellie Miller

I think you should DESTROY Bart. Burn him, shred him, put him in a wood chipper. Don't give him a body to return to! Protect your future generations! Btw, this was one of the funniest stories you've told on the channel. Make it a Short on YouTube intercut with the real doll. 🤣🤣