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Who would win in a street fight?

🕑 Added 2024-03-16 04:24:49 +0000 UTC

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Brad MacDonald

I just think everything in second son is done better. I haven't played it since it came out, yes I have played all infamous games I just found it to be the most fun. Btw I thought it was plante that said it whoops, I was also working so I just heard what they said and made a comment and assumed. I guess it's not best in series but I think the powers and gameplay is the best of the 3.

Valerie Courtright

I'm curious is Second Son was your first experience with the series or did you play the first two games as well? I am a huge Sly Cooper fan and I really liked the first two Infamous games but just like Griffin, I fell off of Second Son. One thing I really hated was how gimicky some of the mechanics are becuase they wanted to use the new controller features, like the spray painting bits. What was it about Second Son that you really clicked with?

Brad MacDonald

Just Wanna say to plante infamous second son is imo the best infamous, you should give it a shot again. Sorry listening to newest besties just wanted to say that.

Mike Kelley

“The kill of the Pac is the meat of the Pac. Ye must eat where it lies; And no one may carry away of that meat to his lair, or he dies.” — Kipling

Joseph McDonald

Since y’all will be discussing Dragon’s Dogma next week, I’m curious to hear your opinion on the Microtransaction controversy. It’s interesting to me that DD is getting blown up for it since it’s not even the first Capcom game to offer single player helper transactions. No one got mad at Red Orb purchases in Devil May Cry or paid tickets in Resident Evil 4. In my personal opinion, as a dude that works 50-60 hour weeks, I have no problem shelling out a couple of dollars to make the game a little more convenient in my limited playtime. UNLESS (unless) the game is intentionally clunky to push micro transactions. Then I’m completely pushed away from playing. Thanks again for everything. You guys rule To clarify, I’m absolutely loving my time in Dragon’s Dogma 2, and have had absolutely no inclination to buy a single player helper. In fact, it’s currently battling with Infinite Wealth and FF7 Rebirth for my top game spot.

bjorktribe

Glad to be sunshine for anyone

Jordan

I have taken a screenshot of this for when I need to cheer up in the future. Thank you.

Leah Kornacki

Pac-man is huge

Jesse Edwards

Bold of some of those here to assume that the pack of men are the ghosts and not the dots

Rio + Ryne

is it a 6 pack or a 12 pack of men

Gavin_but_sad

I think if he gets his key charged up he could kill most of the pack at once.

Brad MacDonald

Holy shit 1700 votes

Jon

Pac-man is only slightly larger than two cherries, and he is so psychologically fragile that he will get overwhelmed and killed by imaginary ghosts unless he takes his happy pills. He is in a "street" in the human world, he is going to get eaten by a cat before any pack of men are aware of him.

Kevin Proff

The arguments for and against Pac Man in this thread are incredible.

Chuck McDuck of the Duckburg McDucks

Pac-man as he appeared originally in Japan (with limbs and boots and gloves) could definitely eat a pack of men. The Pac-man that Midway put on their machines, with no arms and a tiny mouth, couldn't eat a single boy-child.

Isaac Harris

My vote goes for Russ to beat them all.

luther

my man gotta have a power pellet but yea he could

AslamC

Street fight means no rules. No rules means eating is on the table. Pac-Man all the way.

James Prothero

I must scream and I am all mouth

Frankenjam

What size is the pack? Are we talking family size, snack size, extra value multi pack?

Frankenjam

Matter cannot be destroyed or created. Neither can win while the other must live.

Frankenjam

With which to scream

Vaellus

What is PAC-MAN but a mouth? And what does a pack of men have? Serval mouths. PAC-MAN is getting taken to the cleaners.

Donnie Halinka

Me and my friends would've killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much

Eric Juneau

Pac-Man has no arms.

Matt Mosher

Pac Man is all hopped up on pills who knows what he's capable of.

James Johnson

I assume Pac-Man is like Kirby

ROLLINKUNZ!

If Pac-Man kills ALL the men before they become ghosts, though, does Pac-Man technically win the fight? Also, what if Pac-Man kills them by consuming them? Canonically those ghosts disappear (but then reappear elsewhere?)... so many twists and turns here

ROLLINKUNZ!

Really good point. If Pac-Man exists, ghosts exist, and Pac-Man is weak vs. ghosts. You've swayed me

David Bauer

What are Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde but the ghosts of a pack of men? And what does Pac Man do to them? Chew them up and spit them out.

Chris W

Pac-Man has no arms to punch with. Weak!

Mike Sklens

I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice.

Tommy Duffy

As far as we know, PAC Man is only vulnerable to ghosts. Physical attacks could be powerless.

Chris Leete

Assuming Pac-Man is man sized, it’s a no brainer. He has unlimited endurance, unparalleled tensile strength, and 3 lives. He would run literal laps around the pack of men, picking them off one by one like a great white circling a raft.

Zardoz

oh yeah? does Pac-Man have thermonuclear warheads?

Futurevolume

Kinda simple…PAC-MAN eats first guy til he’s dead. Guy’s ghost touches PAC-MAN. Game Over

ethrze

I mean, if you touch any part of him that’s not his mouth, he dies. I feel like if the pack of men can surround him it’s over.

Evelyn Olansky

For me this comes down to the doping rules on the fight. With power pills, Pac-Man. Without, I think the numbers overwhelm him and the pack of men take the win.

Stephen Taubner

I mean, how many is in a PACK of men? Like a wolf pack or a six-pack? Either way lil Pac-Man is just like 8 pixels

Cinna_The_Poet

Any Smash Bros. character would smash any and all bros unquestioningly.

Adventuress

But what if there are like...ten men? How many is a pack of men anyway?

Adventuress

Have to agree that a pack of men would win - Pac Man is such a little cheese wheel!

Benjamin Heasly

100%

Benjamin Heasly

PAC would chomp their poser asses. Especially if the player playing PAC was the infamous, high-scoring ASS.

bjorktribe

Men encountering Pac first observe the most beautiful, blemishless, golden spere. They obsess over it's geometry. They are drawn to it. A seam appears, widening from mathematically perfect opposite points parallel to the ground. It moves at a deliberate & maddening crawl. The Maw. Into the infinite men stare, and the Unknowable Eldridge Horror that dwells within reveals itself. It is so ancient. Forbidden wretched knowledge fills the men that are captured by it. It drives them to insanity; in some cases, death is instant. For those that succumb in this way, their spirits are wrought from their vessels and left to wander in eternal pain. Sensing their exquisite anguish, the sphere begins it's impossible glide towards them. Not rotating, but simply levitating. It devours them utterly.

Fernando Dominguez

If Pac-Man is allowed drugs then the men should also be jacked up on drugs and steroids.

Rum_Ham

Now THIS is what I pay $5 for

Mike

I'm just here for that after dark sleepover energy

bjorktribe

But man must first acquire ghost power up to stand a chance

Evan

PAC-MAN was made for this. It’s a grid system.

William Breceda

Obviously they are super cherries

Michael Sullivan

WAKAWAKAWAKA

Mike Corris

Hahahaha. Folks this is unhinged. Thank you

Jimi

You get it

Rory Hellekson

You’ve swayed me

Quinn Reilly

Pac-Man is like the size of fist. Have you seen how big a cherry is in comparison?

James Prothero

Tupac, man?

James Prothero

That’s right. That’s why we men need to form packs and street fight them on sight.

Mary Harvey

How could a pack of men win if pacman just eats them? Didn’t think about that did you

Shane Sweeney

Pac Man dies if an incorporeal ghost even touches him. And your asking how he'd do against several ghosts in corporeal meat armour?

Nic Stelter

Puck Man? Pack of men take the W no problem. Pac-Man?… God please show yourself and I hope you’re legends of mercy ring true for this pack of fearful men blinks blue

Johnny Van Cura

Oh ok

James Prothero

Under fair rules, a pack of men for sure. In a street fight though, PAC-MAN all day every day babyyyy. He could work out the strategy of how each individual man was attacking him, and then use his knowledge of the streets to isolate each man to then bring them to their dooms.

Microchasm

Pac-man would chomp their balls. No defense against that.

Kyle Starr

What time is it?

Jester Rubella

Pac man will beat their asses to death and then eat their ghosts

Andrew

With a big enough pack you can just keep throwing men at Pac-Man until he hits his kill screen.

Michael B.

I’d like to see Pac Man come to Brooklyn and try to start something, is all I’m sayin

Majima Cookie

I keep hearing that

Jesse Koechling

Imagine you're with your pack of men waltzing down the street... then you turn the corner and there is a floating yellow orb that you can't make any sense of. Then it starts munching in your direction? The pack is gone before the fight even starts

TheZeldaMuse

They had to throw ghosts at Pac-Man just to slow him down, you think they'd go to that extreme if normal men could even hurt him?

VacantExpressionComics

How Pac is the Man?

Dan K

You mean Puck-Man? So the real question is who wins in a collision between a sentient puck and a man-filled pack

Dave Frame

Is the pac-man duck- or horse-sized?

Sarah Yarcho

I feel like this depends on the size of Pac-Man in real life. But also man made Pac-Man, man can taketh away.

Ryan DeLaRosa

Pacman is scared of and killed by ghosts without the power pellet... a pack of corporeal men will destroy him.

Jon Marcopoulos

how big are the men?

Nabha Cosley

I feel like we’ve come a long way since Pac-Man

sven sven

Pac-Man is outnumbered, but my guy's got a big mouth. He'd gobble them right up.

Meowtron

Using in game bananas for scale, pac man ain't that big. I'd argue a single man could crush him by mistake 😅

Rj Moser

Tbf Pac-Man could just be a Florida man on a bath salts adventure

Kailan Manandic

but ghosts do eventually kill the PAC Man tho.

Casey Francis Alger

what about the packy man, who throws nips at you

Radkickflips

A bunch of guys would nerd circle the hell out of Pac-Man in a back alley

Landon Pate

Is he smash bros height or what?

It’sahMeBronnyG

Our household deliberated and determined based on relative proportions PAC Man would win over a pack of men.

Tartar biscuits

Late night energy

warriorsoprano

I feel like the question here is how big is a pack ? like how many men is that?

Daxlein

PAC-MAN gets beaten up by ghosts, and I don’t believe in those, so the answer seems pretty clear.

Jimi

The creature that eats ghosts, and takes drugs, smokes a pack of men everyday.

Cameron Gilbreath

Guys it’s 12:26 in the morning, are you alright, Chris do you need a ride home

Nicole Levay

Nice

Markus Royus

If the movie Pixels directed by Adam Sandler taught me two things it was 1) Qbert canonically f***s and 2) Pac-Man could level an entire city if he wanted to