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Besties Battle Bracket: The Best Sidekick
🕑 Added 2024-08-05 04:00:00 +0000 UTC
It feels a bit cruel to pit sidekicks against one another. These lovable Plus-Ones have spent their whole lives playing supporting roles. Yet when we give them the spotlight, it's part of a battle royale in which only one will survive.
So it must be. We are but humble scientists dedicated to uncovering the truth of the universe. When you dear listeners voted for sidekicks in our Patreon Poll, we accepted the challenge. No questions asked.
The results, I fear, may shock and horrify you! You asked for this!!!
The rubric
How important to the mission are they?
Who would it be sadder to watch die in the game?
Who can carry more?
The contenders
Kazooie
Diddy Kong
Tails
Yoshi
Cortana
Ghost
Navi
Otacon
Cousin Roman
Dogmeat
Narrator in Stanley Parable
Elizabeth
Pikachu
Sully
Alyx Vance
Atreus
Question for the comments
Who is the most disposable sidekick?
