sgtducky
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Frequently Asked Q&A
🕑 Added 2023-04-25 00:19:26 +0000 UTCAfter my next video (Living With A Woman - something something)
I'm finally doing another Q&A!
I know, it only took me 3 years, but given how both LWAW and LWTB are both lengthy high effort videos, I could do with something a bit easier to make.
So given as you lot give me the bonus of almost totally covering my rent every month (yeah only almost, I live in the same world you do, 2023 bills really suck) I'm dedicating a question to you lot for it.
So if you have a burning question you've always wanted to ask be it in general or about a specific video?
Then comment it below and I'll slip the highest voted one into it!
Video theme is answering the most common questions I get on the channel.
Some questions that are already in it are -
Why wasn’t Heff in “The Pact”?
Why don’t you wear pants?
Did your stories really happen?
Why are you friends with Tony?
Do you know what was in the Head Casey?
Did you actually leave them in cork in It’ll be grand?
In one of your school videos you had a typo saying Dgt Sucky?
Are the horse puns real?
Ducky is a One Piece Fan?
My spicy bag, Why didn’t you use milk?
Have you ever considered standup?
Comments
SeanB1009
Ah one of mine is probably the dirty chicken joke from the ring clapping counter fart. That joke will always hold a special place in my heart cos that was the first video of yours I saw and the one that made me get a stitch from laughing
IRISH7745
Did you try the just the tip approach
Sgt Ducky
I've honestly heard worse celebrity baby names
Sgt Ducky
Not a bad idea, I haven't done one in a long while and my setup has hugely improved since my early days. I'm a bit apprehensive about it though, being a council estate welfare raised man myself I know most people can't afford the gear I got now and I find the whole flexing culture on YouTube pretty tasteless. Might have to send out of feelers and see if many others want a tour
Sgt Ducky
Dunno about best but my personal favorite is in the wedding video. Telling Connie that men are only a breakthrough in childbirth away from not having to ever deal with women's shit again. Just the idea that men invented the idea of gay men, transexuals and sex changes just so we could cast aside women is hilarious to me.
Sgt Ducky
I had forgotten about that! thanks for the reminder! Yeah I'd be up for it but I fear the novelty of it would wear off quickly. Might have to rope a few of the boys to pop on to inject some excitement to it
Adam (ThomasTheorist01)
Call the girl Cunny (after connie) and the boy Funt (after his father).
Sgt Ducky
The next one
Sgt Ducky
Connor. Both my brothers and my sister all have boys who's name begins with a C and sound quite similar and I always lag for a second before I land on the correct name when talking about them. So I've decided that if I ever do have a kids I'm naming all of them names beginning with a C out of spite Let them see what it's like!
Sgt Ducky
I have done many times but try as I might she's just not into anal unfortunately
Aidan McWall
Would you ever do a room tour to show the setup where the magic happens? Even as one of the behind the scenes videos on patreon
SeanB1009
What do you consider to be the best joke you've ever written for a video
Froggy fresh
You said in your job simulator video that you might do a charity stream you you actually work a full 9-5. Is that idea still on the table?
Steelepone
Ever consider doing some quick VA(Voice Acting), offer your unique Irish accent.
thief616
what is the best pint you have ever had?
reecebaiii
What was the wildest experience you ever had while drinking?
Adam (ThomasTheorist01)
if you had a son, what would you name him? (i'll accept joke answers)
Mark Wilson
If you ever run dry on stories, will you switch back to rants or do something different?
IRISH7745
Will you ever pop the question to Connie?
Allan Lymer
If the duck army was invading countries, what would be first target
_Rocka _
Would u do a boxing event anytime soon
Mike Bloem
Are you still in contact with the writer of your article from way back? The article bout you, Dara amd Heff? Oh and hows the crusade for world domination going?
