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How I Met The Missus - EARLY ACCESS
🕑 Added 2023-09-12 19:37:33 +0000 UTCI've got a SUPER early access for you lads and ladies today while I attempt to build up some sort of backlog of videos for the channel.
The long awaited for and much asked after, How I Met Connie.
One of the more tricky videos I've made considering there's not that much to the story but hopefully it's a good watch.
Comments
Sgt Ducky
1. The Purge (Good film) 2. Absolutely not! I'd never be so vulgar, You must be thinking of someone else...
Noel Finn
I have 2 burning questions. What movie did you and Connie go see? Is Connie's mother's name an Anilingus reference?
Sgt Ducky
Awh stop, I'm sure I told her a lot too, I'm not shy or coy when it comes to telling stories as you know so I reckon she knows more than most in-laws 😂
Alisha
Lived laughed and loved it 😂 also I can imagine you getting with Connie and realising all the stuff you told her mum about your flings 🙈
Sgt Ducky
Lets face it, Sleeping with women as a whole is kinda gay. With all that nice smelling perfume and flowery clothes, A wild wildebeest of a mountain man covered head to toe in cow shit and hair would probably be the straightest thing you could fuck
Kibby
Hey, kinda gay you wanna talk to a woman after a shag. We ain't like that (but good for you, lad. Connie sounds amazing)
