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National Wine Day (Mini Story)
🕑 Added 2019-05-23 20:02:20 +0000 UTCLouise's local bar was having its annual National Wine Day contest where the person who could drink the most wine would win free drinks for the entire summer.
Louise had tried competing last year, but she could barely drink three glasses before feeling ill. The rest of the bar mocked her for being a "lightweight" and she swore to herself that she would dominate in the next contest.
Inspired by the exploits of Andre the Giant, Louise decided to become bigger to be able to drink more. She spent the next year in various sports bars and restaurants, stuffing her face with all sorts of fattening foods and alcoholic beverages. By the time a year had passed she had grown to be over 400 pounds, a large percentage of it being in a massive beer belly.
She once again entered the contest and this time she drank all her opponents under the table, her increased size and alcohol tolerance allowing her to successfully drink five entire bottles of red wine.
"The winner, Louise!" The barkeeper said, holding Louise's arm up in front of a cheering crowd. "Five entire wine bottles in one sitting. Let just hope you don't drink like that every visit or I might go broke!" He joked.
"What you think five bottles is my limit?" Louise scoffed. "Are you kidding? I'm not even tipsy!"
Louise squeezed her way behind the bar table and locked her lips with the nozzle of a beer keg while the crowd cheered her on as she chugged. Only after she had drained the keg of almost two-thirds its contents was she satisfied, removing her lips from the nozzle with a loud belch while rubbing her large, taut belly. The bar applauded her for the while the flabbergasted bar keeper realized that giving her three months of free drinks may not have the best business decision.
