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Bar Joke (Mini Story)
🕑 Added 2019-06-23 07:01:58 +0000 UTCA fat lady in a track suit enters a bar.
"I just got back from a hard work out today and I could really use a drink. I've been watching my weight so I'll buy a couple diet sodas." She told the bartender.
She reached into her bra and pulled out a hundred dollar bill.
"I can't give change for a hundred." The bar tender told her.
"Well, how much is a diet soda?"
"About two dollars."
"And how many calories are in a diet soda?"
"The can says about two percent of the calories and sugar of a regular soda."
"Then I'll take 49 diet sodas."
"49?!" The bartender said surprised.
"Well I can't have 50. I told you, I'm watching my weight."
