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The Vanity of Proudmoore (Mini Story)
🕑 Added 2020-02-20 04:13:08 +0000 UTC(Parody of World of Warcraft)
Jaina Proudmoore, hero mage of the Alliance, woke up to the feeling of a familiar heaviness pressing down on her body. Her magical enchantments had expired in her sleep and now she was feeling her true body weight bearing down on her.
About once a month, she got the "pleasure" of seeing herself as she really was. She hauled herself to her bedroom mirror and examined herself. Her body was now so fat it was hard to tell if she put on even more weight since last month. She last weighed herself a few months ago at 500 pounds, but she decided that it would be less stressful to just not keep track of her poundage. Her neck was lost in her giant, blobish face and double chin. Her breast hung at her sides like two pale, bloated sacks of milk and plush flesh. Her bloated belly sagged halfway down to her knees and gurgled loudly with hunger. Her arms were thick with flabby chicken wings and her increasingly tired legs were thunder thighs of such size that she should have "Lei" and "Shen" tattooed on each calve. Her wide ass would need two reinforced stools just to sit down without fear of breaking the seat. She let out a massive fart that caused her cheeks to quake and jiggle for a few seconds. The scent reminded her of the Undercity, with its rotting denizens and foul plague weapons.
Mages rarely ever worked out. It's not like their craft required them to have well built bodies. Instead, most just used various spells and enchantments to disguise their true size and weight from others. The more skilled the mage, the more weight could be hidden. Jaina, the most powerful human mage on Azeroth, needed all of her skill to hide her excess cushioning.
Looking at her true form always bothered Jaina. No one else could know how big and disgusting she truly was. She could imagine people like Gallywix or Lady Ashvane being able to laugh at her appearance. Wasting no time, she cast high grade illusion magic that made caused her obesity to disappear, making her both appear and feel like a slender, beautiful woman. It also hid the sounds of her growling belly and the smells blasting from her rear. Casting high grade levitation magic made her feel like she was just over 100 pounds, meaning she could walk, run or be carried without issue. Unfortunately, the levitation spell meant that she burned a lot less calories from her daily activities.
Pushing the thought of her real size from her mind, she got dressed and walked out of her quarters, meeting with Kalecgos for their morning walk.
"You're late this morning? Had something to do?" He asked.
"Just had to fix myself up a bit first." She replied.
