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MOVIE REVIEW FOR AUGUST 2018: NUKIE
🕑 Added 2018-08-31 00:33:44 +0000 UTCHoly shit this movie was bad. Really really bad. Check it out!
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Jonathan
What a movie about nothing. NOTHING. nothing... nothing had purpose or made sense or had reason for being. Nothing. The screaming and SCREAMING of names... screaming NUKIE! NUKIE!!!! NUUUuuUKIEE!! That was painful to get through. That vehicle they kept calling a "Jeep" is a Land Rover Series 2 (late Series 2) or Series 3. They're British made and all over Africa. We had a 1976 Series 3 for a long time. They're awesome vehicles and if anyone can buy and restore one, do it. That's what they all sound like when they start up too. If you can get them to start. lol Oh God that movie was a horrible fever dream... a dream you're having that's vivid but nothing makes sense and you don't know if you should be scared or what. You know say what you will too about puppets and old school special effects and make up, it's still better then CGI. How do movies like this even get made... it takes human effort and money... how? lol
Jonathan
54:15 Haven't African children suffered enough.
Jonathan
The cuter woman with her hair down is always the nice one that falls in love with the alien or beast or sets it free. BTW.. 44:54 looks what Dukie or Dickie is doing with his hands while he looks in her direction... what? lol
Jonathan
36:15 Nukie runs like he's got a load in his pants. And ironically looks like a sentient load from someone's pants.
Jonathan
29:40 Nukie-Hitler-stache.
Jonathan
23:45 WHY DOES HE DRESS THE MONKEY LIKE IT'S HIS WIFE...
Jonathan
Dude Ben, around 14:00 when one of those beef puppets screamed you made a face that looked just like Nukie's. It was incredible.
Seyer Susej
Oh shit the Benny Hill part was hilarious πππ
