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Rain Archer (Rhiannon)

“Right off the bat” 🦇 omg lol 😂 I’m dying cough cough cough hahaha priceless

Denise Figueroa

Why wouldn't I be scared?

Chapter 2,3,4... etc.

Very sweet. And yes I'm with Brie! Chapter 2!

Missy Brie

part 2 pleeeaaaase!

Ooh—ooh—the catch of the old stories that say a vampire has to be invited into a home! I love it! It occurs to me....If Gaelpire only ever drinks blood donated for the purpose, that still makes him vegan.

#GaelpireForever lol

Loved this! I never knew I needed a “Gaelpire” in my life. 😁 I hope he makes a regular appearance. 😉

Trisha C

That joke was actually pretty good 😂💕

What do you called Gael doing ramble? "He is GAMBLING"

DAMN IT GAEL THAT PUN IN THE TAGS MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD

Part 2 ???? More ????

I really love the nightly visits of my „Irish vampire friend“🌌🧛🏻‍♂️... so tell me, why should I turn him away?🤔 I‘d never do that, even though I‘m always so tired, cuz of the lack of sleep😴 But it’s fucking worth it😉😍♥️ Btw, I‘d love to be your manager, but you should know I‘m the Kris Jenner of the „vampire-standup-comedian-managers“👩🏻‍💻📱⌚️📟 I‘d push you to the limits💪🏼... you‘re gonna be the first vampire (blood) billionaire💉💎💰💳😂

This is so cute omg omg OMg OMG

Danibee

I ALMOST DIDN'T LISTEN BECAUSE VAMPS AREN'T ALWAYS MY CUPPA and to think I would have missed this utterly adorable, totally heart-warming and yet sexy and FUNNY little bit! It almost reminds me of the best friends ramble, it's so touching, yet romantic. <3

Laura

Oh my goodness, I only just listened. Vampire Gael, you melt me 😍 And friends to almost lovers to boot, I die 😍😍😍 this is a new favorite 💕

I'd let him bite me everytime

You know, I've listened to this one several times now and I have to say, there's something....different about his voice. I mean, it's still him but, there's something extra. There's something different with his lilt, inflection, enunciation and tone. There's more articulation. It's like Our Time Gael meets Centuries Old Gael. The pacing of everything is just spot on. That giggle alone is just amazing. The whole thing gives you time to picture him laying there next to you, curling your hair around his fingers as his eyes linger a bit too long on your lips before darting back up to your eyes, your hair. You can almost feel him caress your cheek with his long nailed fingers as he takes in your scent in such a gentle manner. You can hear his apprehensiveness as he works up the nerve to ask if you'll put your arms around him. And that kiss shocked him a bit but sent him over the moon, because as much as he wanted it, he wouldn't dare ask, only wanting you in his arms. When he says "Oh no, im not asking you to.." I feel like he wasn't the one who went in for the kiss, because just holding you in his arms would have been enough. Even though he could do and take what he wanted, He never would, because he's too much of a gentleman to do so.

You know, I've listened to this several times now and I keep going back to one thing. His voice sounds...different. I mean, it's still his voice but there's just a certain something extra to the lilt, inflection, enunciation and tone. There's more articulation. I love it so much. It's like a bit of Our Time Gael, mixed with Centuries Old Gael. And that giggle is so charming and seductive on its own. The whole thing gives you time to picture him laying there next to you, curling your hair around his fingers, stroking your cheek with his long nails, to feel his apprehension, trying to work up the nerve to ask you to put your arms around him, wanting to kiss you, but not daring to, only wanting to feel you in his arms, because he is a gentleman. And I feel like, when he asks and says "i'm not asking you to.." It's the woman making the move to kiss him, shocking him a bit, and sending him over the moon because even though he's a vampire and could just do what he wanted, he wouldn't. And so, this moment is more than he ever expected. And, that's my take on it anyway.

ugh, looks like it's feeding time at patreon!

You know, I've listened to this several times now and I keep going back to one thing. His voice sounds...different. I mean, it's still his voice but there's just a certain something extra to the lilt, inflection, enunciation and tone. There's more articulation. I love it so much. It's like a bit of Our Time Gael, mixed with Centuries Old Gael. And that giggle is so charming and seductive on its own. The whole thing gives you time to picture him laying there next to you, curling your hair around his fingers, stroking your cheek with his long nails, to feel his apprehension, trying to work up the nerve to ask you to put your arms around him, wanting to kiss you, but not daring to, only wanting to feel you in his arms, because he is a gentleman. And I feel like, when he asks and says "i'm not asking you to.." It's the woman making the move to kiss him, shocking him a bit, and sending him over the moon because even though he's a vampire and could just do what he wanted, he wouldn't. And so, this moment is more than he ever expected. And, that's my take on it anyway.

Hmmm...an Irish Vampire Gael...with a sexy voice, cheeky comments, puns for days and sweetness factor that won't quite. Yeah. I think you can make this work 😅. But, please for the love of all that is holy, do work on your puns 🤣😂 I love you G, but Jesus, I might of asked you to suck me dry (of blood 😈) before having to listen to one more pun 😝

Naisa Capehart

DO ANOTHER ONE

But he has to be INVITED in, Vally! 😂 <img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/3otOKPnENZZV7R787S/giphy.gif">

WE'RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES!!? 😂😂😂

Allison Rae

Please tell me this is going to be a series!!

The mind ponders indeed, my Lady 😜🖤💋

Holy crap I loved this way more than I expected to. Pretty please more like this sweet Gael?💋 I really think a NSFW version could get very interesting lol

CrimsonKisses

Hmm I see the sexy Celtic vampire made another appearance. Hmmm wonder what could have brought this on ;P <3

Omg we wrote almost the same 😂😂😂😂

Btw you're a vampire and you don't need open windows...you can cum in and out, in and out, in and out anytime you want 🤗

Can we say Open Invitation? My window is always open....

I love VAMBLE🤩🤩🤩

Haha! You're so sexy as a vampire, G! And a funny one too... 😝 I'd let my window open... So you can come anytime you want! 😍

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! Yes, back to the Fragen tonight! Perhaps it can do something about this nasty bug of anxiety that's been bothering me all day. "Would you like to replay every moment from the last 24 hours that was even slightly awkward or embarrassing, or could have been construed as awkward or embarrassing by others, or really just involved you speaking to another person?" I...I had another appointment today, but sure, I guess I can clear my schedule... And now, this: Worst thing ever — Ooh, okay. Yikes. My brain can conjure up a lot of "worsts." I think, however, that I'm going to say "my maternal uncle who's out on parole after serving 20 years in prison for r*ping his own daughter." Yep, I think that's close enough. (The only thing that would be scarier is if I weren't out of his target age bracket.) Juicy juice — Nope; I had vanilla soy milk and barbecue potato chips for breakfast. I'm healthy! Sequel standing — If they're planned, sure. If they're not, they probably have to be Pixar to stand a remote chance of working. There have been very few times when a movie has not planned to include a sequel (of some kind, not necessarily the story planned out) and the sequel has turned out well. (I'm looking at you, all the direct-to-VHS Disney sequels. Cinderella got a third.) RAZ time — Ooh, I think I'd rather be an alien. Preferably from some sort of organized civilization. Library time — The last time I visited a library (to check something out, not to return) was the last Thursday of June, I think. Because I wanted books to read over the 4th.

Angela R.

Gael is sexy . Vampires are sexy....mix the two and *yuuuuuuuuuum* I would happily beg to have more of that!oh the ideas i have...bite me good bite me hard, Gael. Just the thought of your role playing with intent of making your woman tremble...

: ) ooh this was a very fun one. Vampire Gael is a awesome character. I agree, would love a part 2. XD the oak joke is what got me the most for some reason.

What's better than a ramble you may ask? Well it's a vamble. A funny , sweet, sexy and yes just a little bit awkward vampire. Only you Gael only you. Vist anytime, even love the bad jokes. Much love big hugs.

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A happy Sonntag to everyone. Are you all well? I had a very busy Samstag, had some kids here for a little pottery lesson. It was fun... muddy, but fun. :) My Sonntag will be lazy, I hope... it shall rain. Time to stay at home and cuddle up. We didn´t have any Fragen yesterday, so we neeeeed some today! Ja? What would be the schlimmste - worst thing to find in your house? Did you have Saft - juice for breakfast? Do you like movie sequels? Would you rather be a robot, alien or zombie? When was the last time you went to a Bücherei - library? Danke for your answers meine Lieben, wie immer. XD

Prue

Vampy Gael is back AND he's telling corny jokes? *happy squeak* More please <3

So many jokes. I *bloody* loved them all 😉 😂 I was half expecting her to get bitten at the end though 🧛‍♂️ On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary... Get it ? Because they can’t see their....yeah 🙈😂 Guess I won’t be writing jokes for your show anytime soon 😂 G’night 🧛‍♂️ 👋🏻

Oh babe...Part 2 please. ❤ Your voice is the perfect sleep aid.

Carolina

Ok I’ll be honest, when I saw the cover for this and read the description I was curious and excited but a little hesitant because I thought you’d transport yourself into my room by a portal. I also anticipated some growling. Something similar to Bloodlust. But what I got was a gentleman with a soft, soothing voice and a sweet demeanor. I was also getting a little turned by how gentle you approached me😳💗I really hope you make a Part 2 of this because for some reason gentle voices combined with sexual is a done deal for me.😩💓 And I don’t just wanna fuck you, I want our arousal to build up before we GET IT ON! Mutual masturbation turn on any light bulbs?😘💗😍

Oh. My. Beating. Heart! I love this! I want more of this, so much more...I never knew how much I wanted this!

Monique (Mimzz)

Please continue this and make it a series.

I hope this continues into a series or something, I want to hear what happens next!! When he has those shaky breathy moments it makes me ache, mmmm, one of my favorite things he does! Makes me melt. More please!!! 😍😍😍😘😘😘

Ok this was cute, I would definitely would like part 2. The Coffin joke almost made me spit out my water. The jokes were awful in the best way! I love the puns G!

I need a part 2 😭

I was thinking about that movie while I was listening!!

😂😂😂😂 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! Coffin joke was 👌

I didn’t think I would love it as much as I did 😅

JulesMc

I loved this! We definitely need a part 2!

Thoroughly enjoyed that. I could see a series evolving from this.

Nice!! Très "sang"suel! XD

Hahah

Lololol I was literally watching What We Do In The Shadows the other day!! 😂 20/10 like this deadtime stories idea lots ⚰️🦇

V

you had me at vamble!! omg sounds like fun. can't wait to listen

Ms. Donovan

This was so fun! Really fangtastic. UGGGGGHHHHHH. 🤣

I love this so much...I had to comment twice!

This is wonderful! I love the surprising innocence of this conversation.

To answer to your questions, yes there will a lot of changes. Jeez, apart of me having a nervous breakdown and my panic attack going maximum, I mean where do I hide you? in my bag? what if my mom sees you? pretend that shes crazy for seeing a ghost? gosh. kill me.

Carine

We definitely need more of this 😍😍😍

Jasmine sanfi

I can't imagine you recording this while wearing long fake fangs goooooshhhhhhh 😍😍😍😍

...............................*carefully hides sketchbook*

Mimmie Pedersen

You suck. But in a good way off course

HSSSSS!... *spits green, sizzling venom... changes into her blue battle colour* Ahhhhrrrgggsssss.... yucky, undead Vampire ssscum!! Where´ sss my sssparkly sstake!? And it tellssss jokessss.... that mussst be the worssst creature I´ ve ssseen in a long time! HSSSSSSSSSSSsssss... Sssomeone bring me my SSSTAAAKE!! SSSSsssssss....

Everybody needs a vampire friend 👍❤️😆Especially such a vitty one, as you 👍❤️😀😂😁So Oaktrees can be that dangerous, why not 👍❤️🤣🤣

Those puns and jokes, dude 🤦😂 Even as a vampire, you're still the same adorable goof 😛

The only change would be blood loss.

I commented on Sugar already but forgot to say that kept picturing Eric from True Blood when he had his memory loss and was all sweet to Sookie. ❤️

And regarding your question, I don't think there's going to be much changes. You'll still be sexy and lots of Grrrrrr Rawrs.. Vlah vlah vlah.. 😘

Meh. An oak tree? I hate you G! 😂💀

G-cula can come in anytime he likes! You can take that whatever way you want G 😜😂😂😘 loved it xx

Awwww omg that was so sweet and frikken adorable 💋😍❤

Ugh this is the cutest goddamned thing! Where does this come from?? You're so great!

I absolutely *loved* this and hope we see more Vambles!! Honestly....thought my reaction was gonna be "meh", but loved the whole thing! ...and those shuddery breath kisses get me in the tummy!! Yum!

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🤣 I lost it at the coffin. You’re too much, G.

Yes!!! We need more vampire Gael love this!☺️❤️

Gaerwen3620

Omg!!! Whyyyy!?? I have to wait till tonight T_T Very anxious for this!!!

You're also sweet and funny as a vampire! Aww, you're so grateful for the kindness shown that I really felt for his plight. And, yes, we can make this idea work, with such ambition, you're sure to be a suck-cess!😃 Sorry, I couldn't resist making my own vampire pun.😉😂 I love your soothing, deep, quiet tone here, along with the bedtime sounds. I could definitely see myself snuggling and falling asleep with this cuddly toothy charmer.😍😚💋 You even make jokes during the kisses, you are making me smile so much here!😄 Until tomorrow night, Vampire Gael!😍😚❤🍀

Who would have thought an Irish vampire with fangs out could be so cute? 😋 “Thometimes it thucks being a vampire” 🤣🤣🤣

So cute and yummy. My sexy Irish vampire please cum in my bed any time you want. 😋 🤤 💦 ♥ 💋 🧛‍♂️

If you were a vampire I'd be so done. Literally. That, in my eyes, would make you my perfect man. (Since I don't know you personally I'm going off what I do know) you'd get invited in so quick xD like please let me feed you.

Cute, cute

😁😁 oh yeah please 👏👏👏

Omg. 😳 The teenager me just dieded! Gaaaaaaaaeeeeel! You just know, like KNOW, don't ya? Hahahahaha! I am giggling like a school girl now. 🙈

Wishes do come true! A ramble yeyeyeyeyey! 😍

Misa Amane

Yes!

Right on time Gaelpire 😈

Cant never listen enough to this... The Joke with the 3 Vampires 😂😂😂 you are unbelievable and i love it. But you never told what i get when i take the Job as Manager of the first Vampire Bloodbank 😉😋

Dang it. There’s no WAY I can NOT draw something for this. 🧛🏼‍♂️

So excited! I’d listen to it now but I’m on my way to work. I’ll have to wait until later ;)

Vamble. Definitely vamble

😳