A Madlib Love Letter
🕑 Added 2018-09-08 17:47:51 +0000 UTC Time for some madness!I had not read the script prior to recording it which will be obvious I think hahaa!
This was great fun to record and we've 4 more left but I'll no say when they will pop up! I won't be posting these in the order I collected them.
I hope this brightens your day as it did mine!
Script Below!

Oh, my (Gassy) Darling...
You have no idea how much I want to (Pounce) you.
Being with you is like dancing in the (Drought) or (Frolicking) on top of the world!
You are so (Tragically). I am the luckiest (Chocolate Bodypaint) on Planet (Jupiter).
Will there ever come a day when I can (Fondle) you?
When I'm alone I often think to myself - (Holy jumping weasel critters on a hot cross bun!) !!!
I would love to take your (Coccyx) and run away with you to (Orchard) - I think we would be found (Canoodling) all day and all night.
We could even go to the (South Korea) and try (Going Down) for the first time.
But it is only in my dreams. I have too much (joy) to ask.
I worry you would think I was (Affection) and expose my (Heart) like a baby (Chinchilla) on a (Big Butter Jesus).
So for now, I will suffer this (Euphoria) from afar.
Yours forever.
Gael
Comments
Lmao. This is so incredibly funny!! Just great!!
π€£ π€£ More of these when you can! Wow Iβm crying! ππ
ffs omgg lol
I didnβt contribute but this is hilarious π
Maggie
It is? I have never heard it before
BIG BUTTER JESUS,, I need that tattooed on my body somewhere oh my god
CrimsonKisses
Big butter jesus XD that's an Ohio thing <3
Catherine
It started at "dancing in the drought" and completely fell apart at "will there ever come a day where I can fondle you?" Your cracking up is cracking me up. π€£ππ€£
You can almost hear your mind say βwhat the fuck!?β as you read this π Iβm so glad you didnβt prep for it, your genuine laugh is music to my ears π€€
Hollie B
omg this was absolutely hilarious!! i have tears of laughter streaming down my face! cant wait for the next lot of these!!
That was great! So funnyπ
Haven't even listened yet but I promise can hear his laugh and that line "I am the luckiest (Chocolate Bodypaint) on Planet (Jupiter)" is classic! π€£π
Whoop!!!! Drop the microphone!
πππ that was funny as hell!!!!
Gri (Sassy_One)
Please!! please!! please!!! do the others just like that! So freaking funny!!
HAHAHA yesss that was amazing
Hahha that was great!!! π€£β€οΈ
This was so funny. Loved it
This made me laugh so hard, I loved it! Thanks to everyone who contributed!
Good call on not preparing for the audio and just winging it, so we got your genuine reaction. I think we all laughed right along with you π€£π€£ Can't wait to hear the rest.
For fucks sake your laugh is the cutest thing in the world.
Romantic af! ππππ
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Aaaaaahhhhhh! Finally able to listen to it, and it was *so* worth the wait! G, this was frikken hilarious! And your laugh made it SO much better!!! π€£π€£π€£β€β€β€ Can't wait for the others! You can take me by the coccyx any day πππβ€
That indeed brightened my day hahaha πΉ
Holy jumping weasel critters on a hot cross bun this was so great! It's even funnier than I had imagined. Your giggles while reading just killed me. π I can't wait for the rest!
Iβd take a love letter from you any time π no matter how hilarious it is! Seriously your laugh just makes it all the better! Iβm gonna have to play this for my sister, sheβs sick and in need of a good laugh π thanks G! I think we both needed that today
AutumnWillow
HOWLING! π€£π€£π€£
This was very, cute, and very funny. Sounds like u had a good time recording this. Thanks i needed the laugh. Lol
You had me at : "I'd love to take your coccyx.. " I .cannot ππππ
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Stephanie
Ahaha this was awesome and I lost it when u laughed. Thanks
Laura
Dang, Joe! π³π Mad libs are awesome πππ»
You know when you laugh so hard that you can't quite catch your breath and have tears? Yeah, that just happened. Thank you!
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
Absolutely, 1,000% agree!
Kat
Haha! This was so funny and cute! Your laugh is so cute, and I couldnβt stop laughing.
Hahahahahahahaha I loved when you couldn't read because of the laughter!! π€£π€£π€£
This is so hilarious!!! Your laugh is infectious π Iβm not feeling very patient at the moment... I want the others now please (notice I said please? ππ)
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
Making him say this is the single greatest accomplishment of my year!
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
Spread the word!
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
HE SAID IT!!!!!! He said Big Butter Jesus!!!!!! Gael I feckin adore you!
Bahahahahaha!π€£
Laura
You are so cute! πYour laugh, I canβt π€£ And the way you said βchinchillaβ π Bless your sweet Irish heart, I love ya πππ
Laura
Thatβs a good point ππ»
Omg this is the best thing ever!!! πππ
Sweet Big Butter Jesus! πππIβm dead laughing!! πππ
I second the gratitude for your dorkiness! π€£
this was such fun. his laugh got me laughing. I love madlibs for that reason. you're reading along and you start laughing because its hilarious or ridiculous or whatever. you just cant stop laughing.
Omg SO funny and the best part is listening to you try to be serious but cracking up π. Loved it! Thanks for the laughter!
Rachael
That was so funny ππ it was just what I needed!!
Gimme a snort laugh next time. Now I listened to this for the 3rd time. You're a genius G. π P.s will you be posting madlib on YouTube? I mean you could right! We want them to see what they're missing on Patreon ... like Gael collabs with his Lovies....
This was really fun!! And it did brighten my day!! ππ I loved hearing you giggle through it and try to suppress it ππ with no success of course! π€£π€£ I canβt wait for the other ones!! ππ You had a great idea with these mad libs scripts!! ππ
Ok. I laughed as hard as I used to in fifth grade when someone had to say out loud βjoe needs hamburgers to warm his butt withβ as a result of a mad lib. These will never not be funny.
This is exactly what I needed after the day Iβve had! Thank you G πβ€οΈ
That laugh!
β€οΈ XD also I think the chinchilla at my work just got a new nickname.
Your laugh is the best thing about you πβ€
I'm dead ππππππ you kept in character thoughπ
Betsy β
You spoke...in the same breath...two words that I love to hear an Irishman say: butter and Jesus.π₯ Sweet heartππππ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! This was amazing and it was even funnier because you kept breaking! π It reminded me of when Bill Hader would play Stefon on SNL and theyβd put jokes he hadnβt heard before on the TelePrompTer and he would lose it! π <a href="https://youtu.be/KBCUz0Ugdzc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/KBCUz0Ugdzc</a> Also as a girl originally from the home of Big Butter Jesus (aka Touchdown Jesus), hearing Big Butter Jesus in an Irish accent is the thing I never knew I needed in life, so thank you for that π<img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-10/12/8/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-32026-1413116603-9.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto">
Chelie
Those Mexican-Spanish words always trip him up, something to think about for if he drops another script. π€What's the most difficult one I can think of? Hmmm
XD this had me crying! Canβt wait for the rest.
You never got one from me π ππππ€£π
Oh yessss ππππππ
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Aah!! Made all the funnier by you losing composure and laughing!! So fun!!
This made me laugh so hard π€£π€£ The way you started giggling after you said the word βfondle.β Lmao π€£π
Too
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Oh, you sweet talker, you.πππ You trying not to laugh was making me laugh so hard!πππ€£π€£ This was fantastic, brightened my day right up!πβ€
Seanie was talking about having a major part in one of your audios. Pls let him do the madlib π€π
As if the letter itself wasn't funny enough, YOU started laughing in the middle of it! That killed me π€£π€£π€£!!
Hahahaha.. It is absolutely brilliant π€£π€£π€£And the way you read it πππππ
That was GENIUS!!! LOL! Would've loved to hear your laugh at the end as well, you have such a great laugh. All Hail Big Butter Jesus!!!
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I legit snorted hahahahaha job well done!
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
YAY, MAD LIBS - FINALLY!!... this was too funny and too cute π ... thank you for being such a dork! (that is a compliment, by the way!)... CANOODLing!!! π... and it's "a baby chin-chill-uh," love π€
You are the Chinchi-nala to my coccyx π
Holy Jumping Weasel Creatures πππ
I'm not posting them in order :)
"But it is only in my dreams" what kind of dreams do YOU have?! π€¨π€£π€£ This was so worth the wait! π€£π€£ π€£π€£
You lost it at holy jumping weasel critters on a hot cross bun. πππ This is genius, Gael.
Was this the second script, did I miss the first one? Edit: I just read the post. Probably should have done that instead of just pressing play. π€·πΌββοΈ
This is my kinda love letter ππβ€β€
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Omg!! Listening to this was so hilarious. I haven't lounged like that in a long time. Too cute you trying to be all romantic. ππ
Oh god... How hard you tried not to roll on the floor laughing ππ€£π€£ππ€£π€£π ... A masterpiece π
Hilarious!!!ππ
HAHAHAHAHA!!! ππ
Jasmine sanfi
E p i c
Ohhhh Yes yes!!!!!
I AM THE LUCKIEST CHOCOLATE PAINT.
This is great!
Funny
OH MY LORD!!! πππππ»ππ»ππ»
Finally ππππ
ALL HAIL BIG BUTTER JESUS!!!
Chelie
Yes, it's finally here! I must say, I feel quite accomplished to have finally succeeded in snagging first comment. Been a long time coming. π