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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out on Steam NOW!
🕑 Added 2026-01-29 18:18:19 +0000 UTCSpace Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, our latest game where you buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator releases today!
We asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day.
"This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna tell them? That it wasn't based on their life? That it was? Baby Trading Simulator isn't even out yet and it's already ruined my family."
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, you could also SHORT THAT BABY and profit from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery! It's good to have options.
You can get the game on Steam and find out about the next few months of updates (new campaigns and game modes!) coming to the game post release while you're there!
We're incredibly proud of this little gremlin game and we hope you enjoy shouting at simulated lives as much as we do!
See you out there,
- Chris @ Strange Scaffold.
