Seanie Unboxing!

The most tragic and emotional audio!!! 😢😢😢

Ariel Diamond

I’m dying right now! I definitely needed this laugh 😂😂😂

Aww, poor Seanie! Also, Gael, what's the background track? It sounds lovely!

Amy

Aw, why'd you bust him out like that, like he busted his doll? 😂

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 poor seanie!

That ramble and the story about the sex doll made me search more about him, just to see if it was something private or if he's doing comedy/funny videos? and I ended up finding his Patreon and erotic audios 😳🤤 P.s the blow up doll also reminded me of his chinese pant zipper. No guarantee needed. It's not gonna work 😂

Oh god I just remembered a ramble where you've talked about buying a sex doll 😂😂😂 you freakin troll.

Denise Figueroa

Does G really have a sex doll because that sounded a bit too real? lol

As I said . ... Seanie is THE Man 😂😂

Had to dig as the beat got me and I can't stop humming it in my head. For those wondering, yes this is the Weeknd and song is Where You Belong (Fifty Shades Of Grey soundtrack). A good track to lose your virginity just like Seanie 😂😂😂

Bless his sweet innocent clueless virginal heart!!!! First of all, I’m heartbroken on behalf of the tears being shed by poor Sean. But secondly, why is dee heych ell snooping through y’alls shit?!?

Angela R.

He popped her with his pointy pecker! Poor lad... 😜

This audio had me covering my face, but made my eyes roll at the same time

Chelie

Oh pur Seanie, how traumatic! His beour deflated! 😂 He really has the worst luck, but nothing a few patches can't fix, like. 😉

@Berta if you listening to this audio, just know that our boi got the best music taste. First it was Abba and now The Weeknd. 💕😂

Aww poor Seanie can’t catch a break 😘😬😂

Those hips don't lie omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm having my first listen right now but is that the Weeknd in the back singing while Seanie is exploring lol!!! Good music choice by the way👏👏👏 I like the Weeknd. I think he is an amazing artist.. Okay back to the audio lol..

Oh dear. *sings* He will never ever ever put her back together. Sorry I couldn't resist. 😁

That’s what i thought too! But I wasn’t sure 🤔

I’m not one for conspiracy theories but...🤔🤔🤔

Mayor I'm suspecting you somehow 🤨🤔

Catherine

I didn't hear NOTHING after "is the top of me micky like a dart". 😂😂 I'm done! Apparently her hips do lie,lol. Way to get use out of that bicycle pump today G. What else is in that prop bag?😂

I'm trying to find out what kind of a music Sean is listening to. The background music. The Weeknd?😂

LMFAO HAHAHA!! This just made my ENTIRE weekend already! I'm in tears!!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

'come on Taylor baby shake it off! Shake it off otherwise we'll have bad blood' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!!!

😂😂😂 Its not only Willy this time.... 🍻🇩🇪

We live to entertain you! 😍😊

I once had a girl rip Seanie apart on Twitter even though she knew who was behind him... And she was like: "I got caught up in his world" I was like: Seanie doesn't notice a thing He's kinda like me in a way, I'm socially inept sometimes

Dart dick, willy dart LMAO! I cant with you girls

Rachael

Poor Seanie!! He finally finds himself in a room with a Taylor Swift doll and he kills it with pure exitment!! 😆😆 At least he can console himself with the fact that there are plenty more blow up dolls in the shops!! 😂😂

Poor Seanie’s hopes were dashed again and I felt so bad when his voice started breaking. I was rooting for him throughout and in some weird way I was gutted when Taylor popped and deflated 🤣 You’ll get it next time Seanie! 😂😂😂

Oh poor Seanie! Not even in his wildest dreams can he get Tswift, Seanie shake it off cause Tswift has bad blood

You're adorable LJ. I've got you too 😍😋😂😂😂😂😂

Seanie on the Wessshtt Coast, where you at? Fleshlights on your nightstand in the black Come here, you can meet Vale in the back 'Cause she likes you Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that your doll is dead? 'Cause I know that it's delicate 🎶 (Sorry.. I've had a little wine 🍷) P.S. Valentina, I've got you gurl 👊😘

I'm done, man! I'm so done 🤣🤣🤣!! I did feel a little bad for him when he..."punctured" her 😆😆

Delphine (half French half mad)

What will happen to TayTay? Will you bury her in the backyard? I'm an ordinated Dudeist priest, so message me if you need a little ceremony, ok? You, poor thing :'(

Rest in pieces, Taytay 😪🙏🏼

Sometimes ur timing is really impeccable. I was having the worst time trying to get to work today, my anxiety was through the roof. Both audios brought me back down. Thanks man.

That was hilarious.....but I must be going bonkers cause I felt sorry for Seanie!😂😂🙈

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀 OMG......"Taylor, shake it off". Awww my poor Seanie Boi and his dart dick. Did he have a funeral for her? Listened again and my boi was so pitiful my heart broke for him. I'm sending an early Birthday gift, a vibrating fleshlight....look out for D Heych L boi, they're on the way!😂

Only Swifty's eyes. One day. I can't wait 😂😂😂

Seanie, roll yourself a fattie and Bliss right on out of it. This, too, shall pass. When you go have the munchies down in the kitchen, find Gael and have him slap a patch on Swiftie’s gaping hole. Er - the puncture, I mean! 🤪 Then pump her up, and ... well, pump her up! Get in there, my son! You can do it!❤️

Yer sharp willydart will hit the bullseye one day, Seanie. One day. 🎯

Seanie needs a patch kit

Grace

LMAO!! This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Seanie. Because you break them and she had to take them away. 😘👑🐍🖤🔥💋

Oh my God, a Seanie unboxing! Dreams really do come true!😍😂😂 This gave me such a case of the giggles, I loved it!!😂🤣❤

Seanie, next time without Prince Albert. That's not how a threesom works 😜

Katira Moon

Somebody get him, I cannot with him right now😂😂😂 (I did feel a little bad when his voice started to shake) But seriously, Geal! Get ya boi!

That shaky voice tho 😂😂😂😂

Not to be hard on Seanie but paying pack hurts!!!!! Hehe sorry lad.. I luv u 😘

Jasmine sanfi

She can't shake it off Seanie!! You killed her with your passionate willy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm done i just can't

Aaaahh I can hardly contain myself... I can’t listen right now 😂😂😂

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

*grins smugly, twirling a pin* THAT'LL teach you not to sneak into the Caves, ya Langer ......

Can someone confirm if he made a mess cuz this will be the best 😂😂😂

Grace

Omg, I am legitimately afraid to press "Play" right now!! WHAT IS THIS??? 😂🙈

LMAO no Swifty. Pls noooo 😫

Oh, poor Seanie!!

Omg, I’m driving (at a stop light now) and I really want to hear this 😂

Vally!!!! Omg!

Yes!! I can’t wait to hear this 😈😜

Jasmine sanfi

😂😂😂wait...but... you tell that between you and Taylor was over, now what?!?!? I'm offended 😭😭

Omg Seanie is here 😭😭😭

😂😂😂😂

Can't wait to hear this.. I think I'll hear wonders hahaha.. Oh Seanie dear.. hehe

Omg!!!!! No fuckin way....

Oh boy!!! 😏

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