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The physical exam (NSFW)
🕑 Added 2024-08-31 16:48:35 +0000 UTCHey there, loyalists and heretics!
Today, I had the most out-of-this-world experience—literally! I had the honor (and slight terror) of performing a physical examination on Lirieth, a lovely alien from the Commoragh
The Arrival:
Lirieth runs into the clinic, her skin shimmering like a disco ball at a 70s party. She greeted Heidi with a telepathic "hello," which I must say, is way more efficient than our usual small talk.
The Examination:
1. Vital Signs: Her pulse was a steady hum, like a well-tuned Voidship engine. And her blood pressure? Let's just say it's measured in light-years per second. launch
2. Eyes: Instead of pupils, she has tiny galaxies swirling in her eyes. I almost got lost in them—literally. Had to remind myself I was a doctor, not an astronomer!
3. Reflexes: Tested her reflexes with a space-age hammer. Her reaction? She levitated three feet off the ground. Note to self: next time, wear a helmet.
4. Heart: She has three hearts, all beating in perfect harmony. Move over, Beethoven!
The Diagnosis:
Lirieth is in stellar health! Just needs to avoid Terra's junk food—apparently, it causes cosmic indigestion.
The Farewell:
Thanks for joining me on this cosmic adventure! If you enjoyed this post, consider supporting my Patreon for more intergalactic stories and medical marvels. Until next time, keep looking up at the updates for INQUISITOR TRAINER
Comments
Kevin Kelley
when you run into the female ganger in the undercity can you limit it to just beating her once?
