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🕑 Added 2024-07-14 13:00:07 +0000 UTCANEGG get together to draft the best non-alcoholic drinks in existence. Who makes the most refreshing list and who ends up all wet? Let us know in the comments who won and also how you feel about the whole coffee thing.
Comments
Anthony Perez
I love how Eric and Nick stole Gavin’s picks the whole draft so Gavin retaliates and copies one of Andrew’s picks, who was on his side the whole time. 😭
Jake Jarvis
Andrew and Nick have the only reasonable lists... Also surprised to not see any milk or just straight fruit juices (i.e. choc milk, strawberry milk, OJ, apple juice, grape juice...)
nick h
Finally listening to this and my list is Liquid Death, Waterloo, LaCroix, Water, and water with lemon squeezed in
Soots
Giving away my vote here, but Eric won for me, except for the eggnog. Horchata is the bomb, and Venezuela has a similar drink called "chicha", which is delish and recommend 😎
Dan Berube
I was loling to my self thinking of eggnog as a pick, then when Eric picked it, I lost it.
Mark Niemann
Nick definitely ran away with it.
Rhys Hardstaff
The silence that fell after Geoff said he drinks a White Monster more than anything else.....deafening 🤣
Jonathan69_420
Regulation listener, now comment leaver, shipping in my status here to say that this draft was bullshit 😂😂 THERES SO MANY DOUBLES! Would McDonalds coca-cola be different as well because it DOES taste different! I think Andrew won this draft and that he and Geoff were the only ones that made a list of different drinks (cause Gavin fucked himself with the Mexican Coke in the end) thanks for all y’all do! 💙💙
Nicholas O'Leary
I think this needs to go to food court. I 100% know who can judge this!
Kiubez
A&W is clearly the root beer champion. It's so smooth and creamy. No other root beer holds a candle.
Rich W
I feel like they totally skipped over the fact that Gavin’s first time having a coke was during the gurpler chug. How has he got through that much life without ever having even one coke?!
Trevor Deal
No one was a winner on this one...
Brandon Dooley
Milkshakes
Brandon Dooley
No love for chocolate milk
TelestoTBK
My List 1) Peach Ice Tea 2) Strawberry Lemonade 3) Orange Juice with Pulp 4) Yorkshire Tea Biscuit Blend
Yamori
My list: Mnt dew, cherry limeade, strawberry boba, chocolate milk
Super Daddy Kyle
This video was hilarious, all 5 of your lists suck though. Just the worst picks, I think everyone has maybe 1 good pick per list that's it.
Arielle G
i mentally inserted "respectfully" before "you dunce" 😂 per the last ep
Arielle G
wild....
Arielle G
these are wild. i love a cherry lime combo so i may have to go find that in the wild???
Buggy52
Eric won me over with the Eggnog
Craig
This may very well be the funniest draft yet.
LynkedLyd
Is the poll not up yet?
AArthriticGamer
With all Geoff’s talk about moving to Michigan and then not picking Vernor’s Ginger Ale was very disappointing. I have to go with Nick on this draft for pure comedy value. For actual drinks, this one is ruled a No Contest.
Yash
But then somebody could say “soda” which would cover all soda, or “juice” which would cover all juice
Natalie
Andrew wins this one for me
HazyTiff
Literally my first thought after watching this through
Josh O.
I'm shocked nobody chose water. I think Geoff has the only list I'd be able to drink, so he has my vote. If I could make a list, I would have been able to do Water, Orange Juice, Apple Juice, and 2% milk, with Earl Grey Tea, green tea, fruit punch, and Peach Mango V8 as backups.
Chaz Carter (BlindyTheBat)
Calling for a drinks draft V2 where you can’t pick multiple of the same thing. Coffee includes all coffee Coke includes all Coke etc.
Jordan dale
I think Gavin's coffee is too broad...I agree with his logic it's like saying a vodka coke is the same as a long island iced tea
Anthony Dewitt
For all that Gavin was giving deserved shit on drink choices that are the same thing repeated, he picked Bovril, which is a soup, which I would not consider a drink.
Joe
This rules
Mr. Dude Sky
Gavin’s right on this one and it’s not even close. Them allowing the other coffee drinks and cokes really killed the whole draft. Hell you could hear it in the cast when they realized how bad it was going. Maybe nick should put on the monkey mask for a while.
Robert Lacey
The moment Gavin said "coffee" I would've asked "what kind" you gotta be more specific. Exact drink, not vague category of drink. Easy Nick win because it's the only list that I would enjoy all 4 drinks.
Harabec
Monster: Mango Loco, Sobe Pure Rush: Tropical Twist, Monster: Passion Punch, Sprite
SnortingTurtle1 (aka Lori)
I’m with Gavin’s list all the way.
Nicholas Zook Brimer
I was totally with Gavin on the whole coffee thing until Geoff said try making a drink without water. It all makes sense that each coffee drink is technically different
BeardedMcCabe
I want to vote sooooo much right now, gotta wait for the poll (T_T)
WeeStev0
Irn-bru 🧡
Chaz Surfboard
Is Vimto essentially an NA Pimm's?
Toby Ives-Moody
Andrew wins just for the Dr Pepper shout
Chaz Surfboard
Just in the middle of the first round - the squabbles indicate this is going to be an excellent draft
DT Hugo
Then I'll nog out with my dong out, according to the rules of this draft
lexilucy
so against Gavin's take on coffee. as a former Starbucks barista, they're all fuckin different! espresso beans and coffee beans are not the same, either, you dunce! I prefer an iced Americano to an iced coffee!
Alex Watson
I think Gavin is right about coffee and americano but everyone else is right about coke and diet coke. I think Gavin should have to pick a coffee. It would be like if Andrew said soda and then everyone else picked a brand of soda. Gavin needs to be a little more specific unless he just means like bog standard in a pot coffee.
Kenanu Reeves
oh yeah I'll nog out with my dog out
Lynndon Barr
Gavin's take that "coffee" would cover all coffee-based drinks is insane. Like Geoff said, that would be like someone picking water, and the draft being over because every drink has water in it. I like Earl Grey tea, and I would classify a London fog as a completely different drink.
Josh Blankenship
I have to go with Nick. Love Arnold Palmers.
Kyle V
Coming back to the end: Nick, Eric, Andrew, Geoff, Gavin is the correct order of correctness
Matthew Spinapolice
Nick wins. Rationale: he was most true to himself.
Kyle V
Eric "the coffee guy" Badour apparently isn't a drink guy???? Eric... gotta call bullshit
Tim
I'm with Gavin coffee should cover it all
Luke Elliott
Andrew and Nick really stuck to their categories
Willsy
Yeah I guess the issue is the lack of rule setting. But I don't think having americano and coffee on the board is in the spirit of what was intended... Hence why when they voted on it, it was 3:2 (albeit too late)
Luke Elliott
Eric wins for horchata and eggnog
Fungal
Honestly my vote is for Eric, I was going to pick whoever picks water after it wasn't picked fist but that didn't happen.
Dhuvy
I'm voting for Nick. Yes, each drink has coffee, but each are their own distinct flavor.
comment leaver.
One of the best drafts. Geoff gets my vote.
Gafgarian
“Nick will get his first and second pick” had me rolling. Haha.
Patrick Gordon
I feel like Gavin’s take on this draft is literally insane. You would never walk into a coffee shop and say “Yeah, I’d like a coffee.” I guess it’s technically correct but the clerk would no doubt look at you like an idiot. Oh, and Eric won.
Jesse Gax
I LOVE vimto, also from being deployed in Kuwait. You can find it stateside in a lot of middle eastern supermarkets, which is so nice.
Matthew Hughes
I am feeling mmm Geoff on this one. No one took the golden snitch for me I knew would not be taken of cranberry juice. I like Geoff's hyper specific this one flavor of drink found only at sonic though.
Kelzoula
Everyone thought water was going number one. No one picked water. Insane.
Kelzoula
Barq's has bite. Mug just doesn't. Sorry for letting you know so late in the root beer game.
Connor Dykeman
Eric clear winner here, so much soda from Andrew's corner hahaha
RegulationGraham
Water and hot chocolate being undrafted free agents is a real surprise. I’m gonna keep an eye out for them during try outs. Really rooting for water
sugarpuss
Because Andrew picked the right Mountain Dew, and all those sodas are great, I’d have to vote for him
Folds2008
With Gavin 1000%
Emily
Geoff Wins, then comes Gavin, Eric, Nick and Andrew loses. I chose Gavin's coffee to be homemade or just a good ole regular coffee however you take it with cream/sugars.
Fredducky
Nick wins, just because I have yet to find a drink that has brought me more comfort and happiness than a London fog. Are there better tasting drinks out there, yeah, but it is so good.
Willie
Andrew's list will give you diabetes, but it's still the best
Kat
imo gavin should have never been allowed to pick coffee…it’s like picking “juice” or “soda”. it’s way too vague
Thomas
Andrew or Eric. I lean more towards Eric simply because the variety.
Steven Cini
Gavin wins
laul
ranked every choice 1-10 and added them up here are my scores: gavin: 24 andrew: 17 nick: 20 eric: 20 geoff: 21
Goshawk
Andrew loses because he picked Barq's root beer the worst of the root beers. Mug is so much better and if you're ever in St.Louis Fits's is the best root beer in the world.
Joe Knoelke
No Chocolate Milk is crazy
Nijabunny
This was a real “States” draft kind of episode
Rae
I wonder what Graycies list would have looked like🤔. Just as chaotic?
Bennu
Great draft, but the I think you misspelled the title. It's spelled "Coffee" draft. Lol
Tino Q
Mexican coke is 100% different than regular coke. Also, coffee is coffee no matter what variation sooooo Gavin is right lol
ViciousWarGoose
By that logic somebody could have just picked Cola and taken all of the colas. And it rule set where they didn't determine whether they were doing broad categories or individual actual drinks someone could indeed have four different coffee drinks.
ky
andrew won and its not close at all but code red bad pick + amount of coffee in this is unreal
AEPSchmitt
Andrew better have Canada Dry! (haven't listened yet). As a European who recently went to Canada, that is a god damn good soda.
ky
same brother
Wes
This was great! I can see why Gavin is annoyed 😂
Clark Allenby
Everyone should combine their 4 drinks together and see whose tastes the best
kazmeyer
1. McDonald's Coca-Cola (they refrigerate the syrup and carbonate it differently which makes a huge difference) 2. Sweet Tea 3. Chai 4. Lemonade Interestingly, Gavin's last pick (Mexican Coke) is, a lot of the time, just Coke. They sometimes sweeten it with cane sugar, but a lot of the time it's just the same HFCS we get north of the border and it's a placebo effect. (The glass bottle does provide a different drinking experience which plays into it.)
Connor McNutt
Regulation Scottish list 1.Irn Bru ( in Scotland irn bru is more popular than coke and is the only country like that) 2. Red Kola 3. BARRS Cream Soda 4.BARRS Cherryade
Dylan
Nah, they both have their merits, the citrus is just more refreshing for me if I've been skateboarding or cycling
Willsy
My wife thinks the red oasis is better... grounds for divorce?
Piotr Gruszczyński
Andrew by a long shot
Willsy
So someone could have picked latte, cappuccino, flat white and iced latte and that would have been perfectly fine?.. Nahhh, I'm with Gavin on this one. Funny draft though 😂
Hamilton Turner
It is tho
Eddylet
Correct. Born and raised in Arkansas and I've never understood the obsession.
Eddylet
Man, I've been meaning to try horchata for years but I'm so forgetful
Eddylet
Barq's Root Beer Apple Juice Strawberry Lemonade Sprite
Austin Breuer
I am drinking a Dr. Pepper as I watch this.
Eddylet
Yeah, I was leaning towards Geoff but then Andrew busted that out. Instawin
BDsterne
That's assuming his intent. Just because you and others view it that way doesn't make you right. They should have made him be more specific not just assume he only meant plain black coffee.
Sam
Nick cannot be forgiven for putting espresso into a london fog. I bet that sick fiend drinks dirty chais as well
Dylan
Regulation UK coke Citrus oasis White coffee Tango Orange
Melissa
Sprite Morir soñando Malta Goya Salted Caramel Latte
Aaron Barcelata-O'Neill
Following that logic, would you be ok with someone choosing a dark roast coffee and someone else choosing a light roast coffee because they are prepared differently?
Willsy
You guys salad creamed the fuck out of this
Austin A.
Surprised nobody chose RC Cola
Robert James
Starry is not the same as Sierra Mist
Michael Mariani
Coffee, Dr. Pepper, Ice Capp, Pepsi Max, Coke slushee
A Cow Pi
I love that Geoff and Gavin have been friends for years and neither of them have ever mentioned Vimto to each other.
Swone
Nick wins, don't sleep on the London Fog with the espresso shot.
Benjamin Garner
I can't believe no one picked Coke Coffee lol
TheDoopster
Naw man. Unique drinks are themselves their own thing despite similar ingredients
Martin
I was so sure horchata would be missed. Eric makes me happy
Chris Buckley
Best Green drink = Hi-C echo cooler Or maybe Surge
Russ
Nick won for sure
Jake Porter-Ward
Nicks list is ballshit. I 100% agree with gavin. An Americno is just a coffee. A latte is just another way of preparing coffee. A diat coke is just a coke. They are all the same thing! Gavins gets my vote out of put anger.
A98W
It wasn’t discontinued its was rebranded
Maddy
Yes, Gavin should have had to specify what kind of coffee he was picking. Because he didn't it can be assume he picked plain black coffee. Every other type of coffee beverage was still on the table
Aaron Barcelata-O'Neill
True, but coffee is ground coffee beans and water. An Americano is also ground coffee beans and water. That’s where I side with Gavin. PSL and all the other stuff definitely works.
Aaron Barcelata-O'Neill
Nick’s picks are absolutely wild. Americano as a choice after coffee is on the same level as saying Coffee with cream and sugar is different than coffee. What are we talking about?!
Riley Pearsall
If Gavin likes bovril, he should have a sip when Michael tries bilk
Grant Anders
Andrew, cause and effect, leprechaun vs. puke.
Eddie
i knew the knives were comin out for this video but man did they come out fast
PissBat
Eric
Pokara
Andrew wins on Barqs alone
Felipe Arcos
Andrew wins. Only L is moutain dew. I also love Eric's horchata pick.
Rab
Lilt is just Fanta pineapple and grapefruit now. Sad times
Ashwin Kesso
Gavin you might be interested to know that Lilt was actually just rebranded to Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit
George Wasserman
shocked no one went milkshake or sugar free red bull
Alejandro Tovar
I agree with gavin, what a bullshit list
Ash
No orange juice!!!!
Boone Bass
I like more of Andrew's list but Geoffs list is pretty good if diet starry was was replaced with lemonade he would have the win for me
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
Great Sunday
Trentons_Adventures
H-20=12
Andrew Owen
The fact that water was mentioned as a first round pick then not picked at all is a crime
ViciousWarGoose
I totally disagree with gavin. Coffee is an ingredient in drinks as well as a drink. Picking just coffee is coffee by itself the black coffee that Eric drinks. The difference between a coffee and an iced latte are vast, there are a lot of people who like one and hate the other. Claiming coffee as an all-encompassing category would be like picking soda and then claiming all fizzy drinks.
Jared Freiwald
Draft hype!
Robert Gibbens
I’m picking Gavin, just cuz this list is a travesty. Also, not one fantana.
GolinSoul
I agree with gavin on this one
John Wagner
In reference to Gavin's coffee argument, the question becomes "where do you draw the line?" If someone picks Root Beer, are cream sodas off the table? They're just root beer with cream in them, which is pretty similar to the differences between different ways to prepare coffee. I was with Gavin at first, but the longer I thought about it, the more I think I agree with everyone else. Like, you couldn't pick "soda" and get upset when someone else picks coke. Gavin essentially just picked traditional coffee, not the entire category of coffee.
Corey Burns
Piss, #1 rat sponsored drink
Rebekah
Now I want eggnog and I'll have to wait a few months 😥
Nicholas Hays
Ooo Andrew with the shout-out to L&P. I didn't know that was available in North America
Kyle
I’m from Oregon so that might be why, but I have never heard of IBC root beer
Archer
I know going all soda is a little boring but goddamn Andrew did pick pretty much the best 4 sodas.
Josie
Eric wins for me. Lots of cinnamon milk tho
John Wagner
I looked into it, and Geoff's explanation for Sierra Mist's name change is something that influencer made up. That's not how those laws work.
Kieran Mckendry
Gavin finding himself in the 'correct category' here. I'm calling bullshit and shenanigans on the whole sub-coffee category. If it was Eric or Geoffs pick, they're losing it haha
nd4spd1919
Ugh Geoff was doing so well, and then he picked sweet tea.
CheapCulture
Andrew wins, hands down, there’s not even a second place. But also, Cheerwine for the missing hits!!
Jacob Collier
Pecos Pete!
Nicholas Hays
Horchata is such a great pick that I wouldn't have thought of
Joben McBuff
Cherry Vanilla Coke Cherry Coke Vanilla Coke Coca Cola
ThatoneGuyoverThere33
Full Throttle Blue Agave Hershys Cookies and Cream Choclate Milk Orignal(light Blue Can) Diet Pepsi Jumpin Jack Splash mystery Soda, Limited Time flavor at jack in the box the tased like liquid Sour Green Apple Jolly Rancher
Kristen
Dang, I told myself I would vote for whoever picked water, no matter what. Now they made it a difficult choice. I think I would go with Andrew. None of those are my favourite drinks, but at least he doesn't have any in his list which I actively dislike.
Edgar Vega
Yes
Jackiswellcool
All good things come to an end they chose to go out on a high
Anthony
"Get a bit of Lilt down you"
Adam Hilario
Apparently not if it was discontinued
Adam Hilario
That’s not really the same. Coffee is an actual drink where as soda is a category there’s not a huge overlap with sarsaparilla and Mountain Dew, but most coffee drinks are a ratio of three ingredients.
Semi Aquatic
Nick ez win
Kaitlin
Nicks list wins for me buuuut Yellow edition Red Bull Iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso Baja blast Dr Pepper
Nando
If Eric didn't start with some nasty diet crap he'd be the winner.
Apathetic_Titan
My picks: Apple Cider 90s Surge Sioux City Sarsaparilla Mountain Dew Pitch Black
Chad Jorgenson
As someone who vomited up a blue slushy, that'd be my pick for blue in the rainbow vom challenge.
Lemur Wetsuit
this was insane.
Micah Johnstone
Of the four Eric’s would probably be my go to. I drink Diet Coke every time I go to a movie and I’m always excited about the time of the year I get Eggnog and PSL’s. Horchata is the weakest link in his lineup for me; a nice flavor that I enjoy every time I have it but never seek it out specifically.
Littleroot Lessons
Former Pepsi employee here. Sierra Mist and Starry are not the same thing. Sierra Mist is made with sugar, Starry is made with corn syrup. And from all the research I’ve done, the Cierra Myst lawsuit isn’t actually true. If someone has sources to prove me wrong on the second part, I’d love to see them.
Hunter Mackey
this is a rough one lmaoo
David Vazquez
Horchata Lemonade Chocolate Milk Squirt
Daniel Hodder
If Eric wanted to go for a win he definitely shouldn't have drafted Horchata. Diet Coke, PSL and Eggnog are pretty good general choices. Chocolate Milk would have been one the audience latched onto I bet
Jonathan
Gavin has a right to be mad at everyone picking different coffees but to be fair if someone said soda I’d be annoyed at the broadness
Anthony Decker
Code Red is a trash Mountain Dew flavor
Cody
I’m halfway through but I assume Coke Black won’t make it and it’s on my list! Coffee and coke!
Lindsay Wiebe
McDonald’s Sprite, Rosé Monster, A&W Rootbeer
BDsterne
Nick and Eric are insane. Either they need to do broad categories (coffee for americano/latte, soda for coke,diet coke) or just the subset because them picking subsets of coffee after Gavin picked it was ridiculous. Hilarious, but no way would I have accepted that argument.
Jackiswellcool
Lilt is an unbelievable pick NA people are missing out
Tyrnip
The great coffee controversy (I’m on Gavin’s side)
Shpluj
24:45 Lemonade Stand-Off. DO IT.
Steven J Norris
This is a horrible draft in the best way possible. But damn 3 coffees within the first half is crazy
Depholt
another victory for liquids
Austin A.
Is eggnog a drink or a treat?
Lindsay Wiebe
I’m with Gavin, this was BS! lol
Ronnie GalaxyRay
I'm a coke zero guy
Booper2ooper
My favorite part of these drafts is the excitement during the first 11 randomizations, when the final randomization is (surprisingly) random
Dustin
It’s Draftin Time 😎
Booper2ooper
Just got to the gym, couldn't have picked a better time to drop this. Can't wait to see Gavin pick Flumpto Buggins as his favorite bev
Algos!
Huzzah!
Troy
YES PERFECT TIMING; why the thumbnail a bottle of piss?
Oliver
Let the controversy commence ❤️
NedSleep
Nice!