A Baker's Dozen // The Brimley Trap [13]
🕑 Added 2024-08-07 13:01:00 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about best place to get a sunburn, beverage dilemma, whiff test, cleaning out Andrew's fridge, Andrew's desk, Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, glory hole balls, House Heck, exploding zapper, exploded hose, swim raccoon, what is an EMP, what do things sound like, and the finishing of the smut.
Comments
Shelden Schmitt
Can we please get Nick to read the audio version of your smut?
Lee
When Eric won, this lost alot of interest. How about most wins of the night gets the prize?
Steven McNiel
Imagine getting the neuro link from Elon Musk and then getting EMPed
Xavier Sherman
The clutch my pearls girls should all host a regulation supplemental episode with Geoff and Gavin and read Geoff & Gavin’s smut
Jacob Dooley
With major league fan Jacks’s extended history of soft core pornography, I think he should be the narrator for the smut audiobook.
Y@
Geoff screaming about "where is the poor boy supposed to eat" fucking killed me 😂😅
Gurp Durpler
if you're willing to drink a four-month old slushie but not willing to eat a pencil, I don't know what your deal is because one of those is VASTLY more dangerous to consume and it's not the one that's made of wood
A busted can of pinto beans
I don't want to divulge personal info but Gavin might want to get an engineer and attorney in mind for his pool. The leak in his pool may be from reactive siliceous chert within the mortar. I work in the construction industry within a "forensic geology lab" and I can't count how many samples we've received specifically from Austin Texas that have had this same exact problem over the past couple years.
Raisa
The smut y'all wrote should definitely be an ebook!! I want to be able to recommend it to my friends!
Jessica_C
Not going to explain this great but…. With the summer movie thing, maybe with however much money your movies make this year, maybe next year you can use that with picking by the movie budget. For example:Deadpool 2 movie made 785.8 so the money “you made” goes to you picking Deadpool & Wolverine whose budget was 115 million. Does that make sense? 🤣
Jessica_C
Andrew…..if something has been in your fridge for more than, I would say a couple of weeks, throw it away. 🤣 I’m with Gavin, why are y’all trying to kill that man? Andrew is single, isn’t he?
AEPSchmitt
"Tom Cruise Hole" is killing me
Benjamin Oliverio
The sheer joy of listening to three grown, straight men try to figure out how a glory hole works is sending me. Never change.
Richard Wilt
I am dying at the mental image of a wall with three holes in it and all you can see is a mouth and two arms sticking through it.
Philip Miller
Smut reading is perfect opportunity to have a "my dad wrote a porno" podcasters collab and have them read it as a supplemental
Cameron Johnson
im with Eric, hes gotta drink it
Dominick ott
Just get Larry to read the smut that’s what he’s good at
Fyurae
Why not have Larry read the smut for old times sake
Jessee Juarez
For the smut what if there is a special cross over episode where CMP reads it for a regulation supplemental.
Harrison Miller
Boba shop manager, that seal is not fucking refrigerator safe. 2 days? Sure why not. 4 months? You're gonna be fucked
Jeremy Bentham
The earth has been EMPed by coronal mass ejections from the sun. The one that "hit" was the Carrington Event in 1859. Luckily, we weren't very electrified then, so there was minimal impact (basically some messed up telegraphs.) We narrowly avoided one in 2012. If it would have hit, we probably would have been in for some serious hurt. It's one of those major x-risk concerns.
Britney Barker
Gavin, gloryholes are either just enough space for the shaft or the hole is slightly larger to be able to fit your whole cock and balls through the hole. If there are more gay cruising tips you need just hmu
Kracka
Yes, we accidentally EMPed a bunch of the pacific islands during a nuclear test. This was long ago when the US was testing out new designs.
Dilan
I think it would be a cool idea to do a supplemental with clutch my pearls to do a reading of the smut story.
Ardvark Man
So is Gavin's natural enemy the beaver since he doesn't like standing water? Also scan your head Andrew!