Chew & Tear // Two Regrets: Racoons & Corn [32] - Patreon Ad-Free
🕑 Added 2024-12-18 08:00:11 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about done with bagels, best thing since sliced bread, BLTs, a tough chew, the highest rated meal, low ceiling, the potagel, why delete, popcorn seeds, default jelly flavor, Ultimate Sheep Racoon, M&M, finding out the vanilla of each food, Gavin & Nick combo, the Grey Poupon of Fast & Furious movies, different Double 0's, sequel fatigue, slug guzzler, weird alternate posters, Snow Day, and the coldest part of your body.
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Jeb Bush
I'd love to see Gavin and Andrew go to the Corn Palace in South Dakota. That should be a roadtrip
GordoniousCrnch
I was mid sip when the gun came out and I almost choked to death, that's awesome
Ryan
Domino's bread bowl pastas are fire
Haylee Flight
I always have cream cheese on a blueberry bagel. I'm too afraid to eat it with peanut butter because I'm afraid it'll taste bad...good to know you like it! Maybe I'll have the confidence to try it lol
Haylee Flight
For Gavin's bagel disappointment, he should try a sourdough bagel. They're SO good, not chewy and needs to be teared at, and isn't really overpowering because it's just a sourdough bagel. It's essentially a plain bagel but with better dough being used.
Blue0162
instead of vanilla draft its the regulation draft. I get that there is a difference, but still would be intriguing
Dave Blankenship
With Gavins wet bread phobia, is French toast a no go for him because of the way it's made??
Brian Fantana
Solid 8.5 Some real ridiculous takes on this one
Murk
Hold up.. when Geoff asks if it was Michelle Monihan. Was that a reference to previous FF lore. Wasn't one of the bets about that. Maybe even the Gavin's car bet or something?
Joe
This rules 8.43/10
Ghintec
I really like Grey Poupon.
Roger Flynn
Oh shit I got 60 points in the app so I'm gonna try that instead of ordering another pizza they're gonna get wrong for the third time in a row.
Kayla Lesperance
Blueberry bagel with butter and peanut better 😋
Tan
9.3 is solid rating. Ending on Gavin’s “What?” was friggen hilarious
Mark Whitty
I've been to Austin and they don't have bagels. They have bagel-shaped bread rolls.
Aven
O my god. Andrew. What? What? Eric yes
Ryan Nitz
Being from Illinois/Iowa this episode was extremely entertaining yet frustrating to listen to lol
Aven
This episode at ~20 min in is one of the best ~20 min in episodes
Summer
dominos? yummy
Summer
wait so none of you guys ever had dominos bread bowl pasta? it was made from hand tossed pizza dough and drizzled with the garlic oil they put on the crust. it was really quite tasty.
Toby Ives-Moody
Peanut butter and JAM sandwiches very much a household thing in England. Don't find them in cafes etc but we make them up at home for lunches etc. Plus wack it on some toast, amazing taste
Spencer Coffman
Easily my favorite episode of regulation pod thus far
Spencer Coffman
He is very much not trolling, it's the genuine Andrew we know and love
Jack Armstrong
Oh my god I love mouse hunt. I used to watch it with my family when I was younger. I had no clue that was the poster for it until Nathan Lane was named on one of them
CrimsonGhost
Dude is Andrew just trolling? There is no way he just asked how to grow corn and talking about corn “seeds”. 😂😂😂
Martin
Hell yeah Mouse Hunt watch along would be amazing
Zack Smith
I think Nick would be a great first guest on Toad in the Hole
Chris
Yes we can knock that 7 up to a 9 at the very least
Chris
Gavin. Come to jersey we can knock that plain bagel score from a 7 to a 9 I believe easily.
Jeffrey Brady
9. Andrew and kernels had me crying in laughter
Nick Walter
The first 20 minutes of Andrew being so dumb is classic
Robert Lacey
10/10 episode. Isn't 7/10 Gavin's usual "just okay" rating? Which would be most people's 5/10 surely?
BernNotice
Night Bitch is also a character in Kickass 2 🤓
Brian Short
this podcast starts at a 10/10 for me every episode.
Erica Lazarow
Gav has to go to Jersey. You’re not gonna deal with the “tearing” situation here. GET TO JERZ
Lissypoo
So the vanilla draft did they just re-discover regulation. because isn’t that kind of just the whole concept of regulation to find the standard vanilla version of things like I would say spaghetti is the regulation pasta
John Bott
The question “is this a 7/10 episode?” happens and then Andrew is Andrew and it’s wonderful 😂😂
Brian Burkhardt
I had a dream I was ordering a pizza bread bowl last night.
litlchef182
During Andrews corn problem I thought I was having a stroke, i legit feel bad for eric 😂
Brian Burkhardt
Having grown up on Long Island, I’ve had a 10/10 bagel. Asiago, a good everything, or an Egg. Cream cheese, Lox.
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Glad I get the ad free version... shame they feel they need to take Gambling money. A sports book is bad enough, but this is a full blown online casino that preys on vulnerable people
Ian W.
My supervillain weapon would be a virus enabled with CRISPR to slowly turn everyone's DNA into copies of my DNA. Everyone would watch in helpless horror as they all slowly became me.
ViciousWarGoose
Also, not only is popcorn native to the Americas, but also potatoes and peppers, (capsicum). Without those things all food would be terrible and sad.
ViciousWarGoose
Popcorn is an ancient food, people have been eating it for thousands of years. I have grown my own popcorn, which is a lot of work for not a lot of product.
Isaac Orndorff
I’m from PA and that’s a staple. Spaghetti sandwiches. Just butter bread (or toast, your choice) and put in the pasta. carb heaven
Dalton Gott
First off, 10/10 quality. Secondly, Gavin is terrifying
J
skeeer oooo rata tata ooo raaaa
J
andrew asking them to name another food where the part you eat is the same as the part you plant after they just talked about potatoes is wild
Shadadowz
"CORN. CORN." -Eric, the voice of the people
Dinkleberg65
"This continent loves corn" Hell yeah we do *korn noises*
David Mead
Best hour of the day! Thanks AN EGG.
Matt Willyard
That spaghetti in the bread looks absolutely amazing. I want that so bad
Rachel F
Andrew is really great at factory resetting my brain every few weeks. Holy crap, what a trip.
Paxton Schwartz
Are we going to see a return of "is Nick wearing the mask" in 2025?
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
Holy fucking, WHAT an episode.
Julian L
Gav you didn't marry a 7/10 woman, don't settle for a 7/10 food.
Summer
I’ve been trying to figure out why the mouse was so prominent in the mousehunt posters because I didn’t think it had anything to do with an actual mouse until I realized I was thinking about the cinematic marvel that is rat race.
Andrew Kures
This episode was pretty good, the absurdity of the prolonged bagel conversation definitely had me laughing out loud. 9/10
Paxton Schwartz
Andrew calling everyone "culinary experts" because he doesn't know where popcorn comes from absolutely took me out 🤣🤣🤣
Natalie
Gavin, if you’re ever in Jersey I’d love to treat you to a better than 7/10 bagel 😂♥️
samuel, hallball, killhall
That is actually the official box art for the VHS. I know because I'm my family had it and eventually the box got destroyed
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
Regulation Algorithm comment!.Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads !
unlucky.charm
also: y'all should grow your own popcorn and call it the "regulation popcorn"
Summer
literally never seen a bagel and thought “man I want to eat that.” I totally agree with gavin on the texture and chewiness. awful. 2/10. makes my jaw pop really loud.
samuel, hallball, killhall
Again, great flavoring in the US is the post amendment to the black current fruit flavor. Also, tidbit need extra research it that flavor comes from the condensed form of an orange blossom Yes, like the fruit
samuel, hallball, killhall
I grew corn throughout my tire chocolate where my grandma's house The ones you actually plant are actually more purpley colored when you plant so they can actually grow
unlucky.charm
gav, i wish i could send you some of my moms bagels. i felt the same way about storebought bagels forever, but recently my mom made sourdough bagels and holy FUCK
Spoon
For once in my life I’m on board with what Andrew is saying about 7/10. Sure, will I be amazed by a 7/10? Of course not, but it wouldn’t “bum me out” like Geoff said with his tacos. I would never turn down a 7/10
Sawyer Cunningham
If you never had a 10 bagel how can you say that 7 is the highest. Wouldn’t the 7 actually be your 10?
Chris Kiser
lol, Andrew says movie posters are useless then literally nails the plot of Nightbitch from the poster
Daniel Hodder
Andrew’s Mission Impossible takes were wild. It’s like he was watching them in the background. So many wrong things and things that happened in 1 and 3 too.
Shumbawamba
I wanted to comment about a slug's true weakness being instant maple and ginger oatmeal (Animorphs reference) and then Andrew goes and drops an Animorphs reference at the end.
Phantom23
I know that being connected to a large online media group primarily concerned with gaming would seem like a step backward, but I am at the corn segment and I need Andrew to get on a call with Dan Ryckert and Mike Minotti from Giant Bomb. This would be a top podcast of all time.
Kyle V
I started this episode right after I put my breakfast order in. I ordered a bagel. Gavin IMMEDIATELY shit on my breakfast choice today
Mick 16
Nightbitch its a very regulation book example fuckface
Mick 16
I dont think we should glance over Andrew having a more than surface level understanding of magic. Like i feel like some lore was graced here.
Alan Reynolds
Are the movie watch-a-longs falcon exclusive or just for the live event and will be posted for the lower tiers later? The watch-a-longs were one of my favorite parts of FF.
Potatcious
Everyone giving Gavin shit about the bagel thing as if it's not very well documented that he doesn't like wet bread and a good bagel is boiled then baked, of course itll only ever be a 7 it's wet bread
Preston Collins
If Andrew thinks every MI is about nukes post 3 then I have no idea what movies he was watching
Dave Mackenzie
Where is the GoFundMe for Andrew's kidneys?
Tim Harris
Edgin a jerk off story lol
Kevin Farmer
Geoff thinking a 7/10 food is too high to retire is because he rates everything he likes a 9/10. Also Gavin wanting to give up on bagels when he's only every had plain and tried everything, and never tried any others is crazy
DarthSion89
Spaghetti is literally the worse frusili is definitely the standard but conchiglie is the best especially when it comes to sauces
Abbie
A dinner bagel is basically like an egg on a burger right
Dirk Bogan
Gavin's idea for live scoring the episode as they record it is GENIUS - it's got the potential to be a legendary high-concept F**KFACE/Regulation episode
Caleb Hunt
British food is known to my mushy, what the fuck is Andrew talking about chewy and teary? Does he know he doesn't need to be contratian to every single point Gavin makes?
Leilani Tuala
How about a begal with mashed potatoes and some gravy 😋 I kinda wanna try that but would be a messy situation.
SirFriesFried
I definitely need a spaghetti bread bowl
Andee
Let’s goooo
Carlos Munguia
Oh boy 3 am!
Nathan Sweatt
I wonder if gavin has had a toasted bagel with peanutbutter. Might change his opinion since he's such a huge fan if peanutbutter toast
AEPSchmitt
Always a pleasure seeing the notification for a new episode pop up!
SirFriesFried
I used to be an listener like you. Then I took a Zim in the knee