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🕑 Added 2025-02-02 14:00:08 +0000 UTCAN EGG are in a new year (Happy New Year) and they want to make some predictions for the upcoming year. You can think about it like a predictions draft, snake order and everything. Who has the gift of foresight and who has no idea what's coming down the pipe? Watch and marvel at some big swings and everyone is mad at Andrew. WITNESS THE FUTURE!
Comments
Isaac Riza
I forget how sensitive this community can be, Andrew's first pick was great and I love it đ
Megan
Andrew was more upset about Gavin predicting his chair breaking then one of his friends getting divorced. Its kind of icky.
Summer
or another season of farscape đ€đ»
Summer
plot twist: andrew gets married and divorced in 2025 so he can win
Rocky Want Boing Boing
Are you confusing Kiss withâŠKorn?
Albert H
Iâm on Ericâs side about Andrewâs 1st pick.
AEPSchmitt
Read this headline, and for a second thought that Eric had nailed the Oasis prediction: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/feb/08/dreams-crushed-as-ticketmaster-cancels-fans-oasis-25-tickets
tsavanii
the moon comes to us is the best thing i've ever heard
Jon Qalbert
I can't possibly be the first person to suggest this, and I'm sure there is no shortage of draft ideas, but saying snake draft at the start made me think "what about a 'snake not snake' draft?" Snake Plissken, Solid Snake, Snake Drafts, Pipe/Drain Snake, Trouser Snake, etc etc
RegulationGraham
I wish one of them predicted that rooster teeth would come back
Chip Clip
Never let Andrew live this down Eric. Iâm on your side 100%
Alex Watson
Andrewâs reason for picking divorce isnât even a good one because marriages may end in divorce half the time but that could be after any amount of time. Itâs not like he said 50% end in the first 10 years or something. He was saying it like itâs 50% likely to happen this year but itâs just 50% likely to happen before one spouse dies. If anything the percent is really low because Geoffâs and Gavinâs are fairly recent and I donât know when nick and eric got married but still not 50% likely that itâll happen this year. (Side note: may be controversial but I hope no one in the pod gets divorced anywhere in the future)
Anthony Dewitt
Andrew had an insane first pick, essentially with all that hype it up before hand. Arizona is already over a dollar where I live. And specifically where I work, itâs at 2.19 and has been for years. Isnât there a talking dog already? I remember seeing a husky sorta talking. And a dog that was taught how to use those buttons that speak when you talk to communicate. Edit just did some research and there are a ton of videos of dogs talking on YouTube, some more clear than others but damn lol
RegulationGraham
They canât invent a new dog and teach it to speak within the same year Eric. You fool
Joe
Was gonna say the same thing. Not exactly the prediction but yeah super sad
Joe
This rules
Ian B.
The ai convincing a human to kill themselves has already have in 2024. It was like an ai girlfriend situation to a teenager, really sad how it happened
Jake Porter-Ward
Love how Erik's horrible mention was Kiss reunites. If you look at download UK 2025 (UKs biggest rock festival) Kiss is headlining Edit:I'm dumb ignore me
ucheehcu
I thought about this as well, but Andrew specifically says "I think one of you four is gonna get divorced", so he excluded himself from the prediction.
Ian Morrison
Geoff is off to a great start with Sabrina Carpenter's swing performance at the Grammys
Kyle Ruiz
I just don't understand if Andrew's divorce pick was 50 % why he wouldn't just pick no one gets a divorce
Lia DeKesthler
Agreed
Lia DeKesthler
My Nostradamus prediction for 2025: We will be in Revolution. You decide what I mean.... ;]
Dustin
Jesus fucking Christ Andrew.... that first pick....
Lia DeKesthler
I'm not usually with Eric on like, anything, but I agree with him on this one. Saying you're playing to win and then making your first pick that one of them will get divorced, yep, you want it to happen. The only defense I can come up with for Andrew, He often does things without thinking about them. ANDREW!
Tilgare
And yet Eric felt attacked. đ
Dovaknight
in Andrews defense, Marriage is the leading cause of Divorce. just sayin.
AArthriticGamer
That's right! Although 62m people die each year, that is only 0.76% of the world's population of around 8.2 billion
ViciousWarGoose
Statistically Geoff is in the most danger, as divorce rates are much higher for not only older people, but second and third marriages as well.
Sarah
Hahaha maybe!
Alex Watson
Andrew shouldâve made his first pick âIâll become someoneâs enemy #1â and then done the divorce pick second.
J
My condolences but can he maybe do it again this year for gavin
B-rad
You are correct. It was a 14 yearold and a Daenerys Targaryen chatbot
Zaryn Dunn
Maybe a stipulation can be added for Andrew, if someone does get divorced, hame HAS to eat the pencil
Zaryn Dunn
Wild card baby!
Zaryn Dunn
Individual stores can pick their own prices and Arizona Tea can't really enforce it.
Zaryn Dunn
I think you care too much
Zaryn Dunn
It's a statistic that's been spread around for like 20 years in movies, tv, Internet.
Zaryn Dunn
Andrew's first pick is fucking hilarious.
Patrick Mcgowan
Lmao. By Andrew's logic, he should have picked 'regulation death,' because 100% of people die.
David Mead
Nick is the mostradamus Nostradamus.
WeeStev0
Big brain play, that's Andrews plan. He is going to get married and divorced just to win this.
WeeStev0
2025 prediction. Trump tries to buy the Internet.
J
on gavin's AI suicide prediction he didn't go with, didn't that happen last year? I don't think it "convinced" the guy but I thought I heard a guy told his AI girlfriend he was thinking about it and it said some stuff about he should and they'll be together then
Jeff Freeman
I think Andrew wins that with his first pick. Love Andrew but that was fucked up.
Tilgare
In this episode we learned that Andrew doesn't understand statistics! A 50% chance of a marriage failing (ever in its existence) does NOT give HIM a 50% chance in the next year. đ But that probably wasn't actually the point, and it WAS very, very funny. I love you, Andrew.
Regulation Brenton
I don't at all think Eric's first pick should be allowed, because he's literally 'predicted' something that has officially been announced to happen this year!
Eli Munson
2 of the things on the board have already happened, huskies talk all the time, and arizona already stopped enforcing the rule of only selling at 99 cents.
Eli Munson
Speaking as an autist, this might be the most autistic Andrew has ever been.
Murk
Wait. Andrew specifically forced Nicks hand to chose between winning.. and being a nice guy, (or at least being publicly perceived as a nice guy lol) Hilarious. Your move, Nick.
sugarpuss
Andrew goes for divorce and Gavin JUST got married, that was savage...but what if Andrew got married AND divorced in 2025 to make up for it?
Peter McIlroy
3 picks in and im losing it hahaha
Sarah
My uncle died from being hit by a tennis ball.
Vash583
This comment section is wild. Enjoyed the content!
Adam
What an absolute blindside by andrew for his first choice
WarriorGuero
When was this recorded? A dude was killed in Colorado by a Hammer Throw January 27th so thatâs definitely on Gavin!
Eric Bastelak
Eric is 100% correct Andrew's first pick is a cruel and evil pick.
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Balloon Boy wasn't a hoax! Please look up internet historians videos on this! The father proved his innocence and was pardoned!
Katya
um i can't believe they kept andrew's first pick in the video
Brian Burkhardt
Andrew! What a dark start!
Sumbuddy
My prediction is that Dick Van Dyke will live to turn 100 but will die in December before 2026, meaning Geoff technically lost but he will argue âthatâs not what I meantâ
comment leaver.
I'm going with Andrews predictions.
J
Someone needs to grind up a pencil, stuff it in some food, and send it to Andrew. Que next episode of this, and he finds out he did, in fact, eat a pencil
Mish
Ohhhh okay ty!!! I think it was maybe rumored or something to be $1.29 but they took the Costco route and kept it lol
Kat
I donât think Andrew has ever deserved a consistent Eric hammering more than this episode
Darth-Jasonus
jokes on you, Seth MacFarlane brought swing back like 12 years ago after he left Family Guy to make movies and record albums like 13 years ago. And having rewatched Dinosaurs recently (when it stealth dropped on Disney +) it's a great show. If we get a new adult sitcom from the Jim Henson Company that'd be rad as
Thomas
I predict avocados cost $8/ea and there is a brief tiktok trend of making fun of poors for not being able to afford chipotle guac, accompanied by articles ridiculing millennials for not being able to afford avocado toast anymore
adaminthewestt
Canât wait to find out whoâs the Mostradamus and whoâs the Mostradumbass
Michael
Nickâs picks are the most realistic
Andy Zard
Andrew picking divorce as his first pick is wild and had me rolling đ
xXxPissxXxRatxXx
I think Nick with be the Mostradamus, this year.
Michael
If Monkey's MRI machine fund gets $500K, Andrew will HAVE to eat the pencil.
CheapCulture
Imagine how noble it would be for Nick to don the Big Red Boots and collect money for charity at the mall.
AArthriticGamer
Someone needs to learn the difference between Nostradamus and Nosferatu. Andrew kept talking about statistics in his divorce pick. Yes, we say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce (it's actually more like 39%), but that means over the life of the marriage. Statistically only 1.46% of all marriages divorce in any given year, so that means that a marriage has a 98.54% chance of NOT divorcing during the year. Even mentioning divorce in a pick is a bad move. Whether or not Andrew gets it or not, Eric is right. Picking that there will be a Regulation Divorce during the year means that you are hoping for divorce. And while were on the subject there is nothing "regulation" about divorce. Mine was probably as "regulation" as one could be and I still had to pay cat support for two years. My picks: 1. The Detroit Lions will win the NFC North for the 3rd time in a row 2. Pro athlete INTENTINALLY kills a crowd member 3. A member of the media invokes the glory days of SNL by uttering the line "you ignorant slut" on live television. 4. Before I give my final pick let me share this from the Google AI "Based on cohort life expectancy tables from the Social Security Administration, white males born around 1950 had a life expectancy of approximately 73 years at birth. Therefore, a white American male born in 1952 would likely have an average lifespan close to 73 years." I was born in 1952 and will have my 73rd birthday on August 30, 2025 (I guess I need to change some passwords after that reveal). Despite this my final pick is that I will not die in 2025. My bonus, hail Mary pick is that there will be a Regulation Baby conceived in 2025.
Btor Sixty
2025 prediction; this draft happens
Btor Sixty
Draft idea: The gang drafts movies with the premise of the main character being replaced by an animal A La Better Man. For example Could you imagine a reboot Captain Phillips movie where instead of Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips is portrayed by a Kangaroo, due to increasing backlash over Phillips' past character in real life. Needed to build a better sentiment over his character, in comes the Kangaroo.
ANEGG
I saw a swing music tiktok 2 minutes after I finished this draft. We are to late to stop it
Danielle Stuhlberg
My prediction is a 2025 Regulation Baby
Gauge Minns
Moon comes to us sent me
Jared Totaro
Right? So disappointing
garret barber
Also second and third marriages make the rate go up. First marriage rates are a little under 40%.
frazafraz
I've gotten to the point with Andrew, where if he says he'll do something, I'll be pleasantly surprised if he ever does. He hardly ever follows through unless it's videogame related.
MaplexSyrup
My Hail Mary prediction is new Mega Man Video Game product. Either collection or whole new game but this is Mega Manâs year.
Joshua Neditch
The thumbnail đ
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
Man1 Nick is better person than i cause i would hit Andrew where it hurts right back if that kind of pressure was put on me xD Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads! Regulation Algorithm comment!
Post Poop Zoomies
Eric is the bulwark against acceptance of Andrew's chaos.
Post Poop Zoomies
This is a good one.
Post Poop Zoomies
Great name
Russell Richardson
My prediction for 2025 is that the regulation podcast will help keep me sane.
Russell Richardson
I hate to say it, but I think the AI prediction already happened. đ
xXxPissxXxRatxXx
ERIC IS RIGHT!!! Andrew's picks, for the most part, are poxes on NEGG.
Al Myracle-Martin
According to their website itâs still 99 cents: https://drinkarizona.com/pages/about-us#:~:text=Even%20after%2025%2B%20Years,priced%2C%20at%20just%2099Âą.
Bert
I thought Arizona tea pulls its product from the store if they raise it above 99 cents?
Bert
Why itâs never gunna happen? You pick stuff you think will happen to win
Stockholm Child Kicker
I would love this
Stockholm Child Kicker
My prediction is that Gracie joins back up with the Regulation
Al Myracle-Martin
I donât think Andrew understands that 50% divorce rates means OVER THE LIFE OF THE MARRIAGE
Kyle Voltti
if the one who gets the highest number right is the Mostradamus does that make the one/ones who get the least right the Nostradumbass?
John Buffo
...Andrew...đ
Nick K.
Nick can get with Jack and help bring Extra Life back.
windyMelon
Andrew maths is always quite worrying
Noah Fairlie
Does Andrew think that every marriage has a 50% chance of failing every year?
Willie
Man, I think I would be genuinely upset with Andrew's divorce pick. It would definitely take me a moment
nd4spd1919
My prediction is that after more trouble, Geoff has to replace Gavin's car.
Sean Fiore
I needed some super chaotic energy this morning
Nina Kuurasuo
Is Gavin saying the AI will convince the human to "unplug" the AI or is he saying the AI will urge the human to commit s***cide?
Zee Sylvester
Really appreciate Andrew once again taking the role of heel.
Meese Hunter
A classic example of an Andrew what the fuck is wrong with you moment.
DeadColossus
ANDREW oh my god
Sablever
Take this man's Greg Card. Just take it away and let's pretend that first pick didn't happen. That, or have him do an apology video where he eats the pencil.
Diego Higuera
I agree with Eric and Andrewâs first option
Stephen Cevallos
All I can think of as I continue to listen to this is Greg Davies on Taskmaster yelling, âKeep it LIGHT!!!!â.
Stove
The gasp i let out when Andrewâs first pick came out, so excited for this video
Kevin Predmore
Thanks for the source! tbh it is so obviously apparent that half of marriages do not end in divorce every year that I didn't even bother looking it up lol
A98W
I think nick will win this
Chad Jorgenson
7 Minutes in and I want to give Andrew a lesson in statistical probabilities.
Katya
Andrew whyđ
Jacob Mullen
Eric to the company
Jared Totaro
They did. This was an invalid pick and I'm excited to see them argue about it
Mish
Didnât they already raise the Arizona tea price to $1.29??? Or am I just insane?
Jared Totaro
Andrew not eating the pencil is the kind of thing that'd end my friendship with him. Pisses me off every time I hear it.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
These two comments together are Art.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
For bonus points: to whom? (Person or category, your call.)
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
Yeah, nobody even asked him for a citation on that. It's nothing close to that. Here are real divorce statistics: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/
Liquor cause I know her
I thought for sure that after Andrews big opening that he was going to pick stuff like people's birthdays or things like that. But for his first pick to be a regulation divorce, oh I'm locked in
Jaimie Allmond
Eric is 100% correct. Because Andrew said âI came to winâ, then he wants it to happen, so that he could win. The fact that he chose it first means that itâs the one he believes most. Now I get where Andrew said he doesnât want it to happen, but his choice says other wise.
Mac199608
I mean what the fuck andrew
ThatoneGuyoverThere33
Holy crap, that was an insane first pick for Andrew
Will Fitzhugh
I just saw a âEat the Pencilâ bumper sticker so Iâm 100% in on Andrew eating the pencil.
Nicholas DeMarco
Andrew's first pick...
Jeremy Hixon
Jake Paul's government run will likely also mean getting back on cocaine.
Dylan Denesik
Andrews pick came out like a flashbang
Mikhail Davis
ANDREW! what the fuck!
Animelady501
I was silenced!!!
Ivan Mejia
Andrew does a face reveal should be on the list
Konoe A. Mercury
The thumbnail alone made me laugh so much đ
Kevin Predmore
Does Andrew think that 50% of married people get divorced every year???
Spummer
Praying for Robbie Williams' good health
Luna Egan
My bet is Andrew gets hitched in Vegas when the boys finally take their trip there, and heâll be the one getting a divorce
Robert Gibbens
This is where Andrew needs to use his Greg free card.
Sphinx_Jer
Andrew is Savage
Luna Egan
Okay wait Andrew knock it off wtf
Luna Egan
Iâm losing my mind. Honestly, thatâs a lil gross đŹ Iâm usually on Andrewâs side for his weird shit, but this one is icky especially bc two of the guys got married last year đ«Ł
Jacob Mullen
Take you bets on who gets divorced this year right here
Luna Egan
Fucking A Iâm so excited for this. Just started and already I love this
AhriNaut
Andrew's first pick really comes out swinging. Excited for this.
John Baker
Insane first pick omg
Adjoeby
Andrewâs first pick made me spit out my drink.