Involuntary Screams // Andrew's Mind Table [39] - Patreon Ad-Free
🕑 Added 2025-02-05 08:00:14 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about a nickname draft, nutmeg, Geoff's dog bite, sports penalties, helium, balloon backpacking, Gurpler, the table, No Scrumping & Protected by Falcons signs, Regulation Discord, Tuxedo fact, Gavin's drawing, tasting with fingertips, tongue glove, the Fruit Demon, Garth Brooks, and a Kelly Brook poster.
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TheKornThemCan
Flash backs to the garlic foot taste test
Rinnalla
**Delete my message if it’s not ok to talk about a Canadian true crime podcast** Time stamp around 50:00 ? There is a really good Canadian true crime podcast called Dark Poutine. They are from British Colombia, they focus on the victims and give little light to the attackers. There is a change in the second person, and I haven’t personally listened to them since Nov 2023. I caught up and started to listen to Cult Podcast and then got carried away with what they do as well as all the podcasts that Rooster Teeth people too.
Austin Ruhe
I never planned on becoming a comment leaver until right now but the table discussion had me laughing because I've always had my own image of exactly how they're seated in my mind since the very beginning. It's Geoff-upper left side, Gavin-lower left side, Andrew-upper right side, Eric-middle right side, Nick-lower right side.
Joe
This rules
CaptainGotty
Just went looking for the website to make sure I'm prepared for gurplers, and saw the unifarm pencil logo 🤣 that's awesome
Timothy James Martel
the bit about party city and fracking has me losing my breath laughing
Matthew Hughes
Andrew tripped on one of my most like ' this is dumb' things in society of how we waste and subsidize the shit out of Helium which is actually important to a lot of medical equipment on dumb bullshit like voice gags and children's parties. Also hell yeah, No scrumping.
John Bott
Andrew always comes out of left field with the wacky, has a diagram drawn he described, “nah you’re wrong” 😂
Eric Austin
The worst Canadian is easily tom mcdonald
Jacob Hoover
I guess Albert's nick name is BJs Brewhouse
Stonecoldcreamery316
Well I didn't know that, you learn something new everyday.
Glenn Fowler
If he was, it would have been recreationally. It needs to be declared to count
DiscardedNick
Eric 👎🏻
Fungal
I think Andrew wants a little crane gantry for his home
Jake Hoggen
Eric's right. New Zealander musician here, I've definitely never heard of Garth Brooks
Dijon
If the circles were bigger this convo wouldn’t happen 😂
Keira
Andrew saying the drawing is way off and completely wrong when the circles just need to shift down a bit is wild.
Keira
I always viewed them sitting at a long rectangular table. Geoff is at the head. Andrew is to Geoff's left around the corner. Gavin is to Geoff's right around the corner. Eric is at the foot of the table and Nick is to Eric's left around the corner (the same side as Andrew but several places down).
Michie Frank
I guess but really grew up in Canada and was a Canadian citizen for a very long time. But hey I don’t want to argue cause he sucks and we don’t want him anymore so South Africa can take him lmao
Stonecoldcreamery316
He's from South Africa.
Monkey Business
I agree with Andrew on the table bit.
Kevin Clarke
...and they still didn't put the Discord link in the description.
Offbeat Creates
New shirt idea. Crossover with 100% Eat: 100% NUT
VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL
You know what they say an apple a day keeps the root canal away
comment leaver.
Everyone knows Garth Brooks. For Australia it would be Kylie Minogue, Daryl Braithwaite, or John Farnham.
Nick K.
Normally I get what Andrew is getting at in these arguments but I just can’t get behind him on this one.
Lindsey Knee
New name: Andrew Pedantic
Chris Buckley
Andrew, you are insane.
Laundry
the fruit demon is a hard smash, undeniably i would stop eating fruit all together if you told me that guy would show up
Ronnoc
Great episode, before watching the episode I thought Maybe Dan would be a guest for some reason will we ever have a guest era?
cameron uli
Mr Blobby is definitely the British Demon.
Thomas
Wanted so bad for Gavin’s story about screaming on the plane to be related to sandwich reflections
SaY-DiST
I'm dying lmao
Kolby H.
As a long term fan, I just wanna say, I really g Hope to get a regulation guzzler, I was holding off buying the f**kface ones because of the name tbh, nothing like living with family
Adam Clarke
This has got to be one of the all time Andrew episodes
AArthriticGamer
Let me just say as a 72 year old Boomer who is trying his best to stay at least semi current, the worst words I can hear on a podcast is "check out our Discord", because try as I might I can't figure out Discord. I have asked for help, but it seems that within 20 seconds I'm being yelled at for one reason or another. I feel like Gavin trying to draw an image that Andrew describes.
Michie Frank
Elon Musk is the worst canadian?
Andrew Perez
Geoff and Gavin and Eric are in the mic room and Nick & Andrew are behind the one way mirror
Harrison Chin
Honestly surprised Gavin didn’t bring it up, but we’ve been able to create helium since the 50’s, the problem is that we do it with nuclear bombs
Harrison Chin
To be fair, we’ve been able to make helium from scratch since the 50’s. The problem is the thermonuclear explosion that comes with it
GolinSoul
Damn Geoff the regulation chief, head of the table
Bram Siguil
I love what you guys are doing and if it has to do with roosterteeth being purchased by burnie it won’t matter because when it was all said and done I went with f**kface so I’ll keep supporting whether or not you’re involved but burnie himself specified that he and Ashley are the “offfical owners” in their morning somewhere podcast and to leave anyone associated alone
Sam
Maybe Tim McGraw?
Vash583
I always mentally visualize the Howard Stern Show studio from around 2008. Geoff raised up in Howard's seat, Gavin sitting to his left in Artie's seat, Nick in Fred's seat, Andrew in Robin's glassed off area, and Eric either standing in the middle of the room on a mic or on the couch getting yelled at.
Consider Me Elijah
I've never thought of it from the perspective of a "table that they sit around." I typically just imagine each of their face cam angles when they speak.
[Your Name Here]
I'm 14 minutes in, Andrew's asking who makes helium, and I have to wonder whether he brought out the icy hot for this episode.
Astrid Fairwinds
Am I the only one who's first instinct about a tongue glove was for eating ass?
RegulationRat
Tom Mcdonald worst Canadian
John Traynor
Screaming Robert Pickton at the top of my lungs for worst Canadian
Mick 16
I love how andrew goes completely nuts when someone suggests to Andrew that the rest of us wont side with him. Hes always a man of the people in his mind
Ian W.
"Be sure to drink your Gurpletine"
Kyle Sheck
Andrew thinks scale is involved but no scale was discussed. No one asked "how many seats are on each side of the table?". Andrew always fails to share additional details he perceives as relevant because he forgets we all have different brains than him.
ViciousWarGoose
I am glad I am not the only one!
ViciousWarGoose
I am shocked nobody showed a picture of the Hindenburg
Joshua Neditch
I look forward to the new 100% Eat spinoff, 100% Nut where Michael, Jordan, Eric and Nick review different types of nuts.
Sphinx_Jer
Andrew is literally breaking my brain more then once a week now.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
But does hydrogen float?
BonemanZ
Andrew saying Gavin was completely wrong just because he read the spacing of the picture too literally is what makes this podcast so mentally frustrating but so enjoyable at the same time (on top of the helium conversion)
Tyler Achey
Andrew is absolutely wrong but I understand his thinking.... Unfortunately. He's too stuck thinking about the picture being literal in size while everyone else can understand people aren't circles
Potato
Andrew's right, next to means next to
Katya
You guys should absolutely watch the Nathan For You episode where they tie a bunch of helium balloons to an obese man so that he could ride a horse. Amazing stuff. Don't know if it's viable for a watchalong since the show is pretty recent and could cause copyright trouble... But please watch it on your own time, trust me
Schweet
Yes, but he's not a pedo. At least AFAIK.
Cullain Herring
Isn’t Justin Beiber Canadian?
Cullain Herring
You could argue Jack the Ripper is a kind of demon myth thing.
Cullain Herring
What’s this from? My guess was from a twin peeks game? As a homage to David linch
Cullain Herring
This was probably recorded before the news dropped
Kyle V
CAME BACK TO SAY THIS
Jacob B
Andrew is crazy ....
Andrew Wilson
I wonder when these guys will talk about the re-launch of rooster teeth
Sam
Gonna need a Gavin bad nut diagram
Sam
The video game screensaver is perfect for me. We just got a snowfall in Seattle.
Demetrius Ransfer
I think Nick was in the mask today
Goob
As a regulation vegan of 10years… I can get behind this fruit demon lore lol
Max Ruiz
I've never ever met anyone who thinks in the way Andrew does. He's wrong. But it's fascinating.
Cole
Did Andrew get hit in the head with a bat? Or huff cat piss and paint right before this episode?
ViciousWarGoose
The Circle of Life!
Jerry Potts
They batch record some episodes so probably hasn't happened in this episode's timeline 🤷♂️
ViciousWarGoose
Andrew is once again super ultra wrong. At a square table people don't bunch up, the whole point is to give you room to not be bumping into people. More than four people at a square table is odd.
Depholt
The scariest british demons are: Mr Noseybonk, the Demon Headmaster, and the original Bungle from Rainbow.
Alex Watson
It was crazy for andrew to say gavin drew it “wrong” but I was picturing it more like what gavin drew the second time. So andrew should’ve just said “basically but a little different spacing”
Jonathan Gonzalez
This was a 10 episode if I ever heard one!
SnowOrShine
Andrew immediately saying "Geoff and Nick are flipped" made it pretty clear how the table vibes was going
Christopher Ortiz
This is my first time leaving a comment on a Regulation Podcast. Not a first a time Comment Leaver. Just to say; Andrew, I do not agree with you on the table.
Josh O.
Voting For No Scrumping b/c I already have the Falcon sign!
megaman7010
Oh I guess I thought Gav lost the other nut. I didn't know it was stapled to his leg damn.
Boggin
I really want an Andrew explains science show, fuck it start with the Big Bang and go from there... Maybe have someone sane to point him in the right direction
Aiden Wharton
There isn't a link for the discord....
Scythe
burnie bought Rooster teeth?
Amber Roper
The ending omfg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Michael Smith
Did they bleep the Burnie news?
Schweet
Worst Canadian? Drake.
Raider the Animator
I get Andrew, the problem was that he didnt explain his friends would sit closer to him, he thought it was implied. AND he jumped to saying "ITS COMPLETELY WRONG" when everyone was on their correct side of the table. Poor guy, I feel for you Andrew.
Raider the Animator
You dont fuck with monsters young man?
Alex Moore
I picture it more like I’m also in the room with them. Gavin is directly to my right. Geoff is in front of me to my left. Andrew is directly in front of me. Nick is a distance behind Andrew. And Eric is directly to Andrew’s left, my right. I’ve always pictured them this way, just never thought about it I guess
Kyle V
GAV GOT FOOD CUCKED BY RAY WITH THE PIZZA
Ampoth
Andrew, I do not agree with you. I have never not agreed with you more.
Taylor Hickey
Wat
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads! Regulation Algorithm comment!
Chaz Surfboard
Waiting for the flood of RT revival comments. Edit: Eric at 14:10 on today is WILD
Kyle V
Nothing made more sense than the homeschool reveal by him. Once he said that; it all made sense
Marty Richau
I think Nick was in the mask today.
Haylee Flight
Andrew: "I think people agree with me on this one" Me: "Ohh, I do, do I? Okay" lmao
Kyle V
Geoff it's not that Albert is a hockey guy. I just think he's not a Boston guy (smartest dog alive)
Raider the Animator
Some people will be looking to fuck Eric's G-string demon 👉👌💕
A98W
Andrew is the gift that keeps on giving
Benjamin Garner
Andrew is a fucking mad lad about the table lol.
Tilgare
I seriously fucking lost it at square table. I'm wiping tears I laughed so hard. 10/10 episode.
Dirk Van Daele
Helium is created with Alpha decay. Alpha decay is save, it can be stopped by a sheet of paper. The helium created is not radioactieve. The source uranium or thorium will also have beta and gamma decay which is more dangerous.
Preston Collins
Andrew “Why don’t we just create an element from scratch” Panton
Jeremy Hixon
Trevor and Alfredo should do a Red Web episode on the fruit demon.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
Oh man, the drawing and Andrew's responses. You are a crazy person, Andrew.
Dirk Van Daele
The universe is filled with 75% of hydrogen and 25% helium by the Big Bang. The rest is only 1%. Our sun is fusing hydrogen atoms together to form helium. Helium is abundant, but not on Earth. Helium is noble gas, very stable atom that do not combine with other atoms to form molecules. You van split a water molecule in H2 and O2, that is not possible with helium. It only exist in pure helium form, which is the second lightest element, so it escape our atmosphere. The only helium on Earth is trapped in rocks. Once released it is gone. When we live on the Moon we can harvest helium from it surface, put there by solar winds. It is only on Earth that helium amount is restricted.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
"Is this a bit?"
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
Listening to Andrew sort through how elements work, asking things like "does this gas that's lighter than air - it's right there on the fucking periodic table of elements - float?", makes me feel like I'm going insane.
Gam3r009
Food cuck
Darth-Jasonus
I guess the Australian one's would be Jimmy Barnes (I imagine that internationally he'd mainly be recognised as the screaming cowboy from that meme song a few years back) or John Farnham (legendary voice, legendary mullet.)
Andie
This one was a 10/10
Spoon
Gavin McInnes is the founder of the proud boys and Canadian. He’s at least one of the worst contemporary Canadians
Leilani Tuala
That would be awesome
Variam
Sometimes it really shows that Andrew was homeschooled 😂
ScottS
Is it possible to do a double-sided sign?
Dirk Bogan
Does Hydrogen Floats On Water? Also I have to add... GEIFF might be the hardest I've laughed at anything from this podcast or the old one, and I cannot explain why
Jacob Collier
Gavin has the most Tom (from Tom and Jerry) -ass screams I've ever heard from a real person.
Leilani Tuala
Andrew talking about he not the reins guys but I feel like her constantly will take them without being fully prepared or just give like a sentence
Michael Smith
We're gonna need those geoff dicks isolated.
M 7
Having a regulation anxiety attack tonight, so this couldn't be more well timed.
Andee
Let’s gooooo!
SirFriesFried
Its Zimm o'clock