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Dustin Natoniewski

Gavin kind of almost-predicted the surprise Oblivion Remaster in this epsiode. Crazy.

Raider the Animator

Well im glad to hear you have a soloution for yourself. Im younger then Gav, im not trying to say im sizeable or anything but gripping the base and pulling does very little for me. Too meaty. It is what I first tried when I started having this problem in early 20's

C G

Alert options: Taylor Swift album, Beyoncé album, new apple that's a cross between cosmic crisp and something else, some announcement Burnie makes

Matthew Hughes

Much as I loved RT all the splinter groups I follow anyway are doing very well independently for themselves and I see no special reason why they would want to fold back in. I am sure Bernie has ideas but yeah that era has come and gone.

BernNotice

"Hearing Geoff 'end it' and there's still 12 min left" is my favorite form of this podcast

BernNotice

Glad to see someone else pondering this hahahaha

Regulation Brenton

I get it, but a gentle grip on the bottom of shaft, move up to tip once like getting the last of toothpaste, then dab with paper, clears the pipes right out. I've never needed to poke balls or gooch, and I'm Gav's age, haha.

Raider the Animator

I dont think you understand my man. When you get older, pee gets stuck in your pipe. Its not something you can wipe. You have to push the gooch behind your balls (as Gavin said badly with the mini fist push) to try and push out internal pee. Its just not 100% effective and slips out over the course of time

John Samuel

After completely catching up on this pod after starting on episode 1 of FFace in September of last year, I just have to say this is one of the best episodes. Also super stoked to be getting my Gurpler and Protected By Falcons sign!

Malignant Toaster

☝️

Yamori

I'm gonna be honest I had trouble determining where the head of the table was when I made my mind table. Lol

Lord Jonathan the Ace the third Esquire Jr

Andrew obviously doesn't know that Roman Reigns is the head of the table ☝🏼

Summer

8.05/10. I agree that the last few minutes carried it over the barrier to a Solid episode.

Chase Pendleton

Glad someone said it haha

Joshua Neditch

The dribbling after peeing is so fucking annoying!

Alex C

Geoffs window's 95 comment had me dying alongside with nick

Dravan Smith

So....does gavin think piss is stored in the balls?

Brianna Smith

I’m in the same boat as Andrew with the age and shoulder pain😭 I’m a fellow ‘94 baby and now that I’m 30 I fucked up a tendon in my right shoulder from carrying bags upstairs that were too heavy. It hurt for three days then I stretched wrong, heard a pop and lost most of the mobility in my arm for like two days. It’s gotten better with just rest but you apparently gotta get an MRI to be sure if it doesn’t go away :/ I’m hoping you’ll start to feel soon too Andrew

Jeff Freeman

The onion smell in the car is reminding me of the b.o. episode of Seinfeld lol

Vash583

so... does Graysie count as a guest or a part of the team?

ZAP3150

Emergency podcast should be something like a new apple launch

BeardedMcCabe

Loved everything, GTA and table talk all the way through, solid 9.5/10

John Bott

Never forget that Eric was using the Time Machine around new years

Wolf King

there is a air purifier that smokers use that does so well at canceling bad smells. You can get them at smoke shops and they work wonders!

Cat Wack

Highly recommend replacing the car’s air filter 👍🏻👍🏻

Sarah Dawn Richardson

"HOW DOES A SQUARE HAVE AN END!?" New favourite Gavin quote just dropped.

Jacob Hoover

10.1 episode for me Andrew's mind palace is the universe's greatest mystery 🤣

Kristen

In terms of them collaborating with other RT people on the podcast - I either zoned out and missed where they said it, or the guys forgot about the Jacktros, a very missed bit but also understand why it went and stayed away.

Regulation Brenton

These guys really just need to dab pee with a bit of toilet paper, solves the problem right up. Gav is already half way there by peeing sitting down, just wipe! It's hygienic and convenient, not feminine.

Lissypoo

Was anyone else expecting squinkles to be a chocolate?

david ashizawa

News alerts for new apple variants

Marco aka SillyFaceZero!

Thanks dude! Took it to a paint splat room!

Joe

This rules 9.36/10

Sam

Push on the gooch to get that last little bit out efficiently.

PersianBeatz

I like the idea of looking out for just any emergency. I also really like the idea of calling your dog a nerd

Anthony

I love Andrews energy in this episode

AArthriticGamer

For a while this episode was right in my wheelhouse. Geoff telling Gavin that his piss problem will only get worse is right on target. So you can only imagine the stories this 72 year old has to tell. Stories that begin with Urologist, and then proceed to medications, and then moves on to things like TURP and Rezum, then for me ending with PTNS. Go ahead and Google, but if you are a male be ready for some serious wincing.

Chris Buckley

Hot Dog emergencies.

DeadlyLothen

I'm wondering what kind of vehicle it was. The cabin filter micron size could be so small that it caught the sulfuric acid from the onions and is trapped in the filter media.

JVSakura

I feel Andrew should lose his “Get Out of Greg” Card for that table debacle…..I feel he just used it up.

Lia DeKesthler

Ok, so I didn't do a Regulation comment last week about my mind table but I have also had them sitting around a table sometimes in my head. Sometimes they are home in there offices, especially when they are talking about stuff at home. My mind table has always been round though and I think that is a very good choice for this group as evidence from Andrew not being able to draw his own mind table out. I have Nick a little more isolated because he has all the recording equipment. The rest of the order to the left is Eric, then Andrew, Gavin and Geoff. Andrew, Gavin and Geoff are all closer together.

DeadlyRobit

10/10

Consider Me Elijah

that thumbnail mind table is absolutely my mind table.

Sam

Is everyone in Regulation okay? It seems like there's some regulation listening going on.

A Gastly Gengar

The great thing about the squinkles saga, is I saw them in the store years ago, never tried them, but every once and a while would just think about that silly name actually being the name of a product, say it to myself, and laugh to myself a bit. Still never tried them.

Brian Vanderpoool

Oooh for some reason I thought he was saying to push his balls up which was crazy to me

Rachel F

Last 20 minutes was wild. 10/10

Raider the Animator

I love you all so much guys 😂 Perfect 10/10 episode. You all mix really well and contribute perfectly 🤌 Andrew, never change ❤

Sam

Can't believe Andrew pulled a Gavin and got confused about their mind table.

Raider the Animator

Dude thats what he meant by the mini fist pushing behind the balls. I do this too! Didnt know it was doctor reccomended though, thats awesome 👍

Eric Williams

Wouldn’t it be a lot easier if the mind table was a circle? Love the needless complication. I think my brain is broken. 😂

TimShaw19284163519

The head of the table is wherever Geoff is sitting Also I can't breathe after that ending!

Larz

I am in tears and neeeeed more table talk!!

Brosao

I’m man enough to admit this. I literally made this comment right before the clip.. you’re right the clip was amazing lmao

Brian Vanderpoool

Gavin I had bladder cancer. Doctor showed me a trick to put your finger behind your testicles, and then push lightly while moving forward to your testicles. This will put pressure on your urinary tract and help guide the piss out. Or just piss your pants who cares.

Jacob Okeefe

the end absolutely shot it right back up to a 9. Gavin yelling while Andrew just stays silent sent me

Jacob Okeefe

idk seeing the trebuchet clip made it all worth it imo

Kyle Peles

First time comment leaver listened to this on a cruise. Solid 8.5

Torien Miles

Regulation acknowledgment

Victor Cuellar

Geoff what if you change out the cabinet air filter. For everyone that loved the skwinkles try them with a agua nieve or mangonada. The sauce is called chamoy.

Dinkleberg65

Geoff's laugh truly is one of the most magical things of all time. It fills me with so much joy listening to him lose his shit like he did around the 1 hr mark.

Cameron Johnson

as a long time RT fan, its insane that so many idiots want to come ask ex RT staff if they are going back, use your fucking brain morons. they got something else going and its better

L Rock Micks

At least 40% of y'all need regulation speech therapy*

Brosao

Andrew’s GTA ‘story’ sucked, dragged way too long, and was pointless. Anyone find this funny or deems it necessary to be talked about it a pod lol…

David Dippong

Set up a Google alert or something for a new Apple (fruit) drop or a new skwinkle release

Asaxybard

I don't even need them to stop all game talk, mainly just GTA talk because I have zero interest in the game and it's the worst thing they put out imo. Yes games are part of their lives but the podcast usually is about the nongaming aspects which is what I subscribe for. Just feels shitty to have several episodes of "we should keep the GTA talk outside of the podcast" and the next episode starts with a 15 minute bit that went nowhere and felt like it could have been discussed pre-episode.

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads! Regulation Algorithm comment!

Ethan

that gta clip is awesome

Noah Hamon

I was thinking the bidet fist was to just nudge the balls out of the way from getting sprayed

B.T. Express

In my mind its more like a series of podiums you're all standing at

Mr. Geebman

Hearing them start wrapping up but still seeing 15 min left always gets me so excited

Alex Watson

50:53-50:20 felt like it had so many “ya” sighs

Megan

I honestly think I would go insane if I had to work with him

ScoobDrew

Andrew saying, "I'll put it together..." About the mind table sounded like he was reluctantly busting into an IKEA box to make an actual table

CaptainGotty

I'm so glad regulation isn't rejoining RT. I love RT, will still support Burnie, but this has been my favorite IP to come out of that entire company.

Raider the Animator

I think miners wore bandanas before cowboys and bandits

xXxPissxXxRatxXx

While Wikipeevia is good, may I suggest calling it “petty files”?

Raider the Animator

It was more about not spoiling future content we'd have to wait at least a month for its release, rather then stopping talking about videogames as much? Videogames are quite core to each of their lives, I dont think they can avoid it, sorry.

Raider the Animator

Great shirt in that pic dude!!!

Noah Fairlie

My god, that makes a lot more sense, he sounded insane asking for a ball bag bashing

Raider the Animator

Nah man, he means the gooch spot directly behind the balls. Thats where you press to try and clear your pipe... you'll understand when you're older as geoff says 😅

Raider the Animator

That would be cool, but I dont think the guys have clips to show, or enough time to just free roam GTA till something fun happens that they can clip

Zach Giguere

The Head of the Table is Roman Reigns

Marco aka SillyFaceZero!

…. Honestly a high 9. This episode was full send.

Asaxybard

I was really hoping we'd be done with GTA talk in episodes after several episodes of being like "we should talk about games less in the podcast." Opening 15 minutes was a 2/10, though it immediately increased once the games talk ended

Alex Caza

If Gavin is still dealing with swallowing air (aerophagia), I've heard the V-COM attachment can be useful! https://getvcom.com/ Not affiliated in any way. Just a fellow CPAPer who has done a lot of research.

Kyle V

Andrew "I turned my phone on at 6pm" Panton says he CHECKS HIS PHONE FREQUENETLY??? Andrew "I'm not a phone guy" Panton????

Noah Fairlie

Does Gavin think pee is stored in the Balls?

Crohnenberg

Got this idea while listening to the GTA clip Andrew shared, what about a “Show N Tell” series where yall react to each others clips so we can see what happens and hear the reaction?

David Mead

The top of the tank is called the turret.

samuel, hallball, killhall

The whole problem with this is that Andrew doesn't know what the top or head of the table means. Because he's not thinking of a top-down situation, he's thinking of a literal horizontal looking from his perspective where he's actually the head of the table

WeeStev0

New dog breed drop should be your alert alarm

samuel, hallball, killhall

Gavin, usually that's a problem when you get it in the first week, and the doctor/technician is helping you with settings, and attachments not months after.

Alan Reynolds

There is no head of a square table IMO, a long rectangular table the head would be on one of the short ends with a fancy chair.

Archery Contest

Nobody: Andrew: popcorn

Mick 16

I knew it was gonna be an all timer when theyre wrapping up and there's still 10 minutes left

netsharc

Isn't a pet peeve, a peeve that you nurture and take care to keep "alive", so, similar to keeping a pet?

terry thorpe

Is this a goonies reference

kevin regier

Andrew is such a agent of chaos sometimes

Dirk Bogan

Andrew: "so as you can clearly see..." the image on-screen 1:06:57

Anthony Dewitt

After ten years I came back to gta online and honestly I’m having a blast. Honestly I’m pretty sure you can’t fly as high with heavier vehicles like the tank. The plane physics in the game can be wild sometimes. I still love hearing you guys say skwinkles. Usually it’s chamoy, but I could be wrong. Andrew continues to be a gem. I’m just honestly surprised he isn’t using his Greg card to get out of this. But I’m so glad he hasn’t.

Silvester

Ozone might help with the smelly car, should be available at mechanics

Nathan Sweatt

They're called tracks not trucks

Knockout Nunez

Knew Gav wouldn’t like the skwinkles. Someone gotta Mexican my boy up

Jacob Collier

34:24 I thought Andrew was gonna say have Gavin come over and use his nose as a sort of vacuum cleaner to suck up all of the onion air out of the car.

Regulation Brenton

You high bro?

M 7

Glad to hear regulation has no plans to be consumed by roosterteeth 3.0

Andee

Let’s gooo!!

Tim

Gurp!

SirFriesFried

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