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Gurp Durpler

GEOFF FOR FUCKS SAKE BUY A WATER BOTTLE

VaelysAU

Geoff, take some prostate health supplements for fucks sake.

Sarah

Omg no thank you hahaha I’m 33 this year, guess I’ve got some more fun things to look forward too 😂

Rinnalla

It happens to women as well, but I just squeeze lol. At 35, I’m starting to have problems as well, I pee and sit for a bit then pee again and hold my belly and push in and down. I think kegals are a good thing to do and should be done often, REMEMBER TO BREATHE lol

Sarah

The first ten minutes of this being just piss talk and makes me glad I don’t have a penis

GordoniousCrnch

I read an article about a contractor who was using the buckets of wall plaster mix for number ones, I think that guy is the DNA bandit

Benjamin Wells

Yes Gurplid please! Only reason I didn’t get a Gurlper was my dodgy hands!

HartMurmur

I'd so happily buy a Gurplid. Absolutely.

Patrick Mcgowan

get a water bottle with a lid?

raychle

ahh that makes sense. thanks!!

Israel Maldonado

They gotta make a shirt!! Lol if they can legally I'd buy a survivor shirt for our Pencil Judge!!

Sean Kathrein

Geoff should get a human sized hamster water bottle thing attached to his bedframe so he can't drop it

Hayden

Love you Andrew, but you gotta eat that pencil man…

Lord Jonathan the Ace the third Esquire Jr

Maybe we try drinking water before bed and after you pee in the middle of the night.

Katya

According to google it's zero sugar, same amount of caffeine

Astrid Fairwinds

Aren't the white ones no caffeine? Or are they no sugar?

Apathetic_Titan

One turn of Mario Party a day? That’s ridiculous, imo.

Thomas

Love the idea that Andrew wants to fix the Herman Miller on his own. We should get monthly updates on his progress for the next year or two.

Katya

Wait they all just glossed over the fact the Geoff got up at 3 in the morning and decided to drink a *heavily caffeinated energy drink* before trying to go back to bed?? Is this normal?

Summer

42/50

AEPSchmitt

The Mechanick is such a great name

Andy A

I really didn't like the way Geoff announced Wemby missing the rest of the season. He sounded a bit giddy. 59:20

Jeffrey Saari

Nostradamus repicker? How many wheels?

laul

oh dear geoff has gone senile

Julie-Anne

Need need need need need a sippy cup lid with straw for my gurpler. Please.

comment leaver.

I laughed so much at the stun gun stuff i pulled a muscle. 😂

Trevor Deal

Well... I found out why Geoff needs to go to the dentist every other week. Stop drinking energy drinks and lemonaid in the middle of the night and letting that stuff eat at your teeth while you sleep. Water... drink water.

Roger Flynn

Not until this day have I ever, of all things, openly said out loud, in exasperation "Andrew!!" until he described the concept for Mario Party March. The daily advent videos were one thing, but Oh My God, this is madness.

Cordyceps

ROME WASNT BUILT IN A FEW DAYS. IT TOOK CENTURIES. Give us the Slurpler. The sippy cup lid variant.

BernNotice

A smidgen of potential additional torment to Geoff's deja vu Nightmare - imagine he stops spilling stuff in the waking world, then has a dream where something spills but he realizes it's a dream and doesn't freak out or clean the mess, only to wake up later having pissed the bed 🤣

Mick 16

I had to sit down when Andre pulled the pencil clip. Like i started having cold sweats. INSANE TWIST.

Astrid Fairwinds

I don't watch Survivor anymore. I'd watch this.

Astrid Fairwinds

Andrew! I grew up in Nanaimo there's a number you call and they'll come take your dump garbage!

Astrid Fairwinds

Honestly I LOVED the Advent content. I don't know how it'll play out using Mario Party. Especially with the logistics of everyday recording.

Astrid Fairwinds

The word Slurper makes my brain think something different. It makes me think of a recessed lid that forces you to slurp your liquid.

Lissypoo

I’ve been suggesting this for ages I want the slurpler. It’s the gurpler with a lid and a straw.

Russell Richardson

Good name

Russell Richardson

I wanna see a full Mario party video. A snippet a day sounds like….a tease

Dinkleberg65

Your name reminds me of early 2000s Crabcore style song names and I love it haha

Joshua Neditch

Geoff is bricked up with blood 😂

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Nicodemus

Please please please make this happen!!!!

ViciousWarGoose

Andrew needs a Queer Eye style makeover of his life. Call it Regulation Eye for the Nanaimo Guy and film it, grand field trip for everyone to Canada.

Regulation Enjoyer

If the regulation crew heads up north to help Andrew out I will volunteer my truck so they can haul out all the shit he doesn't need laying around anymore. We need to get Andrew's house in order

Jeffrey Saari

I think Geoff has to be a 2 hand drinker at bedtime

Cameron Johnson

ive doing what Gav is describing for like 5 years now, best method to get all teh piss out

Jeffrey Saari

23:58 Double moron killed me

MaplexSyrup

I don’t understand how people say Andrew is the crazy one. Gavin is questioning why Andrew would fill up a cup of water and take it with him to his desk. Lol

MaplexSyrup

I just want to be known that a shower funnel is essentially just a cup.

Nijabunny

Kinda random but are y’all gonna be doing Summer Movies draft again this year?

BagOfRaccoons

Bring back Taze Fist.

Alex Tucker

I might be behind on this but I noticed that in the list at the end there was an Adam R Savage. That isn't "the" Adam Savage from Mythbusters fame, is it? I know he and Gavin "collabed" on Slow Mo Guys but it would be awesome if that really is him that's subscribed.

Daniel Brown

Imagine that the guy wins and calls Andrew out at the winning ceremony

Trent Shubirg

I am like pretty sure this is city skylines in case you wanted to play. its very fun but can get complicated later on with traffic. And it is on gamepass.

raychle

17:20 theyre building something new... this is fascinating

Cole

Nick, please stream The Last of Us 2 again. 🥺

Eric Williams

I just saw the video with Taran talking about him and Shauhin Davari enjoying the podcast and I lost it. Such a small world. Everyone else being so confused about what eat the pencil means was great.

raychle

an entire building just disappeared at 8:03-8:04.......

Raider the Animator

💯 This has been years in the making. Like the first Avengers movie - I cant wait for the mind table to assemble around Andrews bed 🙏

Mikayla Matz

Some people have to take the car keys away from their elderly parents, Millie faces the unique challenge of taking away the cups.

Willsy

Why is Geoff drinking fizzy drinks at 2am. Insane behaviour

Turbo

Mjugnir?

Alexander LaCount

What about a sippler for your gurpler

Devin Rittenhouse

I've designed a 3D printed Gurpler lid (and coaster in the shape of a home base) and posted them in the Discord and Reddit! Check them out and if you guys like them, I'd love to send you all one.

B.T. Express

The lawyer reveal is absolutely insane! Can't wait for him to be first one voted off.

Joe

This rules 8.214/10

Daniel Hodder

They talked about doing a Survivor Cast and this is absolutely the perfect time to do a supplemental series were they react/discuss this season of Survivor.

Sean

I just cup my hands and drink while my hand cup fills

Milkasaurous

If I'm not mistaken, that's Cities: Skylines (it's basically modern SimCity).

Ezrah

Dan's friend is great lately

I shouldn't have smoked that Giant Zaza pack, now I'm trapped in the Budokan with Johnny Ace. HELP

I'm so happy that 2025 Geoff's drinking problems is just him spilling soda in the night

BigJay

What is the background game this week?

james cullen

Andrew will eat the pencil this year!

Summer

how many of you are doing kegels as you read this?

I shouldn't have smoked that Giant Zaza pack, now I'm trapped in the Budokan with Johnny Ace. HELP

just got off my overnight job straight into the podcast, let's fucking go

Josh Robbins

The conversation at the end of the stream about nitro was hilarious.

Libby Goldstein

Andrew's clip was an incredible pull.

Paul Davenport (Caboose)

8 minutes 20 seconds why not just use a cattle prod

Alan Reynolds

If you buys buy Geoff that mug please make him use a straw, at 1-3am I do not want him dropping it on his face and possibly knocking some teeth out.

Mick 16

Having a gurpler lid like those metal coffee cups with like a little slide slit would literally be a dream to me

KVLT

I feel like this might be something of a bit killer, but I don't think there could be any argument that a pencil was eaten if Andrew just ate one of these https://candycrave.com/products/sweetzone-strawberry-pencils-tub-100x10p

Chilotecon

The video of the century everybody meeting Andrew how he lives would be the greatest single event of all time

Steve Davis

My family was once featured in a local newspaper for having Christmas in July since it was the only time we were able to get all the families together. I'm so down for Christmas in July!

Stove

The Gurplid was something my girlfriend and i were just discussing yesterday as she tried my new gurpler and spilt her drink all over the living room, will definitely be purchasing if produced!

WeeStev0

The best decision I have made in life, was to stop listening to this podcast while eating food. Back into the piss era

Milkasaurous

Having finally acquired my first gurpler on Gurpltines Day, I can now truly appreciate the suffering that Geoff has gone through in his story this episode. The first thing I did when mine arrived, was purchase a 12 case of 12oz iced tea cans. I went to the freezer and emptied an ENTIRE tray of ice cubes (albeit, they are slightly smaller than regulation cubes) into the gurp, and then proceeded to be able to dump 2 full cans into it a well. So, they can hold well over 42oz of drink, without an issue. The other thing that the gurpler has since taught me: I have the ability to piss quite a lot and quite often, when given the correct circumbstances.