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Andy

Eric, I just want you to know I heard your "he wants to pee like you" during the King Louie urine knuckle and I appreciated it.

Robert Gibbens

Listening to it again, I really love experiencing Gavin being right about cuck.

Keefin Bickmore

I’m really sad I not only didn’t get a gurpler but also no shirt! Love the podcast but want more merch at least a shirt

Exit8Jake

Thank you, Geoff, for making me the crazy person laughing to himself on the subway.

raychle

not to throw eric under the bus, but i noticed that he was very quiet during the "collab" conversation, which is interesting because he says that word in a way that none of the others do. he pronounces it "CŌ-lab" with the emphasis on the first syllable, and i can't be the only one who has strong feelings about that. just something to think about

Chip Clip

I love how much Nick sounds like he’s just a heckler in the crowd. It’s so funny that his audio sounds like he’s 20 feet away from

Michael Gerald

Eric keeps saying lower numbers and I’m just screaming 10 at my phone between literally rolling on the floor, laughing. Best episode in recent memory.

ambrug

this is one of my favorite episodes so funny from start to finish

IcePokeTwoSoon

I am at 15:26. If they don’t use the word “Perineum” or “Taint” or even “Gooch” im going to lose it.

VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL

The head of the table is wherever Roman Reigns is currently. Just for clarification.

sugarpuss

just before this came out, I had relistened to the orangutang episode. they always come full circle

sparkbears

Yeah!

ProjectSpartan

10.10! Keep it up guys. Wife was asking what I was laughing so hard at. Then said she had not heard me laugh so gutturally in a long time. This is a new 16

Murk

Just please be extra careful with the tongue sleeves regarding Choking Hazards. Please. Also.. oh my god. I think this is a top 5 episode, including FF. Jesus H Christ. Thank you for the joy. (Also. I lobby for Ireland as the country. Even funnier that it's an English speaking country)

dee.pree

Was it this one, or last? Idk, but Canada defeating USA in hockey would have been a great Emergency Podcast for new hockey fan Geoff and Regulation Canadien Andrew!

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Arielle G

What a ride

ViciousWarGoose

Valid point, but only a real problem for those monsters who flush with the toilet lid open and don't cover their toothbrushes or put them in a medicine cabinet. This though as well is negated by having the toilet in its own tiny room, and not storing your toothbrush ON the toilet.

Russ

I’m 29 and I do the nut knuckle thing every pee

Nova

Gavin's piss boy again

HartMurmur

I know it's not the way the game works, but, around the 59:20 mark, Nick's voice sounds odd. I really thought he was going to announce he was in the mask.

Aja Gurney

Everytime someone mentions washing their hands before peeing, i think of Michael Shannon in The Shape of Water https://youtu.be/FxdW8HjpSpc?si=2-W_AXAqu-nl0gqP

StealthReaper

Absolute 10/10 the more unhinged the better

laul

oh my god this episode is a 100/10 im crying. “do you think a beaver mouth cucks its stomach?” no question is a brand new sentence never uttered or written before

Israel Maldonado

Title should've been Risky Business Lol

Anna-Kaisa Taipale

This was a one crazy episode and we love it!

Raider the Animator

I know this is sincere, but I read this and laughed out loud in the middle of a train station ❤😂

Roger Flynn

47:55 The same Shelby we all know and love from AH/LP???

Michael Smith

The use of X in collaboration with things means cross. Japan calls that symbol a cross. So something crossed with another. It's not a math symbol.

Rage Fueled

The lower Eric’s score goes, the higher mine gets.

Vash583

After reading comments, I kinda feel like half of this audience views this show, and 100% Eat much differently than myself.

AArthriticGamer

Eric and I have very different ways of rating episodes. To me the more an episode goes off the rails the funnier, thus higher rated, the episode is.

Murk

I am the same age as Gavin.. and hearing Andrew discussing his lack of familiarity with piss assistance almost made me sad. It just suddenly occurred to me the naivity and happiness he still gets to experience.. and also realised what's in store for him.. age gets us all my internet friends.

Joe

This Rules 9.384/10

Yamori

Wait it's not "orangutang"?

Dag Notland

10/10 episode, had me in tears 🤣 unhinged and mad

Brianna Smith

Groan tube as the handle for the ball knuckler

Tish Tucker

This is definitely a 10/10 episode 😝

Jonathan Williams

Oo-bee-doo…I don’t want to be like you

Chase Pendleton

A napkin on the table for the ketchup???? Geoff you are unwell and need water lmao

Chase Pendleton

I’m confused, eric is not next to andrew in the fan oic that says idiot lol

Furitaurus

I'm 100% with Geoff on people saying 'za' instead of Pizza and also 'colab'. Fuck those abbreviations.

dingdong45

Was this real?

SirLordNiko

Same, but at 17:32

SirLordNiko

17 mins into the eps and it’s a 11/10

Summer

you clean your mouth in the room you shit

Summer

geoff seemed to take umbrage with the word “collaborate” in general in this context

Cullain Herring

Comment 100 wwooo

Jake Hoggen

"Don't peel a grape" sounds like an idiom that doesn't exist. Like, useful skills from one thing might not be able to be applied to something else, so don't go willy nilly peeling grapes.

Summer

100%. germ theory is just propaganda and Semmelweis was a Big Soap shill.

Joshua Neditch

Wait, is that what happened with Achievement Hunter? It was still AH everywhere else, but got changed to Dog Bark in the US? 😂

Summer

that’s what a butt lift is. they just make more room for poop.

Summer

🙅🏻

Summer

chill friend. lots of people were at work and couldn’t just drop everything or didn’t even have access to phones/computers/internet. I’m hoping they do some weekend releases for that reason. choose compassion next time.

Kyle Ruiz

Hey guys just checking in. I'm at 25:26. My sliders at a 10

Chelle P

I thought this was safe to watch on my lunch break at work, so imagine my surprise when a diagram of a flacid penis took up the whole screen for what felt like an eternity 😂

Fi lmy

I hope one day to 👈Calab 👉 with Geoff on something

David Mead

Funny as always 🤣 Thanks guys.

John Roth

Eric is wrong, this episode is like an 8

BernNotice

Thanks for the diagram, Gavin 😆 You're still as weird as ever, but at least we know YOU know pee isn't stored in the balls 👍

Torey Rubin

Never laughed harder! Andrew mocking Gavin’s accent for a nano second when he asked him about rotting fruit 🤣

GlazedMcGuffin

That was unhinged! This might be a new introduction point for sharing the pod with friends.

Jacob Hoover

Piss Boy Gavin is back

Tim Lyen

All Gavin had to say was "push the button" and I think everyone would get it

Kristopher Lindsey

That's what I thought. I'm probably wrong, but man it really sounded muffled at the end there

Jacob Okeefe

Andrew’s argument about washing his ears is certifiably insane

Jacob Okeefe

he has to announce it at the end so sadly not this time

CaptainGotty

I wish I was the one to rename the podcast, cause I'd just change it back to F**kface 🤣

Riley Pearsall

The mix of nouns and verbs in Andrew’s fruit sins is sending me—it’s like having “overeat” instead of “gluttony”

sparkbears

Good lord, it's not like Wyatt was making a big stink about it. No need to be a pissy piss pot.

ViciousWarGoose

The only exception would be if the toilet is in it's own small room with a closable door, that is how my main bathroom is. Even then, the bathroom is not a food place.

sparkbears

Ah, but it's also where he bathes! So that cancels out the shit? Maybe not.

Janna

What a wild episode.

EssKayAye

Coming back to listen again like a cuck doesn't make any sense. Regulation cucking would be like if we let our friend listen to the show instead and then describe it to us.

Picklebub

Gav is describing something I do every piss. Mine is more of a gentle upward push of the ballbag and gooch upward, it does in fact get extra pee dribbles out.

RegulationRat

8.2 ep

RegulationRat

Is listening to a podcast just being a conversation cuck?

ViciousWarGoose

Yes, Bernie enunciated it very clearly, the whole word

Kevin Mendez

Also everyone was dumb during the ketchup discussion why are we ignoring the 3rd dimension and not just piling some fries on top of each other to make some space

Kyle Rennie

8.5

Kevin Mendez

The slider was all over the place this episode lmao

ViciousWarGoose

Andrew doesn't have a leg to stand on with his use of the bathroom as a kitchen essentially. It is insane and gross to have food in a bathroom at all in any capacity. That is where you shit. Don't eat where you shit.

Adam

Get a second lid for your drink and put the ketchup on it.

Patrick Mcgowan

andrew and nick are the worst in this episode. also geoff specifically said his problem was with the abbreviation of 'collaboration' and then still said burnie used a dogshit word even though burnie literally said the full word. whatever

SaY-DiST

My best friend eats orange peels. He's from Australia, if that matters

Misty Benavidez

Sorry, I think you should wash your hands after using the restroom no matter what. It's just good hygiene and you're touching so much in your day to day just leading up to that. I'd be grossed out by anyone who went into a restroom and didn't wash their hands before coming back out. I'm with Geoff, I'll wash my hands before going to the bathroom sometimes because my hands are dirty. I can feel the grime sometimes and I don't want to have dirty hands around my privates when they're clean.

ViciousWarGoose

Totally agree. That is the great benefit of a self opening and flushing toilet.

ViciousWarGoose

Eric is the small angry podcast demon, he hates fun and nice things.

Sean Fiore

Fuck you Eric this 10/10 not a 6.5/10. Can wait to get cucked next week

Dijon

I’ve knuckled a time or two

Kyle Schweitzer

I’m going to argue that you save more time saying collab versus saying za

Raty Boy Troy

Andrew?

Marco aka SillyFaceZero!

Solid 10 sold me all the way from the Bog Hog Fister Definitely needed this after F**KFACEng myself by setting myself on fire and burning my finger with my jumpsuit

B.T. Express

What an insane whirlwind of an episode, can't wait to see who you guys end up colabing with in the future!

Nicholas Laidler

Kept saying “I wash my ears” as if that would was the cupcake he ate 😂

Jeffrey Saari

Long time pisser first time knuckler; Gavin thank you for helping me fix this endless drip with a little perennial wring out. Revolutionary.

Rachel F

Gavin is 100% piss boy now

Buggy52

I’m curious - why shouldn’t you put citrus in the fridge? I like my mandarins cold

Kyle Oldham

I think while I wait for the nickname draft, I'll be referring to Andrew and Gavin as Shit Mouth and Ball Knuckle

Tilgare

I did download an episode from St. Kitts and Nevis on Christmas day - pretty cool that you can see the data down to single downloads like that.

Kristopher Lindsey

It sounded like Nick was wearing the mask at the end there

ScoobDrew

That's what I was thinking

Justin D

Gavin 100% made sense here.

Buttchug

Please stop saying "twitter or X". who are you clarifying for at this point? Just pick one it doesn't matter

Alex Caza

Eric and I have very different views on episode ratings. Easily a 9/10

Raty Boy Troy

I thought it looked familiar

Psilocvbin

Gav used that diagram perfectly to explain it. Ive seen memes about how guys will drip some more after the initial go so its a very common thing.

spumwzzrd

Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge. It's like how poop is stored in the butt cheeks.

spumwzzrd

Eric, I love you, but your scale is broken. This episode never dropped below a 10.

Steven Skidmore

Eric is insane. This episode is a 10 from start to finish.

Wyatt Blackburn

It sold out in like ten minutes wtf? Go fuck yourself

Chaz Surfboard

Andrew made the fruit salad version of Rawhead Rex

windyMelon

Justice for Gav. The man was on point and explained it all so clearly. Of course you don’t have to wash your hands if they’re not dirty. No way was he being the dumb one this episode

アダム

With the fruit explorer thing, there is a great youtube channel that does exactly that. It's called Weird Explorer, and he just goes around and tries every fruit in the world.

Cheems

Gavin is doing it wrong. You have to do the nut knuckler while shaking. Also, pee IS stored in the balls what you guys talking about when you say its not.

Josh

Can anyone confirm they've been using the Hunter: Call of the Wild for their footage as of late? I'm like 95% sure, and as one of my favorite games ever made it makes me oddly happy to see.

Raty Boy Troy

Andrew is absolutely insane this episode and I am convinced he is just arguing with gavin for fun and not paying attention to what he says. Gavins whole bathroom explanations make sense and andrew has nonsensical comments

Rebekah

For the ketchup you tear a little corner off and for each fry you eat, suck on the packet a lil. No lost ketchup to pouring it out on a surface. A true life hack.

Owen

9.2/10 boys

Raty Boy Troy

Be faster next time why are you commenting this? That was on you not them stop pandering for attention

Summer

gavin’s “penis!” was very much a “you’re welcome I’ve just named your penis” penis I work in a grocery warehouse. wash ALL of your fruits and veggies! those little clamshell containers of blueberries? raspberries? several of those popped open when someone dropped the open top tray and the berries rolled out onto the cement floor and were 10000% just scooped back in and the lid closed. if you’re lucky that warehouse is actually clean but don’t bet on it. either way, wash your produce!!! bin the ketchup. just chuck it in the trash. problem solved. voyeurism isn’t the same as cucking. my phone autocorrected that to fucking 🤔 9.72/10

Haylee Flight

Andrew's drawing of his fruit demon gives me so much joy

Wyatt Blackburn

I didn't get a gurpler 😔

Ben Lutt

What Gavin is trying to explain I've been doing for years. (I'm close to Geoff's age) I call it the choad pump. Gripping your entire meat and veg and giving it a gentle squeeze. Gets the piss out!

Dalen Brewer

My fruit demon is the Dana Carvey as the Cherry Pie Man in The Master of Disguise

Summer

unboxed my gurple and no scrumping sign after I got off work this morning! 🤩🥳 gotta say I might have been just as excited about the little sticker lol. more stickers!

Leilani Tuala

Nick's quiet laughter in the background is so great.

Daniel Hodder

It's not an X, it's a cross because it's a crossover, right?

Abbie

Don’t peel grapes, but sometimes I feel like you guys should prob quarter them like I do for my toddler. Also? Orangutan s1 callback, immediate 10/10

Dan Fedynyshyn

Made the mistake of listening to this at the gym there I was losing my shit at “ball knuckling” while running

Bevschwa

This episode made me feel unclean lol

Fungal

Geoff's old man is coming out

Sumbuddy

Me: "oh they're gonna talk about Peter Gabriel? awesome i've been listening to him recently" Also me: "YOU BETTER NOT BE KILLING PETER GABRIEL"

Jacob Collier

Is cucking technically doing a collab?

CloudyVro

Eric made this a 9.0 for sure at the 50 min mark- hotwife

Marxally

Thank you very much for the diagram, Gavin.

Noah Fairlie

This is one of the episodes of all time

SirFriesFried

I would have loved to hear Jack's predictions of this episode based on all the images

Dirk Bogan

I refuse to believe that "Bulbar Urethra" is an actual medical term and not a Worms name that Gavin snuck into the diagram

Misaka is a Regulation Listener that used to Listen to FaceJam, but now listen to 100 percent Eat Says Misaka

PENISED. are the fruit sins according to Andrew

Paul Corona

3rd shift homies ❤️

Libby Goldstein

Right there with you, best part of working nights.

Atlas Falco

Working an overnight manufacturing job is awful, but being one of the first people to listen to the new episode of the regulation podcast each week keeps me motivated. Love you guys.