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Kaitlyn Brokop

Catching up on the recent episodes and holy crap did that intro out of nowhere startle the hell out of my horse. He’s listened to most of regulation with me and that’s the first time it got him. Bravo boys. Bravo

Zeke Hardshaft

Just now able to catch up on the last months worth of episodes. As funny as it was to hear goeffs Hotel bathroom story, I felt bad because something pretty similar happened to me at work a couple summers ago. That dog puke story was F**king gnarly though holy shit

Seth Scott

Dildo not dildo draft?

Murk

Gavin... You're gonna have to go away and actually come up with a 'bribery wheel,' for day 22 now. You have no choice...

VaelysAU

Geoff your mic is fucked up and getting a tonne of interference.

Mara Copland

Holy jesus. I had to pause and move on during the gross stories or I was going to re-decorate the bus with my breakfast. Goddamn, Geoff. 2025 is not your year so far.

Lia DeKesthler

I don't know if someone else posted this already but I'm going to and sorry if it's a reposting. Origin I.E. where the word "dildo" was used first; Around 1400 CE (common era) it derives from the Latin word "dilatare," which means "open wide" and the Italian word "diletto" which means "delight." If you look up photos of ancient dildos it is really very clear that's what they are. Some are less obvious than others (discrete use I'm sure being of need and consideration possibly most especially among married women) but most are usually rather clear.

ComradeCrazylegs

Man... really enjoying my brocoli cheese soup during Geoffs VomShit story...

ah_cormac

Sell the Gurpler ball knuckle and give them commission PLEASE

StealthReaper

Missed opportunity Gurplab

Willie

Geoff needs to sleep with a flashlight next to his bed

ClubMeSoftly

I gotta stop listening to these while I'm having lunch

Kristyn Beard

Oh no Geoff, I call this the double exit maneuver, and you've GOTTA bring a bucket. It's the only way

BernNotice

Hearing Nick's 'Ooooooh!' in the background after his dilly bar was delivered brought me such joy 😄 happy monkey 🐒

Jacob Hoover

Man our Avengers are assembling. Dark Empath. Piss Boy. Icy Knuckler. Who else will answer the call?

Nick Iwanski

I think Nick is in the mask

LZ

This was not a good episode to listen to in the car, in public…

dee.pree

Not a Survivor watcher, and I know you don’t want to be a Survivor podcast, but I’d definitely listen to an Emergency Supplemental Episode to hear your reactions/thoughts about the Judge For Hire’s performance when he gets voted out or wins the show.

Avlin Starfall

Poor Geoff. I hope his night time escapades have finished.

Josh Carrillo

I always find it funny how Gavin is concerned about the dirty floor when this man had the most disgusting desk in AH.

SaltiRogue

Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Gavin being able to confuse himself is one of his greatest qualities and after all this time he is now infecting Geoff

OnionRings

Love how fast Nick sent Andrew his address when he realized there was free food in it for him.

Nicholas Zook Brimer

This was the best worst episode in a long time Dildos, puke, Gavin dry heaving… just a classic

Nicholas Zook Brimer

Yeah I’m in socal and my kid recently had ski week which I never heard of either.

Roger Flynn

The Night Plunger! No relation to The Night Raker.

Freddy Fredson

Gavin, contrast chemicals can definitely do that in the moment. My technician told me it'd feel warm in my groin and almost like I'd pissed myself. Went away after five minutes though and haven't felt it since. Maybe you just unlocked your mutant x-gene?

ben jamin

Bribes should be legal, but public.

Tim Harris

Tattoo's cool, definitely a swinger tat

Randomocity732

Im glad I have a strong stomach

Hayden

DEFINITELY need that Eric vs Geoff mini donut challenge! 🤣

Corey Lee

Andrew just taught himself economies of scale. Also, pickle draft!

Kailey Contreras

Gavs nickname next year should be Gag Bag

Chris

My guess. For the thing Andrew brought up. Is the Testicuzzi. That's gota be what they are talking about. That store started as something small and now they got a lot of stuff. I've been following them for years now since it was jokingly brought up while playing a videogame with friends a few years ago. I believe it's the Testicuzzi.

seanpwns

Somebody better draft Dan’s Friend in the sidekick draft.

Zachary Henderson

With the sidekick draft just now being announced the overlap between regulation and hivemind is getting crazy. They just released a side kick tier list

Mirandalorian

You're a gem

Sebastian Vega

Ima Cali resident and I’ve never heard of Ski Week. I live south so big bear or mountain high are the closest to do that but I feel like march is not a snowing mountain month for us usually

laul

36:10 - 49:14 much love from a fellow emetophobe :)

Pandabations

My balls tiggle when friend is intimate or when I have a hunch

laul

50:50 geoff does a gavin

Jonathan McIlnay-Moe

I feel like you have to test Icy Hot on Gavins arms

Marco aka SillyFaceZero!

Duck me i laughed too hard and made a coworker spill a pallet

Alex Watson

I was wrong. This one is called Draft so… https://open.spotify.com/episode/1hSt6PUsOZIjWjQQEBtCVf?si=4NhEMBtHTLi0EH-C7hy8Dg

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Laban Cox

Dude no fkn way these guys just cited Dan McClellan, this rules!

Summer

I can’t comment on the validity of a superpower but a coworker recently got a ct with contrast and said she momentarily felt, in that same crotchal region, a warmth very similar to wetting yourself. to me geoff made his tattoo look even more like a swingers pineapple by making him a little party guy re: AI vacay pics. I think it depends on how much you travel as a kid. we never went anywhere (poor and my mom was agoraphobic). I remember every school field trip, church outing, etc etc. but then I was aircrew in the usaf and I went to like 70+ countries and there’s tons I can’t remember. there’s a 24/7 fancy donut place where I live and they’re on doordash. so I can always have a butterfinger glaze or nutella fluff donut in hands in less than half an hour. heaven. and I can easily down a bag of mrs bairds cinnamon powdered sugar donuts in one go. child’s play. 9.14/10

Eric Williams

Gotta test Icy Hot on Gavin’s arms to see what happens. 😂

Cameron Johnson

lol fuck that guy who tuned in for the 1st time in long time, this isnt Roosterteeth its REGULATION

Mirandalorian

I'm an emetophobe. At what point should I mute/unmute the podcast to avoid gagging?

Charlie

Dildos not dildos draft

Nick Hutchison

Can we get a "Dildos that Aren't Dildos" draft on the books?

Daniel Hodder

Geoff getting into A.I like he did with NFTs: As everyone hates it

Alex Watson

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5ap7kUHTz7FuTEF3Z7qzb3?si=nFtLfQ2ZTA2m6pxLhdNjRw I think it’s this but I haven’t listened yet. But it says season premiere and the name taran in the title

Alex Watson

Ya it’s called Rob Has A Podcast or RHAP is how it looks like it’s branded on their website. I don’t know the episode yet

Anthony Caldwell

...the other day i was literally, for some reason, wondering when the first dildo or sex toy was ever made. wild

Zorque

Did anyone actually give the name of the show/podcast they're referencing? I tried to go back and check, but in typical fashion they seem to just continually refer to it as "this show" or "that podcast" without ever naming it, at least more than once.

CheapCulture

Same thing happened to my phone and I apparently missed a TON of texts from my staff members. Restarted and they all came through at once though. But kind of a big mess

speeh

You guys are all lunatics and I love it. 10/10 episode. Also, regarding the confusion with your text messaging, iOS' implementation of RCS is broken for a lot of people communicating between iPhone and Android. I have multiple group chats that have split, then recombine, and split again. It's a mess and it's annoying.

Eli Munson

I still want the Falcon pitch show and magnetic hide and seek

Jeffrey Brady

Love listening to you ppls. Been suffering stomach flu for a week now and your videos have been cheering me up. <3

Milkasaurous

I think I have to agree with Gavin, here, on the Geoff and Emily both getting sick thing. That all sounds a lot more like they both happened to get some kind of quick stomach virus than they ate candy and went on a couple rollercoasters.

ThatoneGuyoverThere33

Holy crap, this was a bad episode to listen to while eating breakfast. The only good thing was being able to laugh while hearing Gavin gag

Ian M

Geoff I've heard a lot of your gross stories. Those were absolutely horrific.

Alex Watson

The pencil judge clip gives the same energy as when reddit couldn’t figure out why a don zimmer card was skyrocketing

Daniel Brown

1:03:00 a who’s on 1st ass conversation 😂

Cob

Been there too, feels bad. The first time it happens you’re kind of in disbelief too. Like “I didn’t know I could do that to myself”

windyMelon

I kick myself in the nuts so fucking regularly, I assumed it was a normal thing. Fuck.. It sucks. It’s exactly as Geoff described. Always the heel tap to the base while doing some manoeuvre (most common is going into the cross-legged sitting position).. Now I think I must have extra saggy balls or something.. One time I did a shit so big, it scraped my balls on the way down. I thought that was just the sheer size of the turd, but now I have to rethink my ball dimensions

Drew

My mother in laws iPhone was doing what Geoff's is doing. I had to make sure it was sending messages from her phone number and not her email

Sablever

The term has got to be a regulation f**kface

Drew

Geoff is going to be living out his own version of "Day 5"

Joe

This rules

Charles

Not only have I kicked myself in the balls, I have stepped on my own balls. I was sitting on the ground crisscross, and went to get up and my right foot went a little too far inside towards the body. And as I rolled the foot over to plant and push upwards to stand, I squished and pinched the sack and a testicle to the floor.

Kyle Vaughan

the pool would be everything.. again

Lance Mayo

I see potential in a Dildo not Dildo draft.

Kyle Potter

Not 15 mins in and I love the tease of the paranoid era returning 🤣

DangerD

It's a regulation f**kface

Nightlord 03

Can't explain why Gavin is now feeling temperature in his gonads, but the contrast for a CT does cause a warm flushed feeling in the groin, to the point where the CT technicians at the hospital I work at warn patients it will feel like they are wetting themselves, but that's just the contrast going through

ucheehcu

Turns out he's an undercover cop, inserted in the podcast to try and catch them in the act of doing something illegal.

Godfatherrules

Among other things, CT contrast can cause something called a focal neurological deficit. It's the kind of thing that usually more associated brain injuries. I don't know if that's the answer to what's happening but it is possible.

Victoria Marie

Okay so Eric can't eat more than 1 Oreo but can down 40 donuts? Insane.

Jonathan Björck

I can't believe they let slide the fact that not only did Andrew roll over the donut box, he somehow didn't bother to check what was stuck in his chair??? "Must be a blanket, that sucks!" is absolutely insane behavior and so in character