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The Worst Intro // Geoff's Gross Stories [43]

🕑 Added 2025-03-05 14:01:08 +0000 UTC

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Chrispy McAwesome

Sir a second donut has been hit

Obese_Ewok

Anyone else confused on how Geoff stripped the bed without waking up the dog? Was it the pulling the table cloth without moving the plates and glasses??

Btor Sixty

Perfect intro to the Dildo not Dildo draft

Peef

Geoff depending on what phone you are using I might have a solution to your group chat problem. I switched to a pixel 9 and I'm in a group chat with all iPhone users. However, I only received the texts from people who have the latest software of iOS 18 that allows RCS. If anybody does not have it up to date, it might be the reason you're experiencing issues. Been trying to figure it out for months now and that's my best guess.

Mary Heppeard

Andrew & his partner are perfect for each other 🤣😂

Dr. Poole

So, was Geoff trying to invent total recall with his idea for implanting vacation memories?

david

Geoff I have kicked myself in the balls before and I'm only 25 so it's all about flexibility lmao 🤣

Kindyno

please put icy hot on Gavin's arm

Tom

There are so many bodily fluids disrupting Geoffs life at any give time, as hilarious as puke piss dick was to hear I'm so sorry that happened to you man 😂😭

Jessee Juarez

Geoff it might be time to become a couch sleeper.

Swoll Tits

Is it like after atoms turn to Carbon they turn into dildos? So like dinosaur, oil, then dildo? Or is it at the end of the universe type thing? Like all matter just coalesces into a dildo, waiting to then bone reality back into existence.

Albert LlopizAlbert

lol the dill Kong peace treaty didn’t do much, 5 days in and he must be taken down

Clifford Miles

If you guys are interested I have an Andrew that is willing to eat the pencil for your Andrew.

Marie

“Phallic but not a Phallus” draft pls.

Matthew Hughes

I always find it wild how some people on the internet seem to want to have diet input into the diet choices of the people they watch online. They do not know you XD I know it is well meaning but personally a stranger tells me something is bad for you I am doubling down on the bad behavior.

Andrew Yeager

Geoff I have heel kicked myself in the bowls twice. Both times I was jumping into bed and brought my foot under so I could sit in the position I wanted to mid-air which resulted me kicking myself in the balls with my heel. Surprisingly enough it was my right but to do it as well.

Adam Staron

Every time we get a glimpse of Andrews real life I don't get it. I don't understand how he functions as a human being. He has so many invented checks and balances that just make his life as difficult as possible.

Zack

Can’t believe they talked about dildos and things that looked like dildosfor like 15 minutes and never decided to do a “dildo not a dildo” draft

Thorne17

Geoff, if it makes you feel any better, I have stepped on my balls from a standing position before while doing Yoga. You are not the only person that has gotten foot to ball contact while standing.

Stone Cold Steve

Please someone bring this up next podcast, on the Rob has a podcast, Andrew was talking about. During the moment he talks about pencil eating (then the awkward confusion) immediately after that, the host mentions Shauhins mum watches the podcast. So his mum just heard someone say her son likes people who eat pencils. 😂

DLSantini

If regulation had a song of the day, like so alright, it would be “Steve Threw Up” by Beck

Dylan Johnson

The way Andrew described his partner getting up when he does had me genuinely questioning if his partner was real or some fictional entity in his head.

Alex

Definitely

Ardvark Man

Dan's friend should go #1 in the sidekick draft

speeh

Dog puke piss dick was not on my 2025 bingo card.

Alex

Love you guys! Was hyped this morning for the pod (like always) been listening since episode 1 of FF. You guys honestly make my week better more than any other content that I consume