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Andy

Andrew: ZZZZZ Andrew's subconscious mind: so anyways I started blasting.

Dusty Kub

Middle names are most certainly optional. My father legally has no middle name as he was never given one. (His birth cert, and every form of ID he has, doesn't have a middle name)

VaelysAU

Andrew is the most stoppable person to ever exist.

Melissa

I hyper-fixated on the little dog walking around the graphic. I love him. He’s just living his best life. What’s he all about

Chip Clip

I think you’re on to something, he was quite vocal this episode

Benjamin Garner

Nick wore the mask this episode.

Amy Woolner

The acronym band Gavin meant was Xavleg I assume, much longer name than that but it’s literally like 50 letters long

Yamori

Dw Andrew my handwriting looks exactly like especially if I'm writing with my finger lol

Sam

Andrew - write "eat the pencil" in cursive

Reese

I bet the RDR2 Beans are fantastic.

JP

More trucks!!!

Chad Kingsley

10/10

CloudyVro

I too had this happen

sparkbears

Joke-fection!

Rachel F

Best outro ever.

tayycro

He's always far away from his mic that's part of the bit

tayycro

I've never done my middle name when they ask for full name unless it's a government document. No one ever needs your middle name for anything😆

Sarah Dawn Richardson

Every podcast I realize I do something similarily to Andrew and it's horrifying.

Yamori

Pokemon Sun and Moon has really good looking beans

Michie Frank

For the molars being taken out and if the wisdom teeth can take their place, yes that can happen. My wisdom teeth happened to be growing upwards normally. So once I got 2 molars taken out at a young age my wisdom teeth took place of my molars. One of the top and one on the bottom. I know not everyone’s wisdom teeth grow in right way up though. I just happened to be lucky on that front.

Victor Ramirez

Sweet Andrew can get a work visa when he renews his passport jk I know it doesn't work that way. But I've always wondered why after years now of andrew using the excuse of not being able to come to the US and do work why he doesn't just get a work visa please Andrew we need content with all 5 of you in person together! I always imagined they were cooking something up in the background and just doing really good of never telling us but I don't think it would've took this long. Hopefully one day. And I don't want it to be 10 years from now when someone decides he isn't going to do this anymore or something!! I need like 15 years of content with Andrew coming here all the time and making the best videos and content with the guys!! Or even better moving here!! Love you guys and all the content!!

Carlos de Alba

Remember when Qui-Gon Jinn went to that dessert to find the kid with all the Circadias? That fucker got so much done before the suns came up

D'Angelo Jones

I’m worried Andrew might strangle him self in his sleep with that long ass cord

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Yes too more trucks soon please. Clear the schedule game!

Sam Curtis

Nick was on fire this episode

Andy Zard

Hey Andrew, I’m 42 and also just found out this month that it’s 2 C’s in Acclaim. I always thought those stylized C’s were K’s

RegulationGraham

They should do another nicknames draft but it’s just nicknames for each one of Gavin’s fake names

Platypie

I cant leave a comment on the Spotify episodes anymore 😢 CPap Gav looks like my uncle. Weird

Berbal2

This was an all-timer

Justice Rainz

Nick sounded different. Like he was far away from his mike or in the mask

Zach Giguere

Andrew Transformers [2007] Panton: The Head of the End table ☝️

LZ

Andrew.. how is the floor under your bed clean… weve seen your keyboard, you had a sushi carton on the floor, you ate on a toilet seat… Regardless, the floor under the bed always collects dust and gunk… cmon now

Dualrangerz

Gavin. I had all 4 my back molars removed. My top 2 wisdom teeth have came in and taken their spot.

Chad Jorgenson

I feel the "Full Name" stuff is for if your name can be shortened. So if Andrew went by Andy, but was signing a document that called for his full name that would mean he should fill in Andrew instead.

Dinkleberg65

The more Andrew talks about where he lives the more I get confused about it. In my head he lives inside of the house/apartment equivalent of a tardis from doctor who

Offbeat Creates

So... Nick is just gonna be Boots from Dora?

John Samuel

I've never used my middle name in a signature before

Robert Lacey

I never put my middle name when it says full name that way I know if someone asks if I did it, and it has my middle name, I know I didn't do it because I never put my middle name on things.

Ian B.

Andrew’s pillow mountain is about to be Andrew’s pillow tomb

Tristan Martinez

Andrew should look into the Scandinavian sleep method, it’s what he is doing anyways but just use separate duvets and sheets for the right size for each person.

Jerry Potts

My wife does this, I thought for a long time she was just messing with me

Jacob Hoover

I also have "sleep amnesia" so I DEFINITELY can relate to Andrew 🤣 we call it something else tho 🤣

Chris Courtney

Middle name certainly isn’t expected when you do a signed signature

Nicole Garcia

Man I relate with Andrew on the sleep stuff. I also have 'sleep amnesia' 😂. I have allegedly had conversations with people and don't remember them at all. I've told all my loved ones they're not allowed to ask me things until I'm up and dressed haha. I've also thought the same thing about the timezone (cause I am always awake at night) but I got on ADHD medication and it's not a problem anymore it fixed my sleep schedule. It was wild

Qrow Anthony

Haha I live in Vancouver Andrew I’ll sail over to the island help you with your moving situation 😂 let’s just go crabbing first

terry thorpe

My gurpler landed in England today 🥳

Tim Harris

Imagine if your cumb was really heavy, that'd be wild

Riley Pearsall

33:42 There’s Something About Mary has gotta be the #1 cumb movie of all time

Panduh

They took out one of my molars and the wisdom tooth just kinda settled into place I still have a small gap between the teeth but not too bad

Avlin Starfall

Andrew has a 3 floor apartment/townhouse?! Since when does he have a guest room when he doesn't have a table for the puzzle? Wtf is Andrew's living situation?!

Kristen

I'm with Andrew on sleeping on the side of the bed, even when sleeping alone. I typicalky find the midbeam sags if I sleep in the middle of the bed so I keep myself to one side or the other

June Okeefe

I am coming up on two years sober and I have to fully agree my sleep got a lot better after I stopped. Honestly seeing Geoff being sober has helped my journey immensely to not feel alone.

Regulation Enjoyer

Geoff talking about falling asleep playing games reminded me about one of the first times I smoked weed. I went to a buddy's house after work and we went outside and shared a joint, and then we went inside to play Fortnite and I was just so gone I was falling asleep for like 5 seconds at a time, and in our second game my buddy said something and it woke me up, and I was halfway across the map running into a wall meanwhile he was fighting for his life with 3 other teams

SomeDumbCat

So andrew said "I had someone come out and get all the chairs.. but they don't move furniture" And everyone just let that slide.

UrBuddieBob

Andrew, Stylus Pen? Does he need to eat one to analyze it to use?!

Corey Burns

“We all have skills…” lmao This man is fantastic at various video games, never left kindergarten as far as writing skills hahahahahaha

ah_cormac

On Geoffs Mecha-Nick va Mechanic thing, I see where he’s coming from but Nick is a regulation dude. He would absolutely just be a mechanic in a super powered world

Mikayla Matz

One time I was playing Halo: Reach with a friend. We were on the level Long Night of Solace. We're on the ship. I fall asleep in the middle of shooting at two elites and then just stop everything. I stop shooting. I stop running. My friend said not only were they confused the Elites seemed to be too; they stopped what they were doing, looked at me and then looked at one another. I woke up bc my friend was laughing so hard.

WeeStev0

I have the exact same thing as Gavin for the eye mask! I need to put it on in the dark otherwise my eyes think it's still light. It's pretty annoying

Jeremy Hixon

So happy to hear about Trucks getting better. I'd love to see more Trucks.

VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL

I love fable

Erick Escobar

Took me way too long to realize Gavin was not wearing a shirt in that CPAP photo…

Collin Seymour

This episode was so fucking good! Like at least a 9.5

D. K.

Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, great beans in that one.

BonemanZ

They did not spend enough time on Andrew’s writing on his phone. There are still so many questions left unanswered

Ryan B.

Fable rules but he oversold it and comparing the product that exists with the product that he promised makes the product that exists look worse in comparison, despite it still being a fantastic game. I think the last game that Molyneux made that lived up to his hype was Black & White. I mean cmon, remember Godus? Remember Project Milo? Literally just a tech demo that he was hawking as an actual full game that Microsoft was somehow suppressing.

Ryan B.

I never put my middle name on any form unless it’s like legally-binding documentation or something involving a ton of money (passport, driver’s license, marriage license, any kind of rental application, bank stuff, etc.). If I’m filling out info that has no force of law behind it and no money riding on it, I don’t put my middle name. Call me paranoid but I think of that as slightly privileged information. Also I will take any opportunity to make it 2% harder for a stranger to identify me.

SnowOrShine

@Geoff Peter Molyneux famously went on stage and spoke about being able to plant a tree in Fable, come back later and the tree would have grown I don't like him because apparently nobody on his team knew what he was talking about, and that's just an asshole move. He had no idea what was possible and just assumed they could make that happen without consulting the people who would have to actually do it

Patrick Mcgowan

Nah Geoff is right, Fable rules

Carlos A.

Cumb heavy episode

Griffin Becker

I have 3 wisdom teeth in place of my back molars. When the wisdom teeth grew in they came in through my molar roots and weren't found till they had chewed away about 2/3 of the roots, So the dentist pulled the 3 molars it happened to and let the wisdom teeth grow into place.

Bromine

Life is Strange has some good beans

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Jeffrey Brady

Sleep isn't easier. We are just more tired as we get older.

Sphixx. Misc

Andrew or Anus is the funniest shit I've ever heard. i had to pause. i cant breathe or think right now. Help. i spit my coffee and then accidentally inhaled the next sip up my nose.

VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL

When it comes to Peter Molyneux Andrew is right and the fact there are other bad actors such as God dam Cliffy B does not excuse his history. 2 different people can both suck

Jacob Hoover

HUGE Bloody Steve fan here 🤘💥💣 BS fans in the chat say 😖🤘

Daniel Hodder

I love Andrew bringing up the Anthony Bourdain sentiment about getting food from it's known location when last time Geoff and Gavin shit on him because the best cheese steaks were from Philly according to Geoff and the best Italian food was in Italy according to Gavin

JivetheSuperTurkey

Dr.robotniks mean bean machine

John Traynor

The band name Gavin was looking for is “Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx” Research what it means at your own risk.

Taylor Hickey

I started where the light began sounds so fucking deep lol

seanpwns

I always read that company logo as “Akklaim” I totally get what Dan’s Friend means by feeling like the lights are still on with eye mask. A very relatable regulation today

lexilucy

I'm sad I moved to SC now! Would've loved to say hi at bean hole days! I've even got family in Pequot Lakes! Bean Hole Days is worth the hype! The town is so proud of it!

Summer

I don’t see ‘everstein’ I see ‘analstory’ there’s something oddly poetic about “I started where the light began and I guess that was my problem.” 🤔 there is a gassy angle actually. when you feel bloated or your stomach is upset, try laying on your left side. it aids in digestion since your stomach is naturally positioned to the left. aka it makes you fart. I feel like a lot of people puke when the issue is actually just flatulence. it also helps with acid reflux or heartburn. yes your wisdom teeth can take the place of your molars if they come in the right way. I know because two of my wisdom teeth moved forward into the gap where I’d had molars pulled. it’s just that most wisdom teeth are all fucked up. 9.05/10

Jtrainacomin

Andrew is 100% right about Molyneux

Lemur Wetsuit

about half way through, i got focused on the wave going in and out in the video... and got thinking; this isn't how waves work. i missed the last half of the podcast because i couldn't stop thinking about it.

Lev

I refuse to believe Andrew's whole "can't write on phones thing". That has to be a bit. Cannot be true.

Kyle Vaughan

Fun fact for Andrew: Avenged Sevenfold actually came 2nd to Linkin Park.

GlazedMcGuffin

Damn that is a real eyesore. I know that black metal logos have become a bit of a tongue in check in-joke, but that is something else!

Kyle Potter

Fuckkk I fake fan'd it 🤣

Cob

Lol yeah “Jeff”

A98W

Please bring back the break show

Owen

I think he means Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx because he mentions it being gross and the full name is gross

Raider the Animator

Im sorry Geoff, but Peter Molyneux is known as the snake oil salesman of video games. Andrew was being very kind. It wasn't about the expectation after delivering Fable 1 & 2, it was him selling his next game by saying it could solve your tooth pains, bring you spicey icey sensations, reinvent the apple... and the game had a cinnamon apple flavoured lollipop. He was on a different level of bullshittery to what you'd expect normally from people selling you videgames. That is what hes known for now.

Robmathew

lol Geoff talking shit about “metal” as if punk isn’t actual dog shit “music”

Sebastian Syrinx

why does andrew use facebook messenger to write things on his phone absolutely insane. there's GOTTA be a notes app on his phone or at the very least he could spend 30 seconds to just download a notes app

Joe

This rules A sheetload of duvets

Kyle Potter

Can't wait for next weeks ep when Geoff (retraction:i typed Jeff by mistake)makes a 2nd retraction how he told the Uber story wrong🤣

GlazedMcGuffin

For the ridiculously long band name Gavin mentions, it could be ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.

Mick 16

Peter molyneux is 10000% a snake oil salesman. Andrew is right.

david ashizawa

You smile in your sleep!!!

david ashizawa

I dunno maybe a Canadian reference joke? They just dropped Antibloom. I started listening to them in 2003 and haven't stopped

KVLT

I think you might be gravely mistaken *puts on 2005 cool guy shades - aviators? Oakleys?

Sebastian Syrinx

i usually dont sign my middle name when they say full name

Nathaniel Barber

I really need to see you all on a show called Taskmaster because how Andrew deals with normal tasks

Hannah Dernier

I also get the sleep amnesia! It's because long term memory only activates after about 15 minutes or if something really memorable happens. So the interview idea might not work if it's too engaging

Leilani Tuala

I need someone in the community to draw Andrew and his partner on his bed with pillow mountain 😂

Astrid Fairwinds

I exclusively sleep on my stomach. Apparently that makes me weird

david ashizawa

...was Andrew trying to make a Silverstein joke with Everstein?

Nathan Adams

Drinking whiskey and listening to this at 3:30 in the morning May not have been the best idea. This podcast may be the most unhinged episode I've ever heard! 😂🤣🤣

Eric Williams

Does the O in Gavino stand for optional?

Zach Anaya

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Rinnalla

I read in my email about “edge sleeping” and I spit all over the place laughing so hard, that has to be an Andrew thing. Can’t wait to listen to this episode later. Also, amazing picture, screen captured that bad boy and sent it to my friend. Hopefully they’ll listen to this gem of a podcast, or at least this episode. They’re RT fans as well, but don’t listen to podcasts 🙄 lol