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Andy

In reference to the air mask in Independence Day, I always understood it as the maneuvers and speed were making him feel like he couldn't breathe, he was incorrectly blaming the mask, and taking it off really WAS a mistake.

Joey King

so happy to hear geoff mention tobuscus, didn’t expect it to come after costco guys and rizzler though

Psilocvbin

They should pick like 2-3 days to get lunch, record each time. But Gav, Gizmo & Geoff have to spy on them without being seen and see how close you can get before they're caught.

Dustin

Hi Andrew! I use a CPAP and use an F30i mask. It’s suited me well as I am bearded and my face isn’t suitable for the other full face masks. If you haven’t looked at it, please check it out! Best of luck.

JP

I’ve been to Costco in Japan and Taiwan, and I can confirm they are awesome. Also, both of them were multi-level, and the carts clip into the escalators, so you can ride up with your cart. Both had parking garages underneath the buildings underground with plenty of parking.

Chris Courtney

I want all the drafts you think of

SpriggleWiggle

Top comment in context and even better without

Steven Marcum

For Gavin to start a sentence with "Nick is a freak " immediately after saying he wanted to ship his cum to every house and then follows the comment up by saying I would like to watch you having lunch from afar with binoculars, is mind-blowing

Tyler Achey

Now that Andrew is getting proper sleep, do you think he'll be able to retake the Garfield kart throne?

Develed

Regarding the Costco parking situation - just wanna say that in Ottawa I have never experienced a car following anyone walking with a cart to get to a spot. Costco is packed here constantly but that is not something I’ve ever seen happen. Same can be said for shopping in Toronto and Montreal but I have less parking lot experiences in those cities

The Silent Taco

My first job I pushed shopping carts for a local grocery store. I lost a good amount of weight and my legs got really strong

Shumbawamba

I love how Jax natives all know this fact about how large it it by land and then are also like "Yeah but it fucking sucks anyway, so...."

Willsy

I consider myself a movie guy and I have never seen nor heard of the Big Bounce

KVLT

Congrats, you understood the joke

Jay ManX

AEPSchmitt

Alright, so if Gavin wants to mail all 130M households in the US his cum, and he sent about half a teaspoon to each, that would be just about 30.000 liters of cum. Make sure to hydrate well before starting, Gavin...

Jorge Avila

Proposals for new trophies Garfield CGC 9.6 $129 Disneys first kid CGC 8 $75 Deice bigalow CGC 8.5 $55 The nutty profesor CGC 9 $55

quartzzzing

DRAFT DECEMBER!!!

quartzzzing

drafts are my fav videos rn!!!

Boone Bass

My local a&w in faribault mn. Still has the papa burger outside

Shawn (AKA ShabeRaven)

I just moved to a small Oregon town in the last year that has an A&W/KFC and that's the only reason I know who Rudy the Root Bear is.

Folds2008

I own the movie lol I love Elmore Leonard

Brian Burkhardt

No such thing as too many drafts.

ben jamin

Here me out. Thought of this when Geoff talked about showing the show to the audience members one at a time via iPad. Create a piece of content, send it directly to a Patreon member, then that member would watch it and pass it to the next and so on, and see how many regulation listeners it makes it to. Or a pyramid scheme style where everyone sends it to 2 people.

laul

SO MANY good ideas in this ep. please do all of them

JivetheSuperTurkey

Ok so Nick needs to make the Dog Counter a family tradition so the kid will keep on it and pass it down to his kids.

Benjamin Garner

Johnny horizon zero Dawn

Dualrangerz

Andrew’s info on burger family was awesome lol

Dualrangerz

Definitely need to see the stakeout lunch

Alex Tucker

Cumb Bomb

ComradeCrazylegs

You could never overload us with drafts.

The Antelope Fishermen

I have a piece of film from Schindler’s List, I feel like I can’t throw it away everytime I move, if you’d like that to replace your Big Bounce VHS

Russell Richardson

Nick sounds very Masklike in the back half of the episode…

Adam Chwalik

Getting hit by the deer and the screen going all red was pretty funny for how much it disturbed the nice background

ogyaj

when I lived in Austin the parking lot situation happened to me CONSTANTLY at HEB 😭

Adam Chwalik

Wait…. the rizzler is a real person? What the fuck?

Illien

The Burger Family is just like Muffler Men!!

Turbo

I work for the USDA forest service and we have some amazing old merch with Johnny Horizon stuff in storage warehouses

Chris Buckley

Nice deer attack at 29:45

Tyrel McRae

Gavin if you see this I was wondering what kind of Cpap you have cuz iv been looking into getting a Cpap

Summer

costco is overrated. the food court is the only redeeming quality.

SomeDumbCat

We don't count Alaska

Tyrel McRae

Ok new thing we need to have meg tell us on what she thinks of each episode lol

SomeDumbCat

Hey. Jacksonville guy here. Biggest city in the US by square footage, thats why the pop is so high. Its like 8 small towns slammed together.. Is the one thing we got besides the jags and that aint shit.

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Kevin Mendez

I started at episode 1 of fuckface when regulation podcast started, and I fully support Meg doing that it was a fantastic journey to catch up

Caleb Ashton

Nick should intro the show more often.

ViciousWarGoose

Speaking of Costco, I took my partner to a Costco for the first time in her life and she immediately hated everything about it. The fact that everything is randomly seemingly placed and it was super crowded even in the middle of a weekday. She never wants to go again.

Milkasaurous

Andrew Pappin

Toeseaknow

tobuscus brought up in 2025

Russell Richardson

STEAK OUT Idea: Nick and Eric can choose to have a REAL conversation about things they actually want to talk about, OR they can have a made up conversation of their choosing, where they follow their own script or nonsense. The people listening in have to guess if the convo was real or staged!!! Add a game to it!

Milkasaurous

Much like our hosts, here, living in one of the most populated states, by size (New Jersey) parking almost anywhere can be a real hassle. I also almost always go directly to the back half of the lot for a spot and it never even crossed my mind to do laps through the lot. Then I dated a girl who gave me shit Every Time we went somewhere, about how I "always park as far away as possible"...she was not a lazy or out of shape person or anything, either; it only seemed to be an issue in parking lots. Weird America things.

ViciousWarGoose

Gavin's cum mailing scenario kind of happened in Germany. In 2007 the German police were looking for a serial killer they dubbed the Phantom of Heilbron. It was a woman DNA linked to over 40 crimes from murder to burglary. Turns out it was a woman who worked in the factory that made the cotton swabs the police were using to take DNA samples.

EssKayAye

Mark Rober's glitter bomb packages have got nothing on Andrew's "The Big Bounce" play. An absolutely masterful accidental prank on that thief.

Sam

I wonder if the gang know s what tobuscus is up to now...

Buggy52

I’m only 3 minutes in at the time of commenting and I am 100% thrilled with the way Nick launched into this episode lol

Will

Super crazy to see one of my towns “icons” show up on the show. More information on the Burger Family that was shown today - https://www.hillsboro-oregon.gov/Home/Components/News/News/15760/ If the show ever wants to visit them, we have a ton of apple orchards and also a pinball museum/arcade for Gavin

Sam

Never even heard of the movie. Immediately forgot it's title after it left the screen.

Aidan Isner

Was Andrew about to say he didn't know any other Jeremy Renner movies other than SWAT? Has he never heard of The Hurt Locker?

Joshua Neditch

Was not expecting Nick to open the show!

A98W

Please bring back the break show

Will

Gavin brought us back to the cum era…….fantastic

Raider the Animator

OVERLOAD US WITH DRAFTS!! PLEASE 💕🙏

Jeffrey Saari

Nick is not wearing the mask

CloudyVro

Andrew being out of touch about the parking is showing his Vancouver Island of it all. The Costco parking problem is nationwide in the US

CloudyVro

Lunch cucking is wild. Like G&G thinking it's a normal thing to do or watch is insane. I of course won't turn down content but really feels like an odd thing to do UNTIL it became a Cheese Steakout

Toby Ives-Moody

Easily one of the best episodes you've done. And I'm with Meg on going back and listening to F**k Face to catch up on all the lore

Scythe

can we have a draft about how much we need more drafts

Turbo

Don't, man

Turbo

Dickhead calisthenics is the greatest idea. I hadn't experienced the following around in the parking lot until seeing the Santa Monica Costco and it's so infuriating. There's no way waiting for a spot that way is faster than just driving around.

Joshua Kuhowski

This podcast is very straight edge

steve

HEY. Happy Wednesday, boss.

Raider the Animator

This is adorable ❤ Im sure the guys would pick on him if he did it though 😅

Raider the Animator

This episode slowly escalated for me. Starting at 2.5 Johnny Horizon is great name but 100% meh. Up to a 7.5 with Andrews sleep and then the idea that Meg will now ask Gavin about previous bits is incredible ❤❤ I cannot wait for Meg to give feedback 🥰

Jon Blome

I’ve definitely seen The Big Bounce. Don’t remember a gosh darn thing about it.

John Traynor

The papa burger that was changed to ice cream is actually located in New Baltimore, Michigan not far from where Geoff is looking to buy a house. It’s called World’s Finest Frozen Custard on 23 mile road. It’s also a mini golf course. The custard is insanely good as well. So Geoff next time you’re up here you might be able to visit it.

Kyle Oldham

Stake out Steak out might genuinely be the most intrigued I've been about a regulation idea. I want every duo combination to do it Also, as an Idahoan, fucking crazy that Twin Falls came up organically somehow. Johnny Horizon Day is likely the only interesting thing Twin Falls has to offer

ScoobDrew

I started watching The Big Bounce, I did not finish it. It was not good, despite what my mother thinks.

Blues_ Clewes

Geoff's idea for 'dickhead parking' reminds me if the Simpsons bit where Moe stands by his car telling people "not leaving yet" Just to create a brief moment of relief then take it away

spectorpanzers

Meg being an Andrew sympathizer is the funniest fucking thing

Mick 16

Can Gavin bring some clips of Andrew trying to say the word Adaptation?

Stephen Christopher Ferro

Btfu

Archery Contest

Wait Andrews unbreakable nose got BRUISED by a MASK

Justice Rainz

Is nick the straightest man?

Red

Regulation Pod, protected by falcons and Johnny Horizon!

Haylee Flight

I second this

Haylee Flight

I'm pretty sure I have the exact same ResMed CPAP machine that Andrew has, including the mask. I had the same issues with the chipmunk cheeks and just blazing my face with air. Surely he will come up with more events as they come and go lol. Good luck!

Birtch5

Show idea for Gavin and Nick. Each episode Gavin explains a topic to Nick like he’s an expert

WeeStev0

Welcome to the CPAP era everyone

Henners

I'd love to see a supplemental series of Geoff's dickhead car exercise and other dickhead based athletic events. Call it the Dickathlon.

Tereza Fraňková

Pretty sure I watched The Big Bounce ages ago, don't remember shit except that I liked it? But the trailer looks terrible so it probably had more to do with my secret love for Owen Wilson.

Haylee Flight

I'm not saying this is for sure correlated, but I HAVE been eating more fruit after the fruit demon came into being

Jacob Hoover

Andrew talking about Canadian A&W really unlocked some memories for me

Shumbawamba

Jacksonville is large just by LAND. Our downtown is small as hell, but "Jacksonville" is basically all of that corner of NE Florida. Stops at like St. Augustine to the south, Gainesvilleish area to the south west. I grew up in Orange Park area, which is still technically Jacksonville by land. But it isn't DOWNTOWN.

Brosao

Nick intro!!! Love it(:

Sean Murphy

Couldn’t agree with Geoff more, I live in Minneapolis and my wife and I have just started parking in the Home Depot parking lot next door

Raty Boy Troy

Way better idea

Nathan Rotunda

The big bounce was on TBS a ton so I watched it a few times in the days of not having everything on the internet to watch

Dirk Van Daele

Gavin, you van leave a message for Meg in an episode! "Meg, if you hear this you thank you for supporting your husband" or something like that.

Dhuvy

Hear me out… they should do the cuck lunch, but Geoff & Gavin should do the voice-over, for what they think Nick & Eric are talking about. Then, later, they should release the real conversation.

PatPatinLB

Does anyone have name suggestions for the anime where the protagonist is immortal until he eats 23 hotdogs? My Weiner Academia, WENR (RWBY), Frankmetal Alchemist: Furterhood, Glizzy x Glizzy Stuff like that

Sprayd Media

For Geoff car park idea to be a extra dickhead point to a random car and get your keys out as if that's the one you're going to then keep walking bonus points if you acknowledge them and wave to them before pointing

I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game

This episode being recorded before Andrew’s Turn 18 is great 😂

Sean

46 minutes in seeing a deer enter frame to then turn and attack caught me off guard

SirFriesFried

My Costco is the busiest in the world so its necessary to follow people to their car to get their spot otherwise you rarely find an open spot

Michael Smith

Down for the steak out. Have not heard of the big bounce. Stacked cast for a mid. Mid hunters are out there. There's a discord and twitch community.

Charles Walsh

Love this, love y'all. Now release this dog, Regulators watch out for this dog.

Danny

About 9 minutes in, already an all timer

I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game

not even 5 minutes in and this is already a banger of an episode 😂

Atlas Falco

The changeup in the intro this episode was a happy surprise, I love hearing *The MechaNick* front and center when he’s got something to say.

Andee

Let’s gooo!!

SirFriesFried

Find your inner zimmer, and let it guide you through the chaos.