Give me your best string jokes...

What key is that string in? Looks like G -String to me !

Chris Rees

They found a new use for sheep in Australia: Meat and Wool.

Have you seen the episode of big bang theory. When Sheldon solved string theory? It's because the strings are knotted in "sheets" so why don't we joke around about your string joke in the sheets??

You are to nice to make string jokes about jou.

lovely catsuit

whoo thats knotty!

FYI You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.

Yo momma soooo nasty. How nasty??? Yo momma soooo nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon just to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.

I think these jokes are getting a little strung out.... 😏🤭😇

sean berryman

id tell you one but after seeing that picture im just hanging by a thread

Better send my other ones in private! ;)

I might sound like a typical guy, but... I want there to be "no strings attached"! (especially at your shoulders!) lol xoxoxo

John Ritzenthaler

String me up

John Ritzenthaler

String me along

in spanish?

Not so much a joke but a comment ....Kat's outfit, put together by Wonderstring!

A moment where would love playing the Harp

What do g-strings and barbwire have in common? They both protect the property without blocking the view.

A man walks into the psychiatrists office wearing a string bikini Psychiatrist: well I can see your nuts

So a string walks into a bar. The bartender says" we don't allow strings in here to drink". So the string walks outside and starts ruffling up the top of the string and then ties into a knot. When he goes back into the bar, the bartender looks at him really hard and asks, " hey are you a string?!" The string looks at him and says, nope, frayed knot!

This thread is corny, but I'll add to it. This guy sees a piece of floating string and asks "How do you do that?" "I'm self-taut," it replies.

Let's not harp on it

Do you want to.....fiddle around 😎

We cannot say there is no strings attached.But we can say the costume is "Sheer' brilliant.

You are no joke Kat. Wish I had a string joke but I dont. You look amazing

My take on Tiger's are wonderful things. I admit, a little corny but true!

The wonderful thing about strings are strings are a wonderful thing! The top is made just perfect and the bottom is just as good! The most wonderful thing about strings is Kat makes them look good, good, good! So the wonderful thing about Kat is she is the only one!!!

Jim McCallister

I thought I had a string joke... But it was just too cheesy.

RDRIVIERA

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

PetBunnyFan

Outfits like that are a big tease. I think they just string us all along ;)

🤷🏻‍♂️ Two strings would provide better coverage than two hands. So let’s test string theory! 😉

Daniel dirusso

You want a string joke? I’m a frayed knot.

Where's the luckiest place for a string to live?

What is a Guitarist's Favorite Snack?

The queen asks her butler, "how long is a piece of string?" The butler replies, "you tell me you're the ruler"

High-strung & low-strung all come together for a party in parts of the dark area in between! ;)

Would play you like a fiddle.

You take String Theory to a whole nother level!!

I'd pluck that!! 🤭 oxo

redempti0N

Dont string us along