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🕑 Added 2025-02-24 13:07:10 +0000 UTC"Welcome everyone, to the daily boob review!"
Amy glanced sideways at the young woman with a phone pointed at herself and exclaiming nonsense.
Please don't talk to me. Please don't talk to me. She pleaded in her head as she passed by on her way to work, her face contorting in disgust at the mere prospect of interacting with the stranger. If she was lucky, her stern front would make the woman think twice about pointing the camera at her.
Wait… Amy narrowed her eyes. How is she even holding her phone?
Disgust gave way to curiosity. Thanks to the change to a less hostile expression, the streamer started to come towards Amy. The hectic office worker was about to participate in whatever it was that the influencer had just announced and, even so, her mind was too busy trying to discover how the woman's cell phone followed her without her holding it with her hands or without any apparent support.
Maybe there's a new fancy selfie stick that I've never heard of. One that is more… subtle.
"Here we are with…" The young woman placed her closed fist in front of Amy’s mouth like a child pretending to hold a microphone.
Amy remained silent. She couldn't help but stare at this influencer’s phone, which had just improved its positioning to better fit the two of them into the frame. Meanwhile, the streamer patiently waited for Amy to reveal her identity.
There was no support holding it up.
It was just floating.
Floating and recording.
"...Cindy? Did I get your name right? It's Cindy isn't it?"
"Wha…?" Cindy finally turned her attention to the young woman she had so wanted to avoid. Something was wrong, though. Something other than the floating cell phone. The name this streamer had called her didn't seem right. But that was her name, wasn’t it? Cindy. Everyone called her Cindy, right? Cindy…
"So, we're here today to review Cindy's boobs." The woman gestured to Cindy's chest.
"No!"
"You don't want me to review your boobs?"
"My name. It's not Cindy. I'm Amy."
"Oh. Okay." The streamer pouted at the camera for a split second before beaming once again. "So we're going to review Amy's boobs, my dudes. Yaaaay!" She raised her arms and shook her hands while her phone played a short fanfare.
"What? No! I never agreed with this." Amy crossed her arms defensively over her small chest. Now that she settled the misunderstanding regarding her name, she finally understood the proposal of the activity suggested by the woman before her. "You creep! Don't you dare film me!" She tried to push the phone away, but it simply dodged, keeping her in frame. "What's up with this damn phone? Leave me alone!"
"From what we can see, which isn't much since Amy is covering them, they're small. At least, they look smaller than average, don't you agree?" The streamer ignored Amy's complaints, choosing to interact with the live-stream audience instead.
Amy didn't want to stay and witness the viewer's reaction, so she turned and took off in a power walk.
"Oh no, she ran." The streamer deadpaned as she watched Amy running away. The phone panned, following her gaze. "Well, anyway," She turned her attention back to her stream. "we're on the same page regarding how her breasts look. They look smaller than average but remember: looks can be deceiving. You never know when someone is wearing a great compresser bra. However, people should be really careful with those. It's really not a good idea to go out wearing an old one, you know? At any moment, it just…" She raised her hand until it was level with her face. The camera panned back until it framed the streamer and the fleeing Amy. "might…" She stared at the camera while placing her thumb and middle finger together. "SNAP!"
When Amy began to process the sound of her bra hooks snapping, she was already on her way to the floor. She yelped once she bounced in a pair of beanbags which suddenly appeared before her, saving her from the hard ground.
Before she could thank whoever decided to save her, her mind finally registered that, at the same time that she could feel her body pressed against the beanbags, she could feel both a body pressing said beanbags and them being pressed by said body against the ground below them.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TITS!?" Amy yelled while desperately trying to get up and away from the gigantic masses. Unfortunately, her hands kept grabbing handfuls and more handfuls of soft flesh, unable to reach the floor.
"You see, chat, I always know when they're packing." A shadow covered Amy's face.
"You!" Amy stretched her arms out, trying to grab the streamer, but she was out of her reach. "What did you do to me!?"
"Look how gigantic they are! They look so soft. I bet it would be really comfortable to just lay in them. What do you think?" The young woman kept interacting with her viewers, completely ignoring the distressed Amy. "No. No. I won't lie there to prove my point. I won't use her tits as an armchair just because you're urging me to. You saw how uncomfortable she was with the idea of a boob review, even though they are easily 13/10s. I know that I'm right! Here let me just…"
"No! Get away from me! Don’t you dare touch me after what you've done!" Amy spat as she watched the strange woman crouch, reaching for the bottom of her breasts. She couldn't see it, but it seemed the influencer had taken something out of a bag. "What are you doing? You're only going to make things worse! Get away!"
After flailing around a bit in an attempt to see what the streamer was doing, Amy noticed the ground getting closer as the woman slowly stood up. The streamer was holding two straps of a bra very similar to the one she had just broken. As she continued to stand up, Amy also felt a relief. The weight that pinned her to the ground decreased as the cups of this new underwear swallowed her massive tits, seemingly making them smaller. However, she could still feel their gigantic masses. They were floating somewhere she didn’t know, but they were there.
When half of her breasts had been absorbed by the bra, Amy was finally able to stand up. This time, she didn't interrupt the streamer, who continued to dress her until Amy's breasts were compressed enough for the influencer to close the underwear’s clasp.
“There we go! The right bra can work miracles, ain't I right?” The streamer winked at Amy and smiled at her viewers as she buttoned Amy's shirt. Amy was sure the buttons flew off when her breasts exploded out of the shirt, however. “This one is on the house.”
“Thanks, I guess.” A stunned Amy replied.
“No problem. I'm just glad to help. Have a nice day!”
And finally, the strange streamer left, walking away while continuing to talk to her floating cell phone. At last, Amy could go to work in peace without any more interruptions.
“Wait. My breasts! You have to fix them!”
