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Couch Dramatics
🕑 Added 2023-07-21 12:19:52 +0000 UTCTom and Jayce have a dynamic hard to replicate.
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Tom was sitting on the couch.
After a long hike he found Jayce was still asleep. Normally he'd ask him to join him and Maccon, but after a grueling day of exams he decided to let his boyfriend sleep as long as he wanted.
Thankfully, the wait wasn't long, as Jayce treaded from his room as if emerging from a swamp, fur still damp from washing his face.
"Good morning" said Tom, "Or should I say late afternoon."
"WHAT!? Eh, whatever."
Jayce jumped into the couch, nuzzling and purring against Tom, who side hugged him.
"I dreamt a prophetic vision!" Jayce said dramatically.
"Oh?"
"The world will be taken over by...... flying cocks?"
"Cocks already fly, if a little."
"Blasphemer, I meant flying penises!"
"Oh, that's more like it."
"They will bring about the end of days!"
"Why and how?"
"Who knows!"
"But you dreamt about that!"
"I forgot, they were very pretty with with rainbows."
Tom shook his head, still laughing.
"Oh well, at least you warned us of a potential catastrophe."
"There's no 'catastrophe' without 'cat', eh?"
Tom groaned, and Jayce hugged him tighter.
"You're lucky you're cute" Tom said.
"I know" Jayce wiggled his eyebrows.
They kissed, and a scenario not unlike Jayce's dream unfolded.
