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3 Exciting Video Announcements w/ Photos!!
🕑 Added 2021-06-17 02:29:34 +0000 UTCHey guys, it’s been a while! First, I would like to begin for apologizing that we’ve taken a little hiatus for the past couple weeks. It is because we’ve been on the road, filming new content almost every day for three weeks and are about to hit you with a barrage of new videos.
In addition, we’ve hired an extra editor to handle the editing load and get you guys videos faster and more consistently before the end of the month. So here’s some things that are coming out within the coming weeks, which will be exclusively debuting on Patreon, as well as some accompanying stills from the videos.
1) Pick Up Artist Bootcamp: We spent the weekend on the Las Vegas Strip with a Swiss-born P.U.A named Vince "Hollywood" Kelvin and five of his pupils, who paid large sums to be trained in the arts of picking up women. One was successful, while four others failed. The Hoff Twins made a surprise appearance on Fremont Street in Las Vegas' Downtown area, and were not impressed with Vince "Hollywood" Kelvin's courting tactics. (Photos 1-6)
2) qAnon Patriot Roundup: in Dallas, we gained entry to an exclusive roundup of Patriots, among whom included General Michael Flynn, Sidney Powell, Allen West, George Papadopoulos and many other political figures involved with the far-right, many of whom participated in the Capitol Riot on January 6. We also brought in our friend Brace Belden, who hosts our favorite podcast, TrueAnon, for interviews and commentary. (Photos 7-11)
3) Chet's World: we've been working on a documentary chronicling the childhood, rise to viral social media fame, and recent controversy surrounding Tom Hanks' and Rita Wilson's son, Chet Hanks, famous for his occasional Jamaican accent and recent viral single, 'White Boy Summer.' (Photos 12-14)
Thank you guys so much for your support, for real. You made this all possible.
Comments
Jack
Larry Susan forever
Steve Jobs Skin Mask
What’s the story with this video? Not happening?
MAXhealth_Twitch
much redneck, very yeehaw?
fishousecrets
Very excited about the Chet hanks videos
why is his neck so red
Saw u at the LA show under the bridge about a week ago 😭 thanks for the content guys! And thanks for the badass picture!
Chumbucket
GIVE US BRACE
Oneyedjax
TrueAnon is my fave podcast, too! Been with them from the very beginning and love it 😍
So Harley Davidson gear is the new "undercover" far-right costume? Makes sense, y'all genius-esss.
Happy to be able to help out a little. 👍🏼
Anna
brace <3 :0
Channel 5
Suit will come back at times, C5 gear will get drippier
Sid Mullendore
WHITE BOY SUMMER IS REAL
Sid Mullendore
SO EXCITE
Take your time guys, we lose no faith! <3
holy shit these look amazing
Patrick Lewis
Gonna miss the suit but absolute sauce on the C5 gear.
Mikeeeeeeeeeee
Awesome 😁
Chad Farrell
Holy shit you guys hung out with Chet Hanks hahahahahaha fuck yes
Dustin
He mentioned that he isn't gonna focus on Merch for C5. The AGNB merch was forced upon by DTM.
Can’t wait for the videos and it’s worth the wait, keep up the good work
You guys are awesome. Keep up the great work!
Levi Morales
All of this looks so, so good. I can't wait to watch.
not sure what pisspiggranddad is doing hanging with this younger crowd??
Mike
theres day when I think "psh theyre never gonna drop content, what am i wasting money for" and then there's days were I wake up to posts like this. Holy shit so excited. I only watch Channel 5
Jack Nancy
#4 is my favorite thing for so many reasons. Love those boys.
Linda Hoang
Let's goooo!!! I'm so excited.
Holy shit, the difference between him then and now is nuts. Dude looks like he just discovered MySpace and found himself.
Benjamin Glover
any sign of mr. daddy?
Never trust a guy with a mohawk and a flow chart
Steve Jobs Skin Mask
Can't wait to see the Vince Kelvin episode. My Taiwanese mother in law used to go to his classes in LA when he was a curly haired-- straight laced self help guru.
Andrew Halcomb
Best patreon update I've ever received. We're all here ready for the goodness, my man. Keep it up guys!
Nathan Espinosa
Hold'n it dowwwn🤙
Lawrence Luo
Looks fire
Gray Crawford
O not to mention Ali Alexander
Stoked. Sounds like y’all have been doing some great work and getting some quality footage. Props.
Travis Dillon
Sounds amazing
You got Chet Hanks holy shit this is content worth paying for!
YOU GOT CHET HANKS HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING
these sound fuckin awesome
Gray Crawford
Absolutely critical that y’all are covering Flynn, Powell, Stone, Prince, etc… Lots of connections back to ‘16 (successful) and ‘20 (attempted) election interference too. Seth Abramson’s research/books have been critical in mapping how fucked these people are
Benjamin Haworth
God the pick up artist one just sounds so goddamn good
Rafael Alfaro
Can't wait. Sounds awesome.
06baby
Amazing
Stephen Vallely
Hell yeah thank you for letting us know!
Pepito
We are all pisspiggranddad's on this day.
Neil pearson
Cant wait to hear Chet's bars
OMG I can’t wait
Neil pearson
Incoming bangerz alert code red
Merch when tho???? I'm trying to support in more ways than one!
So excited!!
Your face in picture 3 is beautiful.
c_stenzy
hope The Dark Cowboy makes an appearance!
Pumped UUUP
Kelly Hamilton
Can't fuckin' wait!
Placenta Juan
Heck yeah y’all always come through, no rush. All of that sounds awesome
Christopher Sheffield
White boy summer got my mouth on water 💧 and my dick 🍆 on hard.
Zachary D Habbestad
Fuck yeah thanks guys! Don't mind the wait for dope ass content! Thanks for working hard in the streets!
Bryan Naylor
Fuck yeah. Y'all are the new the bold and the brave.
Malik Crandon
Take your time bro! The quality you produce is always worth the wait. 🔥🤙🏿
These new shirts hell yeah
Brian
More like Channel 5 summer
best news all week cant wait for this u guys are awesome
Saman Qazi
Ugh y’all have been missed! Beyond excited for what’s next!!!
Gavin Manley
I am ready
how can i apply for an editing job with u guys
Andrey Shafranov
Can we get a White Lives Matter Rally pt 2?
ryan
bless t97
Kyle Resende
YESSSSS! so excited!
David
It’s definitely worth the wait boys, you are all awesome. Can’t wait to see those new videos
becca something
beautiful
louriam
can’t wait
Do your thing guys!
