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Satanic Temple Gathering (Part 3/Finale/Impurity Ball)

🕑 Added 2022-03-20 21:06:01 +0000 UTC

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S H

This guy would destroy Chet Hanks

Gilena Simons

Excellent reporting. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

To those who say someone hates god, I always ask who’s? Amen. 🇬🇧

Andrew Holmes

spittin bars for Jesus Christ

Andrew Mull

he sounds like froggy fresh

TYSON

Some thug named "Andrew" has bombed the microwave

Al

Kung flu

sheldon

freestyle had me dying

Jan Kopp

anybody got bros beat email?

Patrick

Mans was so close to spitting a semen bar

David Teixeira

beuatifull ending

Karl

You are a magnet for mid white rappers

Rizzo

yooo i gotta see even more footage from the impurity ball

niteowl9491

i love that almost everyone at the orgy/ball is still wearing a mask (and little else) lol

Andrew R

This is common practice in poor neighborhoods. In high school we had dudes there every week during lunch.

bruno

Fockin bors

Thomas

An orgy? Sounds unsanitary

Timothy Wolfe

top 3 spitters on the channel so far. can't wait for the rap battle to end all rap battles

Alex Calvert

FUCKIN BARS

Nazar Soroka

how does andrew always find people willing to rap/freestyle on camera? unreal

Valpurga

it takes a certain amount of pathos to be a desperation freestyler and the jesus rappers are the ones with shit pent up

Marshall

0:39-0:43

Sean Lawrence

My man spitting bars repping Jesus Christ

Shokora

Oh man. Second hand wizards trying to loudly outlogic eachother in a parkinglot was an allegory for my mind too close for comfort.

Matty Groves

stay safe in Ukraine boys

Richard Springfield

Where are all the satan rappers?

Magic Plants

so funny

Manus Terra

Oops, outclassed in every way by The Satanic Temple. Hurts to be a Christian.

Pluffie Marie

I hope the next ones at the location they had the ball

Benjamin Leggett

Dick Tingler is a great name NGL, seems like a real one.

Lear

Minneapolis do want him.

Julian Papania

Love how this channel brings people together

Jeff probst

this was a great 1

Falah Sadiq

Rapping really is the only true universal religion

James Deen

there's absolutely no way those guys aren't trolling that was hilarious

Loren Carvalho

are you lost?

Loren Carvalho

imagine gatekeeping satanism

Hugh Jassol

lol xtians

Keva Stewart

Andrew is a magnet for white rappers. lmao

Tom Lehmann

I made this t-shirt design for TST…they never used it. https://springfish.bigcartel.com/product/fake-news

Dan Vee

bars

Kevin Fitzpatrick

BARS ON BARS! How do you find these people?

Ben Simser

Literally the last guy I would expect to freestyle in this video

emkyoo

Dick Tingler is my new dad.

Josh Fried

Bars for Jesus. Andrew never fails to find a reckless freestyler.

ASMR Daddy

Mans spat bars so holy he baptised all my kids

SOGGYSLOTH

impurity ball looks like an actual really fun night NGL.

Alex

Jesus would be proud of the superior bars that dude is spitting. Amen. And Praise Channel 5.

Drew Cannedy

Dick Tingler is a cool dude

Quil_

I love channel 5

A Ho

"Just kidding Minneapolis" was the best part lmao

Zac Gallenberger

Were Gecs in this one? I must have missed it

Rylan Bytnar

That man looks like Money Maker Mike but raps like Froggy Fresh

MySelf69

now thats a solid

MySelf69

hope this works out

lpdzch

100gecs 4 life

Dunbarth

I got ahold of and scheduled a meeting with my Rep for later this week!

jbownzino

bars

Alex Tobin

ayo pub rock live

Benjamin Gilbert

I had to keep pausing the video because the raps were so ice cold I was worried I'd be frozen dead.

Jake Wilty

hardest freestyle since justin🔥🔥🔥📈📈📈📈

Peggy THE`pirate

Those 3 homies agreeing to disagree and singing John Denver is epitome society.

Hector Aguilar

of course they found a white rapper lmao

troy antipasty

pretty sure he said cement, semen woulda hit way harder

mickeymouse420

He asks every one he interviews

Stef

“Harder than Semen!” Looks like the impurity ball was kinda a bust. Jesus bars was funny though!

T

I love how the Jesus guy with the bj is like cracking up the whole time dude is freestyling, Jesus gave him some bars tho! As always amazing job boys.

charlie

bro i genuinely can't even believe those last two guys were serious, there's no way.

Andrew Donnelly

i love how theres more footage of the dude freestyling than the "Impurity Ball"

Dunbarth

Hey Fellas! I love your channel, didn't realize you had a connection to Okc, was cool to see and I enjoyed the coverage. I wanted to reach about a possible investigative opportunity into recruiting practices of the armed forces, there access to high schools and minors without parents consent, and lack of regulation or ethics when recruiting a student. I'm a vet who experienced this and after witnessing once again an over reach on a recruiters part I've decided to try and do something. I've drafted an email for my local rep to try for a meeting. I'm not looking for personal gain/exposure/money or anything. I would prefer to remain anon if possible anyways. I'm just reaching out! thank you for what you do anyways

Markus DeHorn

dude you have to be fucking kidding how do you find so many freestyle rappers

EYE69MYSELF

"I'll light your farts on fire with my rhhhhhhhhhhhhymes" Krispy Kreme had bars.

Swee Neezy

that freestyle was slick

Matthew Lanke

those were some cool raps

Stephen Baker

Hey boys. Y’all should come to SF for 4/20. There’s a huge event in golden gate park. it’s the first year in SF that weed can be sold legally at the event and Mike Tyson is gonna be there. It’s always a wild time with interesting people.

FrivolousExamination

I would like to see more of the ball.

Setnakt

@danger Being critical of TST isn’t telling you how to be satanic. Since you clearly do give a fuck you could’ve bothered to reply to the substance of my comment instead of talking about how you feel about your subjective experience. If you feel attacked defend yourself or stfu.

Gavin

That christian rapper sounds exactly like Krispy Kreme.

De Schoi

Good to know that there are a few people out there who call my ordinary weekend an impurity ball.

Danger

@Setnakt, what would I do without YOU here to tell me how to be Satanic? Not believing in the supernatural can be confusing for people, and it's ok if TST Satanism doesn't work for you. I feel that my personal Satanism doesn't rely on aesthetics or being goth. I am not a spooky person, or anti-christian, yet I still manage to be 100% a Satanist. I also manage to do this without giving a single fuck about if you think I'm doing things in a way that make sense to you. I would also say that I CAN define Satanism, for myself. It sounds like you define Satanism for yourself. No need to gatekeep.

Danger

This was a 21+ event held at a bar. There weren't even any nipples exposed. Children would never be invited to a sexually themed TST event.

Natalie allison

Spit a couple cool raps, yeah, uh,

clown shower

things that are inevitable: life, death, taxes, and people rapping for Channel 5.

Setnakt

@patronizing dicks with nothing useful to say eat shit

Tim Weber

I was that stranger he was talking about!

Alec

Andrew = Freestyle Magnet

Spencer

It's amazing how, no matter where you go, if you show up with a microphone and a camera people will start freestyling. Also that satanic party looked like a jam.

jack cooper

that freestyle was 🥶

Jeff M

how does andrew and crew always, wherever they go, find the white guy willing to debase himself by spitting the whackiest of bars

Elephant Dingleberries

I totally support these peoples right to have this “impurity ball” as long as there’s no children present but damn does it give me the heebie jeebies.

Brian Servo

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

melikai

The debate bros 💀💀💀

you really saved the best for last guys lmao this is fantastic

E C

George Soros

JE

Dick Tingler dabbing!

Alex Murray

bars

Patrick Cramer

haha I thought that is what he said at first but I think he said "cement" lol

MyLittlePepe

Is this a paid ad from the APA?

Neal

when he said he listened to a lot of metal i was like ok i believe it. Then andrew does it again and finds the man with the bars. idk how you do it dude. finding people who wanna spit has gotta be your super power

Bean

Aw fuck, that dude is from Minneapolis, sorry everyone. But "harder than semen" does slap tho, no cap

Phlegm Leroni

keep all that fuck anyone saying lose any part of this video fiytb

Phlegm Leroni

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Caitlin

I bet it's because Andrew raps, he gets them started

Pete

that one christian dude went alright ay haha

Cameron Colvard

Hahaha No shot! Those last two guys had to be trolling

João Vítor Herrmann

They probably ask questions for people like "Hey, do you like/can rap ?" and really noice questions for asking to people being themselves. Or perhaps nothing really related, just coincidence.

Ron Jones

How do you get people freestyling so frequently?? I've literally never had an interaction with someone and had freestyling come up let alone have someone offer to do it. But it happens in like 90%+ of Channel 5 videos? Astounding work. Give these guys more money.

Govan

I'm loosing circulation in my extremities.

Govan

All hail Setnakt

ARTE_AMOK

he really spit some cool raps

Chris May

damn, those were some cool raps

RaddShreddy

Andrew has that kind of aura that just makes people want to try. Hell, I've never rapped in my life outside of a few Eminem verses I memorized in high school, and if I ever ran into Andrew I could easily be talked into humiliating myself on camera by showcasing my lack of freestyling skills.

DW

Agreed. Kudos channel5

Duke

This Patreon though. Not YouTube.

Nathan Parks

Yeah within seconds of their part I could feel trolling vibes, but regardless it was hilarious

PajamaWrestler

Doin gods work boys

Annathiikaa

Minneapolis don’t want that guy Scottsdale can have him no prob lol

Jah Camp

10/10 series

Eric Burbeck

Calm down

Penis Charles

Sounds like somebody needs Satan

Setnakt

how do magnets even work?!

where does math come from?

he spit a couple of em

Da_Hoser

Yeah, I was hoping to see more footage of the impurity ball. It's YouTube safe, that's probably why there's so little of it

Michelle Sleeper

Andrew is like a truffle pig, it's a 6th sense, he can always find them

Joe King

Needs more Impurity Ball and less lame white boy slam poetry.

David Gold

Need me some more bodega satan orgies in my life

Setnakt

Giammarco Gaudenzi

Loved this one. Great editing work

Benjamin Glover

how do you always find the rappers

Peter Bedford

This was a fun series.

man

yeah those two guys are definitely trolling

Max lucchesi

I had a distant relative names dick tingle hhahah. Another wonderful video thank u

Jonathan Olson

not the finale we needed but the finale we deserved (only tangentially related but i highly recommend richard dawkins' 'the god delusion' to anyone that hasn't read it)

Jake

something about the guy that freestyled is unnerving to me

E C

Lol

phil

cool raps!

Yak

Good thing they're all popes and therefore have papal infallibility, otherwise they'd be in real trouble.

Gibson

😂😂 i refuse to believe the freestylers arent trolling, swear they almost broke character

Kai Hacker

How do you possibly encounter this many people that want to freestyle

E C

Impurity ball looked like a good time. I see the draw of the Satanic Temple. The non-theistic religious community is something I had no understanding of except for a glance at the Wikipedia page in the past. Definitely an interesting topic for a narrative inquiry and case study to create a scientific record in a social science journal, like APA monitor.