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Rocks D Xebec

If you love evil, God will give evil, If you love good, Goo will give you good...... If I love Warhammer 40k will god give me a shitload of Warhammer 40k books and miniatures?

Gilena Simons

Great editing. Love the ending with those non satanic irresponsible drinkers. 👍🏼🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

“If you trust the blood of Jesus you will be saved”? Jesus is saying waaaaa? 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

Who is having more fun, experiencing joy? Exactly. 💪🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

SELF RESPONSIBILITY RULES not matter what anyone calls it. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💪🏼🙌🏼🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

How fearful the Christians. Satanists are not that pussycat. 😂😂😂🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

I am a Taoist. The next “religion” I believe is closest is Satanism. Wholly misunderstood, it includes all, and doesn’t recruit. Amen.

Kenneth Pierce

Christian protester is dripping.

A. Gandhy

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD LOLOL - this is really good - how are the christians that dumb ?

TYSON

If Satan punishes bad people, wouldnt that make him good?

Danny Ramos

Andrew is god

Keaghan Kennedy

Onya Pedro.

Borut Petkovšek

Aaaarrrrghhhh I don't know what we're yelling about!!! (read my mind)

Pedro Coelho

I love this

Spirit molecule

what's the worst thing satan ever did? he tried to reason with jesus. BOOM. XD

Jared

I think there are a ton of a great people in the Satanic Church, but the church itself is not as free of "sin" as they claim.

IPPI

I doubt this girl has an OnlyFans but it'd be cool if she did.

IPPI

We are all down bad.

Joe Sirolli

scottsdale baby

Morgan Cody

there are churchs of healing and caring. no one goes to them and no one is goth there.

James

Using Satan forces people to confront their preconceived ideas about what constitutes a religion. True they could probably attract more followers by removing Satan but I think the message is more important than growth.

bozobasher9000

not gonna lie...im so down bad i paid in the hopes that 0:45 was uncensored here

Lorenzo

slay queen

Luca Peternelj

rip fredo

Bill Val

A Beautiful ending

Bill Val

Same! Cover a whole pickup truck with them lmao

Patrick

I unironically want that trans flag punisher sticker

Nazar Soroka

love aron ra.

Ben Judson

Man said rip Fredo RS 🙏🏻

Jay

being from AZ i am strangely proud of this

Howard TheDuckDoe

Bruh I about died when they said George Soros was responsible and that they got the info from others who did their own research 💀mfs dumb asf

whodat?

hell fuckin yea

Freedom Gonzales

If anal is evil then I am dr evil himself

arelibobeli

LOVE the fit check

Tomiii

Love you Andrew for spreading the word of Satan! The ideals that this Satanic church hold are what normal people should value. If god hates people for doing the right thing, then I'd rather go to Hell!

Ricardo

nah thats the beauty of religious freedom

William Robert Hagstrom

You must have replied to the wrong person

robert pearson

Your actually thinking more of laveyan satanism and not the temple of satan. Theres two different satanic churches now. They split up.

robert pearson

Your actually thinking more of laveyan satanism and not the temple of satan. Theres two different satanic churches now. They split up.

robert pearson

Also best way I can describe it as the church of satan aka lavey are the libertarians of religion and the satanic temple are socialists. Depending on who you are I'm a socialist and I see that as a good thing though.

robert pearson

Former laveyan satanist now satanic temple member. The interest of so called satanism brought me to lavey and then fiding out how the creator is a total piece of shit and didn't really give a fuck about any of the church's followers made me seek out the temple and what they believe.

Quil_

I love channel 5

Ryw316

George Soros can't be stopped.

Daniel

Capitalism, the current world order, is only about 200 years old. The nuclear family, depending on class, about half that. There have been thousands of gods and religions.

charlie

wow this happened in arizona and i had no clue

Mark Sampson

This is why I'm paying the good stuff, you're a good bunch of men!

Elephant Dingleberries

Traditional religion was set up as a sort of moral framework I think so it makes sense that people who are devout followers would want to spread the word of god to people who they believe are going to burn for eternity if you don’t follow the word. Satanism seems to be all about indulgence and really enjoying what life has to offer I don’t think it’s inherently bad but our society has worked a certain way for a thousands of years and it has gotten us pretty far. If we don’t have restraint and just indulge in everything we become lazy and don’t want to push to further achievements. I’m not saying that these people are lazy btw I’m just saying if we did away with the structure the world would fall apart.

Champ Reynolds

pedal bars, trolley pubs, booze bike tours idek lots of names

William Robert Hagstrom

5:27 dudes beard didnt sign the form

BigSandwitch

and he can do what he wants but the satanists can't, such hypocrisy!

Cleonard

Fredo in the cut thats a scary sight 😤💯 RIP Fredo

Ryan McCullough

These Satanists are not doing themselves any favors associating with “Satan.” They actually have a very reasonable and empathetic message… they could call themselves “The Church of Caring” and would attract 10x the number of members instantly

Dorothy Owen

I am upping my patreon sub immediately because of this video. Literally right now. And frantically texting my right wing father hail Satan emojis.

swifthex

Just commenting because i feel bad for deleting my last one psa don’t delete these ❤️

katrina

@ryan Elwood that makes sense cause I was raised catholic...but I guess I’m just lazier than the satonists. Why go to a convention when I could call myself atheist, sit at home and watch Netflix. 😅

Red Queen

Proud member of the Satanic Temple right here 👋🏻

Buz Lee

"Well, you can do what you want." "It doesn't sound like it." That old guy is a legend in that moment.

David

the outfit checks got me loling

Beatrice Rock

"From the other people that had done the research." Yeah. That checks.

DP Workman

100% True throughout history too

Ronan

Yoo I really hope that dude in the bass pro shop hat is not allowed near school zones talking bout “you’re an adult when you have a period” like whattttt

Luke Burns

Absolutely incredible

Alex

Andrew, Nick, Even... you guys are all GENIUS. Without giving subjective opinon (like some news corporations do now adays) and instead objectively showing how incredibly complex and STUPID humans are.

Alex

So funny when that lady is bickering with the old man about how Channel 5 is going to edit out the good bits, and only show the bad. When she just cuts the argument with , "you can do what you want".. and he says.. "doesn't sound like it." DYNAFUCKINGMITE! Always getting the gold guys. Love your work!

curtis corder

I mean the turn it took at the end is just 10/10 I was dying 😂

Chris Riddle

Why are all of these right-wingers incredibly anti-Semitic? Everything always boils down to “Jews bad.”

Leonora Calzogna

TRANS PUNISHER SKULL BABEYYYYY

Alex M Curnutte

Love yall

Landon Hawk

This just makes me sad

Joe Smith

id assume because he has funded some movements and people that actually are fraudulent, people just use his name in an attempt to bring credibility to their opinions.

Lindsay Jacob Brown

yeah man ditch the suit. the people love your face

Lindsay Jacob Brown

not even a full min into it and im already so happy there is a part two

Joey Mueser

the fellllaaaas at the end oh my god that was pure joy

Gary Howard

George Soros is everywhere touching everything damn.

Jonathan Martin

Holy shit Satanism sounds sweet

Joshua Decker

This made me so happy.

Warren McCarthy

Another good one

Cod Boston

The fucking booze cruise bros peel away had me cackling so good

Nick Provenzano

Ayo, a couple out there people, but the Satanists seem pretty cool. Not my thing but I definitely support their message

Brett W

All hail heat death!

Samantha Roque

GIVE IT UP FOR THE SATANISTS BAAAYYBBEEE.

Randall MInick

hails

Bean

Hahahaha the Bachelor Party bros just randomly rolling through is such a perfect cherry on top.

Tony Yayo

LMAOO

DanBo

Yes! The more people know about the power of gnosis and that the reality of the parable was to show that with comes knowledge comes new perspective and this responsibility. The apple was just the unknown waiting to be revealed. It wasn’t the snakes fault that we bit into it, we were told not to. That’s like how D.A.R.E. programs really are just classes to teach kids which drugs they may want to take when they grow up lol

Daniel V. Chilton

Hail the Void Ocean and it’s protector, the manifestation of a conscious personification of Death itself. May his dance obliterate all things within the material realm to bring the universe to it’s completely still and peaceful self once again!

Maga Communism is just National Socialism

Hail Yourself!

Maga Communism is just National Socialism

Hail Satan!

NuzzyFutzz

The end with the pedal party thing... wtf are those called anyway? Perfect. I too choose party boy lifestyle instead

Brianna

Apathy: Sometimes I'm bummed about not being passionate enough to attend conventions/protest conventions.

wilfred

last minute was actual gold

Therion Gish

As it turns out “satan” is not a proper noun in the earliest references in the books that have come to be known collectively as the Hebrew Bible or the Christian Old Testament. The satan usually referred to a messenger from god who would obstruct a path that was dangerous. In that sense many of these satanists are being very true to the oldest use of the term in attempting to block and oppose certain right wing evangelical Christians attempts at the establishment of one singular protected religious class of people in the US.

Aaron Shadrow

Yup I’m a satanist

Klonak

Amazing.

Natalie allison

Love it!!!!

Ulysses

It uses him as a symbol as a rejection of the supernatural and an opposite of god who, through some views can easily be seen as negative as well as the ideas it pushes onto people. Ex: In christianity you are born a sinner and your soul is tainted but satan would say you are fine. Satan is used more as symbology to be an antithesis to religious beliefs that try to put an unearned and unjustified guilt into everyone and try to dehumanize the people around you for their choices. Look up the Satanic Temples websites and look at their about us page. Its a very humanistic way of thinking and the Satanic temple itself acts less like a church, but as charity organization. Calling yourself a Satanist in most cases doesn't mean you believe in the existence of Satan but you follow a secular ideology with some sensible fuck-you flavor to it.

Padjoe

Exactly where my brain wanted to go at the time after all the grimness and Andrew's as well it seems!

Paul St Leger

Devastated that the first Irish person to appear in one of your videos is a homophobic prick.

Daniel Lerch

Fuckin sick, looking forward to it. You guys are the best.

Channel 5

In the next episode there is lol

Daniel Lerch

I'm kinda surprised there was no freestyle rap from a weird rightwinger.

yo Scottsdale is lit

Rachel Weaver

the salt

jon washington

Lots of tracks from Twisted Metal 3

Andrew Donnelly

LETS GO BAAABBBYYYY SCOTTTTSSSSSDAAALLLLEEEEEEEEE

Gavin

AND sinful

Tsar bomba

Also I think it has to do with not wanting to re-edit the videos for YouTube so they don’t get demonetized. (Rightfully so)

Richard Forrest

Ive done everything shes done and more Have you done anal? NO!! Thats disgusting!!

Tsar bomba

i’m not even gonna lie to you Andrew…… THIS IS A FUCKING BANGER VIDEO

Tsar bomba

RIP FREDO

Peggy THE`pirate

Singing God bless America and on is 11/10 gold.

AnuStart

same

Nate Nilsen

RIP FREDO

Alec

drunk bachelor party was my favourite part I can't lie

BenjaminW.

I’m glad i can support this kind of content. 👍👍👍.

Isaac Forrest

azan pogo

menuau noe

BRO these endcuts are gem

Michael Walker

It’s really unfortunate to see that. A few bad apples spoil the pot

Michael Walker

Which is ironic because science does prove the existence of a higher power.

Michael Walker

Interesting to see the opposite sides of the spectrum give off such false equivalencies

Nightpool

Thank you for once again exposing the absurdity of our times.

Ryan Elwood

As a person who (oddly) happened to befriend many a satanist...it largely seems to be an outlet for those who were deeply abused by the Catholic church -- its like now that they no longer believe in god, the inversion of the belief system and a way to make it make sense mentally (and as a way to stick it to your priest dad) becomes worshipping satan. I did meet one or two who truly did believe in satan and that was weird. Sort of feels akin to why people call themselves pagans or witches these days - for some, it's a real practice. For others, it's people grabbing on to whatever symbol that fights against an oppressive norm.

chucKing

yo was that powerman 5000 I heard?? Andrew's a real one for that

Rina

I love channel 5

BloodPusAndRust

Hail Satan.

PizzaVenkman

I’ll know I’ve made it when George Soros pays for something on my behalf, even if it’s just a McDouble.

Cyra Wirth

amazing

Felipe Rosas

hell yeah dude great fit as always tho 🙏😱💪

Gabriel

I think cuz he's a rich Jewish person, mainly. jus good ol' anti-semitism...

Jeff Hao

I would go to that in a heartbeat

Alan Kahn

Scottsdale is in Arizona, FYI

RaddShreddy

"But that's because our SOCIETY *hard cutaway*" That had burst out laughing. Love y'all, keep doing the devil's work

Ramon Picarello

good to see aaron on there lol

Daryl Walker

The irony of Christians looking more like a cult than literal Satanists is so amusing to me

Jeff M

shout out to andrew for ripping that idiots fit apart, much love

Loren Carvalho

well blow me down, jehoshaphat

William Barrett

Hell, and I can't stress this enough, yeah

Nicolas Levy

I organize queer dance parties and now I think I ought to have some raves for satan, would set a great vibe

Blake W. Morris

This video has clearly triggered you. I would not recommend the next few videos of this series

Blake W. Morris

I would argue only evangelical Christians. Sadly, their hatred is the vocal minority and most represented voter base in America.

Blake W. Morris

I’m not really sure what kind of community you think this is, but we’re not some QAnon support group.

Blake W. Morris

That’s not what he was saying. He was saying that the body decaying through decomposition isn’t sufficient evidence to prove that your afterlife becomes “one with the universe”

Maksim

Just a couple’uh dudes be guys. Ain’t nuttin betta den dat

Timothy Ingalls

The crew rides again. Keep crankin’ out the content boys, lovin’ it ❤️❤️❤️

Charles Petralia

the last couple minutes of the video had me rolling from that irish guy to the cart

Angelica Crown

this is absolute gold

Isaac Winant

Iv seen Andrew murder someone so hard with that fit check!

Aaron M

it may be due to the TOS of the website their videos are hosted on

Ashley Nagy

but i need more 😭😂

roffmo

"appropriating occult and religious imagery as trolls in the mainstream is not the way" y? sorry those dorks coopted your dorky thing

Rory Cogley

think he just meant it wasn't evidence of an afterlife

kurtwithakay

banger, again

Magic Plants

Ave Satanas!

Endsetzliche

I read that it came down to a personal grudge Rupert Murdoch held against Soros. Murdoch controlling one of the largest right wing propaganda networks in the world in turn spread the weird soros boogeyman shit. https://theintercept.com/2019/01/23/plot-george-soros-didnt-start-hungary-started-fox-news/

Drew LaBarre

Great job guys! Love this one

Eric Burbeck

For real. Although I don’t really get what satan has to do with any of the beliefs and values they seem to hold.

Keir Nuttall

It kind of is necessary because by being a church they can exist in the civic space religion is given by law.

creg

yeah he was adamant. no way, couldn't happen lol

Anthony Latona

This is amazing... going to the SatanCon and they're BY FAR the most reasonable people around. Is there any reason that so many people blame George Soros for so much of what they disagree with? Where did this come from?

akazi

George Soros gave Samantha $300k

Gavin Manley

I like how the satanist spokesman said they only believe in science and then he didn't seem to believe decomposition was a thing.

katrina

Meeeeee Atheist now because of the aggressive Catholicism that I was raised in. I’m sure that there are many of us.

katrina

I think that they use Satan as a mascot because it’s funny to see how angry all of the super religious Christian people get. Where as if the super religious people just did a little bit of research and study they would realize that Satan is just a name this group uses but it actually has nothing to do with Satan. It makes the religious people like really ignorant because they haven’t done enough research to see that it’s just a name and it’s mostly a group of Atheists that don’t believe in tan but scientists . I like that they use the name as a phrase it’s funny. It gets the religious people so unnecessarily mad. 😂😂😂 New slogan for satanist: satanism: it’s just like being atheist but now with a dash of trolling!

katrina

You guys... I think I’m a satanist. Everything they said seemed pretty freaking reasonable . 🤷‍♀️

DW

The question "Can you tell us about your outfit?" should be asked on more Channel 5 interviews.

Brad Beltran

It's not necessary but what's the problem? If people think TST is about actual Satan worship, then it goes to show how little they know about the cause, even when they are actively protesting against it...

is you upset that they are ‘poser’ satanist or that they are atheist?

HopelesslyDope

Oui

Bryan Naylor

Just a question why are some of these things blurred out. Like the word rape or the child(?)

I'gor Bogdanoff

oh man this is a good one, keep up the great work!

Mike Nichols

Can’t wait for part 2…thank you channel 5! Oh ya, and hail satan 🤘😂

GeMeu

Those guys at the end were hilarious. The whole “this is what we’re supposed to do when our friend gets married” type 😂

Marilla Abrahamsen

delightful place to end on part one!

Setnakt

Richard Bruins

Very pleased to see this piece. Check out the movie Hail Satan? by Penny Lane if you want more good takes.

Alexis Gomez

Spiritual warfare on the streets of Scottsdale and a bunch of oblivious drunk bachelors cruising right through it all! What a wonderful world we live in lol

Alexis Gomez

SOMETHIINNGG!

Captain Wizzfizz

I DONT NO WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT.

Brian Fahrion

What a perfect ending .. top notch

Setnakt

They use Satan as a mascot but are materialist atheists. Not satanists.

Danger

This was about The Satanic Temple and SatanCon. The Church of Satan is a completely different organization

fishousecrets

omg this one was amazing

imscaredlol

to each their own but I am good on that. Just go out in any midsize-large city in the us and you'll see a group of guys just like that.

ant

that corny zit joke slayed me

Nate Elder

It’s just crazy to see a group of people like Christians acting like they are still in the 1700s. Pouring salt and shit to ward off demons. Just mind boggling.

Moeez

Can't wait for next episode

girthysteve

SOMETHAAAANG

Benjamin Glover

this was a lot just for a first part

jasonmpeate

Christopher Boldan

Hail Satan!

Neighborskateco Steven Teijeiro

I am so proud to support your service to us all.

Michael Kurowski

Holy shit please give me at least 6 more minutes of the bachelor party

Warulv

Satanic Temple and Channel 5!? Its like a great and awesome-shake! <3

Definitely makes you think differently when u hear the term “satanist”

Warulv

Calling it a religion opens up doors in the US. They are pushing for legal abortions in states where its illegal by saying its a religious right and cermony, kinda. There are more examples like this where they use the laws protecting religous bullshit against the bullshitters. They are doing a great job!

Jaime Nudd

Strangest episode of Attenborough's Human Planet ever.

Jose Alvarado

Christians are the most intolerant people on earth.

Setnakt

KG

Samantha BABYYYYYY

Peter Bedford

Oh okay cool, thanks for that. Interesting.

Jord

The secret ingredient is croime

Oskari Anderson

Look into it, it varies from practice to practice. The Satanic Temple isn’t The Church of Satan, but they share some DNA.

Pete Mitchell

Hail Satan! Hail thyself! \m/

Gabe

It's sort of like a response to atheism I think. Atheists don't like organized religion, which means their movement is inherently disorganized. Satanism is about organizing and upholding shared values without religion.

John Lake

another banger! on the edge of my seat for part 2

Jasper Linneberg

Could do the same thing they did with the onlyfans girl from a couple vids ago, they flashed her onlyfans for a quick promo if she was open to it or just cashapp donations they should add the links when this goes live

squidfi5h

She prob rocking an OnlyFans

Peter Bedford

Are the Satanists just kind of atheists/ people who don't like religion? Because it seems like that and that would be fine IMO.

Chrissy Fellmeth

what a rollercoaster of emotions i went through on this one

Phil Bear

"Doesn't sound like it." That guy gets it.

Daniel

The dudes on the drunk-cycle are a sufficient stand-in for at least 1 person in the video dropping a freestyle flow

Cameron Lee

God the ending gave me og big quarter confessions vibes

Yak

OTOH my grandma probably would have died as a child if not for the Catholic church. It's all shades of gray. I encourage you to look into Sikhism, it's by far the chillest of the major organized religions that I've come across.

Jasper Linneberg

Is there a way we can donate money to her? I want to help her damn maybe put a cashapp link to support her? Could be a good sponser. Also the dude at 5:18 looks exactly like vaush pre haircut

James FlorCruz

they should have visited alcor

Jasper Linneberg

god bless the first women fucking with the protesters hail satan ma'am

The worlds greatest drone pilot botgrinder fpv

That poor girl, props to tst for helping her out! it really makes me feel like there is hope for humanity when i hear about things like that. we really need to move away from religion as a society it brings nothing but pain and misery to people yet they think it is salvation. the church propaganda is strong.

Holly B

Simply amazing. Love what you guys are doing. New patron here.

Phlegm Leroni

fire

Yak

his Mexican nephew, Jorge Sorogoza

Urdnot Wrex

Satan is pog

Zach H.

I remember meeting some Satanists when I was in middle school. I was raised in Christian-Conservatism and was taught that Satanists were evil and sacrificed animals, but the people I met were not much different from me. They opened up to me about how they had been hurt by people who called themselves Christians and I felt for them. These people just want to be treated with respect and decency but Christians are too afraid to even have a conversation with them. Christians could learn a lot by sitting down with people different from them and fucking listening, but they’d rather exist in their bubble of ignorance.

Kevin Davis

I am in love with you Andrew.

Paul Schraven

Loved this, expected everything but not that the Christians protesting are by far the craziest and most fucked to thing in this episode! Those satanists are doing great work (ironically, you might even say gods work), thanks for shedding some light on this!

Daniel Koucheravy

I never knew I needed more clips of Andrew fit checking people until this video lmao

Elijah

George Soros is behind everything, isn't he? Bro is 91. Who will they blame when he dies?

Yak

Oooo oo next go to a SubGenius devival!

Super Hans

Raise hell praise Dale

gage cross

"are you Hebrew??" ... "Jesus is" 😂😂

Paul Atreides

The editing keeps getting better

AirCooled

Probably almost all of them, i'd guess. It's also hard to blame those who joined Satanism, because it was the only thing that helped them out of a bad situation, like the girl at the beginning.

Chop & Brew

"That's very satanical." A new adjective is born everyday.

Jackson

Andrews fit check was one of the best bits in all of channel 5

Danger

I was sooo excited to see you guys at SatanCon! Most of the actual members of The Satanic Temple were not interacting with the protestors or media, so I've been nervous to see how we were represented. So far, so good! Bonus: 1. That gal on the street was wearing a TST Colorado hoodie!!! 2. Andrew's upside-down cross was drawn by the organizer himself! Andrew, you sat right next to me during Aron Ra's presentation, and I wanted to fan girl the fuck out, but I managed to keep my cool 😎 You rock! Ave

Max Newall

I wonder what % of the satanists at this satan con have had poor experiences with the catholic religion growing up and are apart of it as a way to rebel against their upbringing

kamalamadingdong

boy that George Soros guy really gets around

Matthew Taylor

Banger after banger. This train just can’t be stopped!

Nunzio

Yet another banger - I'm so glad I hopped on the Patreon train.

Lucas

Artists

Cuddlefisch

damn, catholic protest at the end really brought back a flood of traumatic childhood memories being dragged along by my parents to catholic prolife rallies. thanks andrew and co! <3

Jake McGuire

Incredible episode, thanks guys!

Saturnine99

A-mazing

con dor

haha these 'christians' are simply religious extremists, "we don't want them in their worshipping satan so let's start a mass prayer recital across the street"

Dai Gesteve

LaVeyan satanists have made it a sin to fuck kids and you’ve got this guy calling a girl a over for expressing her sexuality and saying you’re a grown up when your hits start leaking a new fluid that isn’t piss? Like, it doesn’t matter what your belief is, if you use it to justify being a kiddy fiddler, your tapped in the head