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C5 Confessional Booth Extended Cut (21+ NSFW)
🕑 Added 2024-10-23 18:42:26 +0000 UTCFixed subtitles!!! Here are some other great confessions that we didn't include in the YouTube cut. We'll be re-opening the Confessional Booth at the Superchief Gallery in Los Angeles (1965 S Los Angeles St.) this Friday (10/25/24) between 7-10pm so if you're in the LA area and would like to participate in this social experiment, Friday is the time.
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Brandon Lee
Imagine being completely inept about foreign experiences.
gkek
Imagine being such a shit that you complain about a country that took you in as a refugee after your original country allowed the majority of your family to be murdered... Holy shit we need to just stop helping these people. Let them figure it out.
Serena
Hope the guy in the orange and black shirt is okay and is able to heal <3
kenny
Dawg in the mask nailed it
Noah Wainwright
alright Einstein, what do you suggest we do to change the political landscape with the very little funds available to most of us at this time?
Breezy Leezy
well, that's why I put the definition in there just in case for dummy heads like...š«µ
Liz D'Andrea
mad respect to the few people who actually confessed some real shit
James
My confession is that I subbed to see some booby. Feeling a little let down, but I'm happy to be here for the journalism.
James
Super charismatic when people use a big word of a foreign language, so that in the very same haggard-ass block of text, they can call others "dumb illiterates" for not knowing what tf the word means.
Chheng Tan
i want my fucking 5 bucks back this shit sucked
Benjamin LeTourneau
Alot of the people here kinda suck
Peace and Love
Oh, and there is nobody in the world sexier to me than one of my first cousins.
Peace and Love
Agreed that the USA needs to stop fucking with other countries just make profits for the oligarchs. The prison industrial complex is just modern slavery.
Joshua Christy
We gotta lot of dishonest people in this confessional booth
Gabe Martinico
Zombie mode guy I relate to 1000%
Gabe Martinico
Is the Jill Stein lady on this one? Just saw the YouTube clip
Breezy Leezy
I subbed last year because of the SF vid and the Border crossing vid because we need to support real journalism doing the damn thing. To see people here complaining about not seeing two hours of fucking random bullshit is so insane to me. There is so much other good content here that they are pumping out on the regular you could actually learn something from instead of jacking off to some shadenFreudism happening here. And for the dumb illiterates who don't know what that is let me help. "Schadenfreude is a German word that describes the feeling of pleasure or joy that comes from witnessing someone else's misfortune" Go watch the other videos and fucking learn some empathy from a different perspective for once and stop acting like a child over five or $10 like it is gonna make or break you when we have black rock and the goddamn aipac running our mainstream media. Support this journalism because you want to support. Not because you want to feel better about yourself looking at other people suffering you weirdos. AC and Susan you're doing a great job. Keep that shit up and go ahead and drop the whole two hours so these foos can see how good you are at editing the good shit. Keep up the good fight and vote for your mommas.
Felix G.
that was... a waste of time
Blake Thomas
Post the full version
A.S.
Weezer is my favorite band of all time had me LOL fr
Alycia Williams
Subscribed for the 2 hour long episode where is it?
Dakota Figel
free crip mac ya ya
Dakota Thompson
Where tf did that guy get that mask
angelkami
this is me talking about my 21st bday shenanigans. I'm now in rehab 29 days clean I was in psychosis in this video. thank you for resurfacing a state of mind I aint tryna tap back into. Sick ass installation I appreciated it
Randy Mcniven
Same as these guys, feel a bit ripped off since the first video said this would be full uncensored...
Lands Verader
Yeah I was ready for a 2 hour video with more crazy confessions. You said some were "too grotesque for YouTube". To be fair, I didnt see any here that could have also been on YouTube. Looking forward to the 2h video tho!
Ryan Pantos
been follwing since 2018 and finally subbed to the Patreon to put the full 2+ hours on in the background for inspiration while making music. Please do the whole fanbase here and the obvious bump in subscribers a favor and upload the full video guys
Doug Kelly
You did say it was complete and uncut on the YouTube video. I guess let the people decide if it's worth watching it all or not...
Xavier MC
Need the full confessional or this is just highly editorial and clickbait unfortunately
Channel 5
Shit man I was gonna drop the whole reel which is 2.5, but most of the confessions just straight suck ass so I baked it down to 25 min of my favorite ones that I didnāt post on YouTube. I figured that was enough but I see what you mean. Iāll post the entire reel tomorrow or next day if you actually want it but a lot of it is ass - ac
Mario Zamudio
Wish I could dislike. Lame ahhh confessions. Don't blue ball us with the tease of a 2 hour vid, then release the sloppiest attempt to generate some more attention. Again, kinda lame coming from a crew that does nothing but bring content thats noteworthy.
Patrick Hall
Bruh said it was 2 hours
Bojidar Stanchev
This is literally 25 extra minutes. You can find the uncensored youtube video below.
Mikael
yeah wonder what this is about, i feel scammed
MissBliss97
oh noooo i paid to see the 2 hour uncut version and its only 5 more minutes.. The ol bait and switch
John
The last one really had me thinking about a lot
Mathias SĆønderstgaard Nielsen
where is the 2 hour video????
Sol Zero
ppl with nothing to say
Spy Emerson
Word! Iāve got some confession in Seattle as well
Mike Caffee
fumblerooski
Simas P
So where's the 2h video?
Simas P
Where is it? I can't find it
Nicholas Barrett
confessing crime is kinda wild
Nakamichi12345
I subbed to Patreon to see the 2 1/2 hour long vid
Sean Farrell
13:48 !!!
AL
Dude in overalls has Irritable Bowel Syndrome probably
GrimMemento
I thought you said this was 2 1/2 hours long?
Ettore
A bunch of the people are trying so hard to be cool and different, especially the guy at 3:20
Henry Beltran
90% of these people are on drugs lol
inthecosmos
LMAO thinking the same thing
Sebastian
āI hate this country but I love people from there.ā Itās people that do horrible things, not a country. Also what the fuck did you study in school? Vampire literature?
Caden Brown
How is this NSFW?
Matheus Bauer
Most of these idiots have absolutely nothing to say.
Noodle
this is art man.
alexduuuuu123
power to the people who got their ppp loans lmao
Alex Petrov
sidam spinning some fire. Where can we hear that?
sabrina cruz
Thank you love u
Sleepyd2004
Its amazing to see the realness of people. So many stories that no ones willing to hear. I think this type of video would be amazing as a series. Especially in different areas if that would be possible. I hope channel 5 becomes well known as a reliable independent news source one day. Stay blessed and I hope youāre able to appreciate the love.
uya
21+ is kinda funny for a video likeā¦ is it gonna make me drunk ?
panchote1212
BRO i came to see what chad warden had to say but he never came out
Sam
bring this shit to australia g and stop shilling nordvpn plzzz, they cooperate fully with the jacks this was dope tho thx
Rafflez
The people on here are weird as fuck. Thankfully, probably not a representative sample of every day people. The world would be fucked if everyone was like this.
Hayley van Eykeren
oh my godddd bro you rock
Sacha Devoretz
If you came to Seattle or Vancouver I would come by and confess. There are a few things I would say.
Danneroni!
please bring this shit to seattle I have so much to say
Michael Pelletier
The girl at 17:30 kind of sucks ass
Bad at This
Nice. If you take the booth on tour, swing by Austin
Fun Guy
"21+ NSFW" and I didn't even get to see any titties
Andy Gott
This was more tame than the Youtube video; you had MFin' confessions to murder on that joint.
Liam Case
2:04 had a crazy message lowkey
bigchiefcrazysmoke
Yea it was one of those things where they had to make it easy and fast so people could keep getting their paychecks.
Spy Emerson
!!!fucking awesome!!! It really is art.
Alysen Molina
Okayyy 2:04-2:45 word soup
Nick Kidd
The seaworld and gooner dude is fucking AWESOME
Sophia Quinn
Not the guy making eye contact with the camera and then still putting on the mask š¤£
Jonas
Lmao Iām an SBA Underwriter. Theyāll catch him eventually, they have been slowly auditing almost every loan file since the program, he left a paper trail and Uncle Sam will get theirs. Such a dumb program to make it as easy as it was with almost no accountability. Helped a lot of businesses in real need, but also wasted a fuck load, and was rife with fraud
charlie_c
A lot of these people are chronically online, you can tell
kllingwthasmile
Patreon C5 rules
Nathan Breitsch
It blows my mind that people will casually get in front of a camera and confess to a felony.
Lunchbox
Aye I was just trollin yall š¤£ I didn't think u would take my comment serious anyways, I mean I was disappointed it was only 25 mins at first but that shit was so dark I was kinda glad. Appreciate yall reaching out tho, I fuck with channel 5 fr
Channel 5
All the nudity is in the first episode. Thereās 2.5 hours of confessions and weāre cutting them into the best for yall to see. The murder confessions thing was a joke because we overlaid our close friend Kenneth over that, but thereās a ton of exclusive shit here and more coming
Gabe Martinico
Soooooo many of these annoyed the hell out of me. Judgement on my part. But also...
Adam Dev
yo want me to fix up the audio on this? i got it sounding a lot clearer
T
Oh and p.p.s. Yāall doin a merch drop soon??? Will sign nda.
VinĆcius Miguel
He did in fact not get the whale tail for being a fat kid
Lunchbox
Bruh Andrew u lied like a mfer, no nudity, no extra murder conf3ssions and only 25 mins instead of 2.5 hours like u said on youtube, im cancelling the sub rn, biggest waste of money ever and I'm an ex junkie in recovery so I feel like I know a thing or two bout wasted money fr!!!
steven blount
so shit nobody leaves it
Banksybum33
First time patreon Iām poor but Andrew is worth it. Thatās all
DW
at 23:40 she doesn't find white people very funny. How do we know she's not just saying that to get attention?
T
Also itād be dope if yāall come to NOLA with this shit, itād be like full circle lol
Donald
Wow this is such a good idea, amazing what people say in this booth!
bananacat
YES! I wonder how many people around me also secretly think like that
T
I love how the dude taking pictures is like the dude in not another teen movie. šš also jtfo about the dude trying to hide his face.
Pizz0 Tim3
did you see the girl in the yt video talking about a little hilter inside of her, crazy.
DW
24:35 That's NOT Bill!
William Hicks
Young people never think it could be Cancer until it is
Channel 5
Thereās a fuck ton we chopping it all down and putting it out on the daily, just not sure how actually post-worthy some of them are so Iām trying to give yall the best
Da_Hoser
I get you, fair enough. I'm actually from LA, born and raised and I have friends who are part of this scene and I give them just as much shit. I actually sent this video to one of my closest buddies who's big in the LA hipster scene, but mostly to goof on him and his people
Will
In the YouTube video you say there is 2.5 hours of footage. Where is the rest?
Cole
Itās the white girl saying f white people For me
Benjamin Cordova
kill tony hat
bananacat
it scares me how hateful people can be
William G
I mean, it's an art installation. Prog punks and hipsters were always gonna be the primary demo.
jonah levin
The dude trying to hide his face wasn't trying hard enough lol
Nick Selivonik
well... nobody's perfect
ThinlySlicedHam
WEEZER
Donald
17 minutes in those girls, I feel for them. Their parents left a shit country to arrive in another shit country.
Phil MC
Why was this video labeled 21+? Iāve heard worse on soft white underbelly.
Rocky Lowtemp
Black duud with the old person mask is a frickin lame loll wtf
Babbitt
shout outs to the amen break shout out lol
Lee B
Dummy at 5:50 trying to be sneaky and wears a mask, but we can clearly see his face when he enters lol.
Jack Winzar
dude wants some boobage real hard
DevyJ
My favorite video yet
Alec
seek help
Shane
So many complicated and beautiful people in this world carrying so many problems on their shoulders.
Channel 5
Thereās not one but TWO boobs in the first episode we already dropped on our Patreon š Jfc scroll down
bigchiefcrazysmoke
2:50 dude needs to go to the doctor.
Cory
I thought you said there'd be nudity on the patreon edit
Da_Hoser
This was...boring. turns out the crazy shit in my life is a lot more interesting than I thought. Maybe next time put this somewhere with less edge lords and posers. See y'all next video.
amiliam
People are so weird hahahah gotta love it
John King
That dude that just came in and took pictures was so cool š Fuck normies š
bigchiefcrazysmoke
May want to delete that first guy. He definitely shouldn't have admitted that on camera if it's true. The statute of limitations on fraud like that probably hasn't expired, and they could argue the SOL didn't even start until they discovered the fraud. Hopefully nobody sends that clip in because they could definitely figure out who he is with facial recognition.
Meryk Wright
Great job doing this in a rave or whatever this is.itās hilarious the difference of ppl who take it seriously and the ppl who are fucked up as well as the ppl who are both.
Nick
and overalls boy needs to see a Dr, I think his colon is jacked up
Michael Pelletier
Probably have to edit out a bunch of tits and buttholes
mobert
Keep up the great work. :)
Matthew Ciarlo
š¤¦āāļø
Torin D
I think a lot of people dont know what the fuck is going on and are just winging it a good 90% of the time. Im bs a good percentage of the time atleast. Its interesting to see what people will confess to a camera. I'd be scared shitless to do so even with stupid shit.
LlamaVomit
I donāt think California is ok
Marko Slavatynskyy
The not human guy is insane
Nicholas Castro
how can we see the full reel? Or is it not available in full?
