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COMMENT ‘SHOP 6 PROMPT
🕑 Added 2024-06-26 14:00:16 +0000 UTCCharlotte’s ready to cook, but Patrick and Jacob forgot to buy ingredients! Oh well. What’re we making, gobblers?
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Ryogathelost
Fly like a cheadle
b00n
make some good ol' gabagool out of a Minch leg.
McRaeWrites.com
As a bit of fun back and forth with Ryan Hailey for picture in picturing people's content, photoshop Ryan into some sort of shenanigans, even better if you can make it a goofy picture in picture scene.
saaaaaam
Italian Instagram Guy wins the election
IcarusAiden
Astro Baby Goblin Genius
Dave from accounting
Imagine if you will, a series of Jacobs combined into a horrific chimera known as the mega Jacob (I’m talking bout a Jacob megazord from the power ranger
Mr penis
A ghoul, and one more ghoul perhaps?
GoodPostReilly
A muscular chorus singing to Chris Kattan
Dazz86
The cover to astrogoblins first erotic novel
Momopops
Nonna's famous mood soup
Just Joe
Patrick drinking seltzer out of the Stanley Cup.
nicksmizzle
ryan grafted to bass from dead or alive but also as an elden ring boss
Mike R
Ryan growing off of the back of Martin Scorsese like a siamese twin
Haste
Animorph style cover of Chris Pratt turning into a rat
Spurious Machinery
Death comes for Goldar, in his own Zord
Pizza-Senpai
Are you hungry? Same here you know what I’m craving crazily some roast beef from my local arbys for the whole month of June our classic Roast Beef Classic is 2 for 6 hell even our chicken and mozz sticks are 2 for 6 cause America why not, but remember arbys we got the fucking meat!
Marie Cuccia
Recast of Showgirls with the female Gremlin from Gremlins
Matthew
All the versions of Jon Voigt from the Baby Genius’ jawn battling in mad max thunderdome situation
Dave Funnell
JK Rowling having gender reassignment surgery whilst watched by the ghost of Michael Gambon
Edgar Kracis
The spirit of Jon Bon Jovi evaporating from a bonfire at sunrise
Phil Golubovich
a Herd of Ford F-150s nesting around the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid like in a nature documentary
Garry
A presidential debate between Shadowman and Tom Handsome
Dean U
An advertisement for the Ryan+ subscription service
Jon
I second John Voight as an erect snake
SundayBest
A big ol bowl of Patter’s Shipwreck Soup™
Kyle Chapman
Insane Goblin Posse
James
William T. Riker reflecting on a life of poor choices.
nicktelecast .
Anita Bryant being crushed and eaten by a giant monster
theletterj
Spider-Man in line at the dmv renewing his license
Haste
Astrogoblin summoning a tulpa of Chris Pratt
Chelsea D'Amore
The Edmund Fitzgerald celebrating its birthday at the bottom of Lake Superior
cptvictor
Movie poster for the Creed musical, "Where Blind Men See" starring Scott Stapp and the AstroGoblins as different members of the band.
Devon Grey
Minch's Bayou Beignets
Jake
Visual depiction of an Ernest trap
Dean U
Astrogoblin participates in the Paris river poop protests.
Barnaby Jordan
Jacob and Patrick licking the Cheeto dust from each other's fingers
David U
De-aged King Charles starring as the villain in the next baby genius movie
Asa Gray
John Voight as an erect snake
Benjamin Scheidecker
Patrick defending the state of Minnesota from Ronald Reagan in 1984
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
The Terminator arrives in a Hot Topic. He needs your clothes, your boots, and your accessories.
Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago
The first annual gathering of the committe for gatekeeping, gaslighting and girlbossing
biscuit tornado
taking questionable advice from one's dad
an0rpm
crustacean flavoured protein powder, preworkout, etc.
SteamedJams
Alan Wake Wakeboarding away from the ghosts
WalkingMirror
Jesse Ventura: Pet Detective
Adriano Bacuita
Ratatouille with John Holland as the chef and the astrogoblins as rats arguing about ingredients
SteamedJams
Ron Perlman giving in to the voices
SteamedJams
Sleep paralysis jehovahs witness mosquito
Aksel Lessum
Steven Segal as a elden ring omen
Dean U
An accurate depiction of Nancy behind the MGM lot.
biscuit tornado
jon voight mech remote piloted by c. thomas howell
Chaz Surfboard
President Astrogoblin addressing the nation for the first time
Baron Mathot
G. Gundam Liddy breaking into the watergate hotel to bug the DNC's Phones.
Catsfiddle
im hungry for a spit roasted joe biden please
Sean Banne
Long jacob and Wide patrick holding up a bank of america
Jonathon Brege
Swamp Gundam
Subtle Spell
The baby geniuses at a press conference to apologize for Jon Voight's use of Black face.
Lewis
Turg, Jim Pickens
Hauntlink
First thing that came to mind with no context. British Crypto Zoo.
Star Journeyfriend
The comment shop storefront, run by evil jon favreau
