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🕑 Added 2024-08-13 14:39:23 +0000 UTCInspire us, dear gobbos. What graphic design crimes shalst we commit on thine behalf?
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Tyler Shaw
The Dune popcorn bucket but instead it's Patrick's gaping mouth
Chicofriend
The cold war but if the Astrogoblins were there so actually it was a really fun time
Cody Nicholls
“Colorize Patrick Brown”
kidConflict
The Last Supper but with every Star Wars character you or FunHaus ever came up with. Including but not limited to: Minch Nawlins Yoda Charlotte's Yaddle Ryan's Max Rebo Jon Smith's Bib Fortuna The cats that may or may not be capable of doing math If this is a long-term work and isn't ideal for Comment 'Shop, I'd still love to see it as some sort of banner
Phil Golubovich
Astrogoblin Ground control to Major Tom
JFactor
Conjuring a Gundam tulpa
Nick Barnes
The square peg’s ecstasy when it finally goes in the round hole
Juan A.
RFK getting ratatouilled by his brain worm into cooking Major Biden into some kind of anti-woke casserole/pie (maybe this can just be the flashback scene from 'Ratatouille' and this is what the critic guy is seeing as he's taking a bite)
Trevor Sudbury
A mongoose covered in queso playing pong on the Atari
ThePossiblyMike
Rfk hiding the bear body in the park
AesopSPV
Astrogoblin team up with Jesse Ventura to protect Minnesota in Tim Walz absence
Trigar Hunter
A squat hunk for our Mecha Break babe.
My Humaniity
Astrogoblin album cover
Juuso E Salin
Raygun vs Submachinegun
Brad Stan
An absolutely FILTHY hog applying for a job at Warner Brothers
David U
flesh mech
David U
Flossing to death at the Beast Games
Karaoke Skeleton
Tim Walz comforting a family of apes
kidConflict
Richard Karn-ivore
theedgeinshow
The Harryist of Carays
kidConflict
Ball-rag Balrog
Chris
General Grievous robotripping & trying to find a death stick plug🔌
Maria Andrade
make a Gundam but out of real-life heroes like McCain or Reagan
SpaceCat
Patrick transforming into Joe Biden animorphs style
TCKingCeryn
Jared Leto passionately embracing an ape woman
Robert Fazekas
Movie poster for “Borderlands” starring actual shit playing every roll
Alexander Vogt
A Dianoga has taken Oscar the Grouch's place on Sesame Street
Alexander Vogt
JD Vance's emo music album cover
griff mat
The word “Carlotte” came to me in a dream, it’s Charlotte turning into a car I guess
Dustin Willis
A goat running for office.
Leebos
Astriliad & Astrodyssey
Tadhg Harnett
Jacob dies from Mecha mania ( crushed by Gundam boxes )
Emilio C
Have shadowman hiding guns and drugs in his room from his mom
Juan A.
Scar dropping Mufasa into a Travis Scott concert
Matthew
RFK bear jamboree
Dee
La Croix water elemental
John Malueg
Jacob catching his Phillipenis on the pole vault bar. Patrick competing in the shooting competition. Char versus Raygun.
b00n
cover art for one of Ryans movies
Dr. Deagle
A man carving his forearm meat for din din for a group of young skaarsgards
ChrisAnaforian
Wheel of Fortune hosted by Hank Hill with assorted contestants
Juan A.
this year’s Coachella is in the Lands Between, and all the hottest monsters and bosses are pairing up under the influence of Michelob’s Golden Fresh ale
Zen Window
opossums penning the voynich manuscript trying desperately to share their secrets with mankind but being too distracted by garbage and screaming at each other to communicate with us
Nibblonians
Elon Musk driving a cybertruck made of emeralds into a brick wall
Cugi
Patrick bursting out of Jacob’s chest like in Alien
Haste
Shadowman 2024
Haste
Patrick buying out the theater for Sound of Freedom with a bunch of sad MAGAs behind him
cptvictor
What would a train mecha look like
Bryan Weiss
Rfk jr posing paddington bear’s corpse in Central Park
stushow
A group of dumpster men stealing Jacob's Gundams
Siôn Williamson
Tarfful receiving a stinky skin fade haircut from his long-time barber and friend Tion Medon, the Pau’an Administrator
Spurious Machinery
Darth Icky and Darth Insanius on the planet Membrainius
Ryan Pelton
An octopuses cramming a bottle of Fanta into a duffle bag
Cash_Bone
A reconstruction of the famous Travel Town payroll heist of 1992
tigerhawk66
Top 3 favorite Phillies?
Tomfoolery
Gladiatorial arena with the kids from narnia
Baron Mathot
Nose art for my airplane that shows my love of Bussy.
Max Gross
Shadowman's Mech suit
nellyfrommovies
The Harris/Walz 2024 Mech
Terence Wiggins
JD Vance ironing Trump to give him that distinct overdone hot dog look
SteamedJams
Trains gettin silly
Softly_Iris
A worm that admits to haven a tiny RFK inside of hid brain (the dastardly man even ate part of the brain)
Colin Sharpe
Astrogoblympics (Greek Style? 👀)
Mike R
Angry dolphin who is drift compatible with hitman, pilots a sexy gundam to save America
Adriano Bacuita
The Pyramids if they house the Astrogoblins instead of pharaoh
Leebos
Mecha 👏🏽 Break 👏🏽 Rule 34 👏🏽. Be the change you want to see in the world.
Chaz Surfboard
Mobile Suit Travel Town
SteamedJams
Xenomorph Brazilian butt lift
Brian
The MyPillow guy did my knee replacement surgery and now my knee is all lumpy
dangxious
John Rhys-Davies as an Evangelion Angel
Jay Deines
A salvia trip with the band saliva (click click booming ensues)
Brian
The Ferengi are stripped of all their Olympic medals after intense doping allegations
Kyle Koehler
Jesus’ mech suit
Quicksandbuddy
Expanded Universe material
GoodPostReilly
The Last Supper, but you guys are there and all the food is Jack in the Box. Or the Jack in the Box being crucified at Calvary. Dealer’s choice.
Killian Walsh
There's a novella here.
Seth Heder
Woke Minecraft mob
Bradley Sweeney
Trump using Epstein’s jet to kill the aliens from Independence Day
NukeWarm
Hello Astrogoblers, I have COVID again and am feeling pretty crummy. What unscientific recommendations do you have that will make me feel 0.5% better?
Killian Walsh
"Wouldst thou live deliciously" But it's a blank-gazed RFK looking at a family of bears, a goofy cartoon worm poking out of his head.
Andrew Sterling
A BiSectional JD Vance
Dean U
A triple threat match for the belt between: Man-bat, Man-spider, and Man-iron.
angad_ungith
Raygun breakdancing, for cosmic stakes
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Randy Newman driving a big rig with an insect hitchhiker in the passenger seat
Luke Perrine
Building Gundam while at a chiropractor appointment to fix all that front loaded character creation
Zachary Smart
The whole cast as baby yodas
Jake
Eric Adams teaches astrogoblin how to search Jacobs office for Gundam contraband
Bradley Sweeney
JD Vance’s couch bastard child
Honey-Boo-Boo
The opening of 2001 but they’re all smoking cigarettes and the monolith is a crisp, black pack of darts.
NRay7882
Mark Cuban fighting Pharmzilla over a decimated Dallas
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Driving by RFK Jr. and his falcon battling the Vulture over some roadkill.
LocalArchLich
Mecha Break-up
Baron Sogz
The Pinkertons come for Jacob's gundam crocs
Quicksandbuddy
Nien Nunb lost in a mall
Roger McK
Jacob's Gundam jizz?
Owen Ferrell
Is my born
