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SpaceCat
Jacob as conservative Wolverine, but his claws are little Patricks
David Barber
Hitman Tilda Swinton taking out agent 47 at a farmer's market
kidConflict
Crazy sum bitch pile o monkey nuts
Matthew
Required twitter advertisement for Astrogoblin. All businesses are required to advertise there.
Maxwell
Bashful and Happy get into some late night Las Vegas fun
Rob Lougen
Very short green froglike gentleman with long pointy ears who is wearing a green robe. They are from Louisiana and live in a dank humid swamp, and in their spare time they love to teach kids how to use levitation mind powers.
theedgeinshow
When Harry Caray met Sally
Zen Window
the solar system as a fancy mechanical pocketwatch being checked by an even fancier cosmic new world opossum as he waits for his cosmic australian opossum blind date at steak n shake fearful that he might be stood up
Quicksandbuddy
Willy Wonka of the Planet of the Apes
bruce
I was literally going to say the same
Mr penis
RFK jr crucifying a bear cub in Central Park
griff mat
hamphone
ben l
ErowidGoblin
Throaty Pigeon
Agent 47 having a well deserved Samarian Sunset after a job well failed.
AesopSPV
Joe Camel is the Lisan al Gaib leading the goblins to holy cigs and rejecting the heresy of smokin' Toadz
angad_ungith
Olympics but more Italian
Nikolai Bobrikov
three goblins smoking a toad
Miauchanto
A Ferengi won a charlottery ticket
TCKingCeryn
Oooh if there’s still time- Jon Voigt Ape Harem
Ralph d. Apel
Gundam Gungan
Mike R
A smelly little nun in a cheeky lil convent for bugs
liam
Gundam Maxter wearing Jacob Crocs
cptvictor
After that video, I was thinking that the D.A.R.E. program would have been 10x more effective if it was just reciting horror stories from Erowid.
kidConflict
Julia Robberts (she’s stealing a houseplant)
Ryan Carlton
A bear carcass in Central Park. That's it. I don't know why, but if it's good enough for RFK then it must be good for the goblins.
kidConflict
WB Frog (WB stands for Wolf Blitzer)
Honey-Boo-Boo
Koba buying drugs (DOM? Morning Glory?) from Sub-Machinegun at the 2024 Olympic Games.
Tyler DeVenny
Elementary school field trip to Bass Pro Shop
Matthew
The gobs all jacked up on spider venom at burning man.
SteamedJams
Gundams building jacob
SteamedJams
Warioware mini game reject
Chris
Large hog pole vaulting over communist Mech/Gundam
NPM
Dueling Tilda Swintons, one orc, one fish
Jay Deines
Planet of the apes. Patrick as Heston, Jacob and charlotte as zira and Cornelius
an0rpm
timothee chalamet beating the world record, pole vaulting over a very large austin butler
Tariq Moustapha
Southeast Asian boat racing as a new Olympic sport.
John Eustice
Patrick in Trap
Adriano Bacuita
Ryan as a super hero who's power is dispensing lube
John
Sam Peckinpah being informed "Left Gundam, Caps Lock, Eleven" as the Bearded Titan looks on with that dopey stare
Spurious Machinery
buying various animals in baggies from Submachinegun
kidConflict
Charlie Puth Toothpaste
Probably Ian
A Seinfeld Highlander reboot where Kramer is the Kurrigan
theletterj
Tilda swinton as agent 47 on a jet skew-ball ramp cruising to the 100 point slot.
Talia P
RFK Jr Sm0KiN’ ToAdZ
donaldtello
Beer guy from the last video as an asteroid hits earth in the background
Bryan Weiss
The hunger games starting but one of the tributes is an octopus with 8 glocks
melifiknow
Astrogoblins attempt a rescue operation for those astronauts stuck at the space station
Alex Smith
A Gundam wearing Jacob themed crocs
Bianca Miceli
second this
bentallyill
A painting of Gundams playing poker
stushow
A Gundam wedding
Dr. Deagle
A cold ass donkey with a backpack of questionable dvds
Katie Cole
MLM (Monkey level marketing) scheme
Addverb
The grand opening of AstrogoblinLand
Dr. Deagle
Boy George's and the incredible George Boys
Dustin Willis
Limited Edition Astogoblin Themed Crocs
GoodPostReilly
You guys, Astrogoblin, having fun in the sun at the scariest beach in the world
Juuso E Salin
Shadowman has been spendin too much time on erowid
Ryan Pelton
The caterpillar from a Bugs Life stuffing a whole Snickers bar down his throat
Kyle Koehler
Monkey Christ
Jonathon Brege
the worms in RFK jr's brain having a raging party
Softly_Iris
Charlotte getting bullied by a comically large gundam keyboard piloted by a nefarious jacob
ChrisAnaforian
The Goblin Gang falling out of a coconut tree
WalkingMirror
My Dealer Submachine Gun (the anime)
Edgar Kracis
Joe Biden on a well deserved vacation
Baron Sogz
Ice T just trying to be a good dad to Patrick
Jake
D.A.R.E. but for smoking toads and nutmeg
Brian
If Shadowman was on that plane it wouldn’t have gone down like that, there would have been a lot of voodoo in that cabin, and him saying okay we’re going to land somewhere safe
Baron Sogz
Been watching a lot of law and order SVU maybe do something with that?
Harper
Patrick holding Charlotte and Jacob in his hands like newborn little chickies
Bradley Sweeney
RFK jr. getting drunk with that dead bear
Bradley Sweeney
Dog the bounty hunters last stand against the woke mob
Kade Hensley
The Sistine Chapel Roan
Dean U
Chef Muad’Dib ravioli
Claire Myers
Borg Patrick assimilating an Ape.
Conor
The flower demons you see when youre tripping on morning glory
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Butt Rock Rat Pack
Nick Barnes
RFK jr.’s dream blunt rotation
Hauntlink
Farscape the show but seen thru the eyes of a telatubby
Sean Banne
Ciggy mukbang with your favourite presidents :)
