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🕑 Added 2024-10-08 16:21:52 +0000 UTCThe little fella’s old enough to drink! What shall we ‘shop today, I wonder?
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Alex?
The final battle from Avengers Endgame, but Mr. Bean is all the characters
Jordan Moses
Young Patrick and Jacob finding Star Wars-themed woods porn behind a Jedi Temple
Neil
A terrifying glimpse of the future : Texas, The Woke Star State
Garrett Breen
Jon Voight escaping a Diddy party
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
Patrick has a clone that’s very emotional
jstowe18
Wonka in a Tonka
kickflipoff
Steve Buscemi’s Ewok Houseparty
Fox Burden
The DS9 nightmare blunt rotation but they’re huffing gas instead
Mustardygirl
AstroGoblin as a 3 piece Prog band
Brian Fantana
Group photo of those that ignored the evacuation order
CeeBass
Jedi Padawan sex abuse scandal
IcarusAiden
Charlotte wrestling cryptids
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Squid games but they are playing water polo, the squids have great skin ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ
AesopSPV
Manosphere douchebags attempt to reclaim rollerblading from the gays, they are unsuccessful
Kyall Robinson
Patricks 2: The New Batch
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Sarah Silverman and Whitney Cummings sitting with a Cassowary at a cursed venue across from Hoe Rogan and Paul Wall (They are all drinking adrenochrome from the skulls of their fallen enemies).
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Aquesbians replace all comedians in stand up and podcasts resulting in all out Goblin warfare.
oldleech
Mulholland Drive jump scare hobo & scared guy fetish foot play.
Phil Golubovich
Patrick's Titan Form (Attack on Titan)
Drew Wagner
Himbo/Bimbo Cryptid Wedding officiated by Cryptid Patrick.
Ryan Pelton
slow walkers being inhaled by a giant Kirby
lexilucy
Charlie Chaplin Bratz doll
dudecar34
Odo badly disguised as a Korean Massage chair
phatandlazycow
Yeti’s having really bad luck, but I (Bigfoot) am having good luck. Sorry!
DylanC
Loud Valley
phatandlazycow
Sniffin sleazo
Chris
Dark MAGA Elon jumping off building while fenty goblins cheer him on
Kat don Vee
Patrick as the goblin king and Jacob as baby Toby from Labryinth
David U
As someone who just tried Coke Zero Oreo flavor, this hits close to home
Madame Crouton
Jean Reno but he's casino magnate Gene Reno
Alfy Red
The goblins riding the Pepsi Ripsaw from the MOA.
NickIsRadford
Hurricane Milton Bradley
thehobknoblin
Silent Hill but it's not silent nor is it a hill
Zen Window
werner herzog skydiving nude into the eye of a hurricane
snakpak
Dorae Hard
goodbye Tarfful
Mark Wahlberg: southern baptist
Ralph d. Apel
Muppets join Scientology
alex
The Ryan Lochte mugging
Bailey ate all the beans
the Vatican 3 but the Eucharist is galaxy gas and poppers
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Frodo dodging bullets in sin city
Kochebi
Patrick sees his death in the big fish witch's eye
Cugi
Wicket slamming shots in a run down bar
Adriano Bacuita
Box art for Fallout Minnesota
Annabelle W
pasta boss shoving gnocchi into laundry machine
BallpointKen
The Philly Phanatic as King Kong
Lord of Skunks
A red sun rises, cum has been spilled this night.
Chicofriend
Human Sink Man
capecodnative
Five Nights at Teddy’s (Roosevelt)
Dr. Deagle
Jar Jar Binks D. VANCE
kidConflict
Betty White's crime fighting alter ego "Black Betty"
Lord of Skunks
You beat me to it! I was thinking a Frankie Valli pop up jack-in-the-box
Hannah J
Ziggy taking a load off at the bar
LLPaulJay
Weekend at Frankie Vallis
Dee
Cheese Purse
snakpak
Ody Mandrell joins LA Tik Tok house
b00n
it's walk of shame
Spurious Machinery
Patrick's X-Men power of Perfect Own Blood Control
Mr penis
A man pouring molten salt down his urethra.
NRay7882
The weather wars
Quicksandbuddy
The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes priest ape's dead gay monkey husband
PumaHands
Yacooza
bozzwick
TAB’s room of monitors (complete with O faces, bonus points if they’re famous) so he can keep track of when people pop. (Would you like people to move away from f*nhaus references?)
Driftless
Astrogolin vs Cenobites
Peter
A badass dragon but it has the stupidest breath power
NukeWarm
VW's ID Buzz somberly looking at the grave of its 1970's bus
Sam Collins
Tony Shelob investigating crimes in Middle Earth
Matt Burns
Patrick doing his birthday 21 Galaxy Gas salute
Dr. TJ Eckelberg
Night of the living Jeb
Oisín Connolly
Freddie Highmore's The Good Doctor Who
Kikaimato
Jimmy Stewart’s favorite brothel
bentallyill
Zack Synders of Rohan
Drew Yetzke
A twink Babadook coming to turn our children gay.
M B
The Assassination of the Outlaw Xanax Grunseits Cousin by the Lawman Bass Reeves
Tariq Moustapha
BigTittyGothmog
WalkingMirror
IGN's Babe page on 9/11/01
COONTAR
Kansas Soilman
Jacob Edding
Goth Minch
MyOnlyBlackBudy
band of brothers working the kitchen from The Bear.
ThePossiblyMike
A Haunted House full of AI generated horrors.
ThirdDeadMan
Fishbowl of the Damned.
JFactor
Saruman walks out on his balcony to address his Army (the Woke Mob)
tigerhawk66
Swig vs Sodalicous Highlander style.
John
Eric Adams and Doraemon at Oki Dog.
Nick Barnes
Twinkies rebranding exclusively for the straights
Hankenstein
Patrick and Jacob preparing to bully the living shit out of young Anakin
Conor
The punishment for when you submit 2 prompts
rahjahknows
Moo Dengue Fever
Sorcha
Tauntaun sent to the glue factory
Juuso E Salin
Marissa Tomie
Jane
Quinlan Vos tracking the scent of Minch (he hasn't paid his taxes)
Chaz Surfboard
Malignant but it's Charlotte and Patrick is Gabriel
bobloblaw_rms
Charlotte pivots to being a tradwife influencer
LeafoftheVine
Golf, but it's actually interesting to watch
Tadhg Harnett
no one helped
Tim Liggett
John Cena and the Monopoly Man are friends :-)
Erynsaurus
A bad guy, with a dumb name and stupid haircut.
Rullagan
Alexander Graham Belle Delphine
Bradley Sweeney
Sex Rogen
Siglark
Nim Chimpsky vs Noam Chomsky
Nick
Theoden King utilizing a Mobile Suit Gundam
Shotgunbadger
Beating that little Saw dummy up with a school chair instead of playing his game
Softly_Iris
You can add a skeleton if ya need it spooky
Haste
Lore Accurate Wisconsin
Horsey Chobunso
Mom's Home ft. Fred Durst
Nibblonians
Jumping Elon getting posterized by Anthony Edwards
heartajack
RFK chainsawing a whales head off in the Duluth cam
Gollum Juice
A typewriter haunted by the yassified ghost of Tennessee Williams
Matt
Toes for teeth
Softly_Iris
Werner herzog goo reviewer
dangxious
Return of the living Jed
Harper
Faygo rainbow Leprachaun
Sean Banne
Charlotte hunting the BOIS in BOISE, Idaho
calamansipapi
The "Damn Bitch, You Live Like This?" Goofy, but it's Jar Jar Binks
Bradley Sweeney
Jacob covered in honey running from a hungry Patrick
Waluigi Galleani
Fallout: New Delco
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Hunting millennial ghosts
Brendon Abbl
Hurricane Milton Scandal
liam
Salacious B. Crumb giving ciggies to trick or treaters
stushow
Dirt buffet
SundayBest
Helene and Milton beating the shit out of Florida governor Ronald desantis
Meatshelly
Muppet Mouth (terminal)
Leebos
A lustful yet ornery cake for a beautiful New Jersey bride on the hit T.V. show Cake Boss featuring Cake Boss
Toots McGavin
Black cats getting revenge on Satanic Panic Karen's
Chelsea D'Amore
The next flavor of Oreo is Late Stage Capitalism
Brian
Joe Camel’s funeral
Free Will
The Astrogoblin crew as Street Sharks
Matt E
Elrond Hubbard
Baron Sogz
A spooky pumpkin pinata filled with bugs
J Jedi Jameson
Somehow Palpatine returned (for the Gungan genocide).
Hauntlink
Patrick brown unregulated survival seminar
SteamedJams
Patrick hatching a barking dog out of his back after taking "The Substance"
Siôn Williamson
Biblically Accurate Angel Boys
GoodPostReilly
Mobile Suit Richard Nixon
