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🕑 Added 2024-10-01 16:26:53 +0000 UTCGive us a metaphorical pumpkin to carve! (Actual spooky prompts are welcome too)
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Somegoodinthisworld
Indiana Hamster Jone's the Tomb of Carrots Or something lol
Hannah J
Silhouette of Ningen
Assistant_to_the_Janitor
The scene from that Cold Steel video with the snake but this time its got a gun.
Jonathan Coons
Fishing is the human version of alien abduction!
kickflipoff
Gandalfs funeral overalls
oldleech
Mark Robinson getting kicked off of the public library computers by Officer Eric Adams who is in turn being served a subpoena by a federal agent (possibly Nick Fury?)
Boonan
Comb O’Driscoll
Alan Ma
Sorry for doing two Hayao McAzaki
Whalebone Jack
Vox Gobuli
Kyall Robinson
Eric Adams behelit
Throaty Pigeon
Seed Harvesting Operation
Siôn Williamson
Biblically accurate angel boys
Brian Fantana
Mecha chef
Wyatt Kohler
Moo Deng stars in a RDJ Dr. Doolittle courtroom-drama sequel Directed by Francis Ford Coppola
SpaceCat
Patrick is replaced by Johnny Knoxville
Sid Slurms
Bam margera gets really into podracing
ChillyVanilly
spaghetti brain worms
phatandlazycow
wokesabers
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
Jacob is a fireman but not one of those over sexualised calendar firemen, just an average dude
My Humaniity
Scott Stapp created Aerial vehicles for the separatists
Ryan Pelton
Like bathtub gin, but instead shitty malt liquor
Madame Crouton
America's Mayor defending innocent chimps from an onslaught of chairs
Swogglet
Spadoinly Bodegard the Ardvarkman Brew Master
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Narco Gordito pumpkins attacking Japanese whaling vessels 🫴
Chaz Surfboard
"Whaaaaat's up gang we're coming at you from beyond this mortal coil!"
AesopSPV
Patrick as Jesus taking the needle of Gundam Heroin for Jacob, Charlotte is snorting a Tony Montana pile of cocaine but it's Magic the Gathering Cards
Chaz Surfboard
Specialized for use in, or size of?
Drew Wagner
Mortal Kombat with Cryptids, but festive
Charles Chabal
I want to see a juicy ASStro Goblin with luscious BYTT plz!
PumaHands
THE GOBLINS ARE IN THE PUMKINS
spacedive
A coffee shop run by goblins allowing JD Vance entrance.
Goob
The angel & devil on someone’s shoulders but they’re actual human being sized instead of the usual tiny “shoulder size” depiction as shown in media.
ThirdDeadMan
image from "Star Talk", Astrogoblin's new Star Wars, Star Trek and Star Gate Podcast.
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Surface to air pumpkin missile
donaldtello
Scary kool-aid man
Ryan Pelton
Bathtub colt 45
Bryan Weiss
Next generation bridge crew blunt rotation
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Adam Sandler stars in Big Daddy (bioshock)
goodbye Tarfful
a poster encouraging Gen Z to take up smoking
Neil
AstroGoblin vs the much more successful AstroOrc
Zen Window
an oppossum in a suit with a blue tie versus a raccoon in a suit with a red tie in a debate to help voters decide leadership of a local waste management district
Dr. Deagle
Chosen prompt as a trucker
Dobozer420
Stellan and his boys dressed up for Halloween
lexilucy
cryptid polycule
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Roadside Picnic Pumpkin
Stanky
fat white opium trade
Waluigi Galleani
John Fettermothman
Dom
Patrick and his Big Birds dressed to trick or treat.
Fun!
Big Nimo: Adventures in Cryptidland
Mike R
A real good ciggy break for a pack of astrogoblins
Tariq Moustapha
The hottest rock and roll band - Big Nim and the Cryptids.
Leebos
Brad Dourif on a greasy podcast
LeafoftheVine
Slasher villan union representative
John
Mothman on PornHub searching for Francis Scott Key Bridge videos but it’s banned in his state and his goon session is ruined.
cptvictor
Astrogoblin Gamersupps design
jraluark
Battle of the Cryptids
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Angry Australian pumpkin with a toothache that cannot and will not trust a dentist
David U
Election Yard sign for ya-te-veo, the carnivorous tree
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Miguel Myers as "Pumpkin shape"
Ryogathelost
- POV: Owen Wilson's nose hairs.
Tadhg Harnett
help oh god help
NukeWarm
The Oscars for Cultural War Gamerz
Chicofriend
Gundam 100m dash (spooky)
Alexander Vogt
Travis brand Face Chips and Finger Fries and Xanax
alex
andre 4000
kidConflict
Yo Gabba Zappa
Carl Weezer
Literally just Laura Loomer's face
mitchshow
George Locust
Dustin Willis
Spooky Dookie
snakpak
Buddy cop movie starring Jack Black and wicket w warrick
Toots McGavin
Michael Zaki's Sleep Paralysis Demon
Hankenstein
500 Spookyrettes
Cugi
Jigsaw opens an escape room
Madeline Alright
The French
M B
Al Kiefer from the West Wing goes to a Ferengi Freak Off (featuring astroglide)
SteamedJams
Travis the Chimpanzee at Caria Manor feasting on Fingercreepers
Meatshelly
Immortan Hoe
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Ronald Reagan Fucking Twinks
LLPaulJay
Ewok mukbang
Chelsea D'Amore
Your 2024 World Series Champions Philadelphia Phillies
melifiknow
Colm Selkie
Softly_Iris
Doctor Patrick and his lowley assistant create the perfect Charlotte (spooky!(?))
Sean Banne
Josh's feasting time
Ralph d. Apel
Cryptid comprised of photos in saved folder
Dean U
Legendary nfl lore right here
bolinani8
Bigfoot bartending a hunting lodge for monsters
tigerhawk66
The Vikings Sex Party on Lake Minnetonka
Alexander Penney
Darth Mike Meyers
Colin Sharpe
Slasher Charlotte chasing Final Girl Patrick and Ghost Mentor Jacob
Free Will
Batsquatch as a tiktok bro making a vlog in response to being ranked so poorly
Matt
CPR dummy thicc
Colby
Baseball legend Pete Rose being denied entry into heaven because of gambling.
Lord of Skunks
Pennsylvania White Bigfoot plays bass in a Reggae band.
MyOnlyBlackBudy
grogu kicking a field goal
Baron Sogz
But oh no, it's cursed!
Rullagan
Sorcerer Sellan Skarsgard
TCKingCeryn
Adam Driver Worm Odyssey
Baron Sogz
A spooky skeleton offers you a blunt
GoodPostReilly
Monster Muscle Beach
Fun!
A sequel to Joe's Apartment, but with fleas.
Aaron Weber
A Gammorrean crinking his Hoojib
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
Patrick breaking his mile PR blasting darts
Bailey ate all the beans
Jon Voight as the sand worm thing from Beetlejuice
bobloblaw_rms
The Astrogoblins crucified next to Christ
Nibblonians
John Fetterman as the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot
Gollum Juice
The inevitable twink death of Timothee Chalamet
Chris Schaller
Passion of the Piss Christ
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Ghosts feeling down because a bunch of ghost hunters showed up to talk shit about them.
NRay7882
Bam, Dico, Rake Yohn and Raab Himself go sasquatch hunting
Nick
A battle of wits: nim chimpsky against koko the gorilla, moderated by Dr. Zaius
Claire Myers
Haunted house nursing home.
Bradley Sweeney
Necromancy being medically used for erectile dysfunction
Jake
Death stranding 2 photo mode with the astrogobs instead of kojimas crushes
Chaz Surfboard
Paparazzi photos of Star Boys partying with Quinlan Vos
Adriano Bacuita
Haunted hype house
liam
Charlotte opting out of the boys’ mindpalace
John Eustice
"Guess the Saw Trap" the board game
Dean U
DS9 nightmare blunt rotation
Patrick Walsh
Jack-off lantern
rahjahknows
Gabaghoul
griff mat
Patrick star, Charlotte’s web, and Jacob’s ladder go trick or treating
Brian
Cryptid grudge match
stushow
Jar Jar Twink
Honey-Boo-Boo
Zachary Levis (pants)
Alan Ma
Dame Maggie Smith rippin darts outside the Heaven-Eleven
Annabelle W
john lennon yubnub
Juuso E Salin
Meeting of the Meatmen
confuseddaily
Jacob-O-Lantern
Baron Mathot
Maggie Smith viking funeral.
Hauntlink
Jehovah Witness Patrick
Bradley Sweeney
Jacob covered in peanut butter please
griff mat
Patrick as mothman fluttering about Patrick’s natural environment: a gaslight
Andrew Sterling
Snow White and the 7 little guys
Jay Deines
The Count of Monte Fisto
Sean Murphy
Ringo Starr YouTube thumbnail
